Monday, October 27, 2008

A Halloween Riddle!

Here is a Halloween Riddle for you: Why was the SKELETON afraid to cross the road?
Because he had no GUTS! Hahahahahaha!

I am checking to make sure my guts are still there. Just in case. I think my innards are intact. Probably because I am just a pretend skeleton.

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  1. AnonymousOctober 27, 2008 at 4:15 AM

    Dat was funny Daisy! I like your costume - it will be very scary if you wear it in the dark. Eeeeeeeek!

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  2. KC and the Giggleman KittiesOctober 27, 2008 at 4:31 AM

    Hee hee, furry funny, Daisy. No guts. That's a cute costume, too...
    Love & Purrs,
    KC

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  3. Amber-MaeOctober 27, 2008 at 4:57 AM

    Ha! I like that one!!! I'm sure you still have all your guts. I think I have to...

    Butt wiggles,
    Solid Gold Dancer

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  4. AnonymousOctober 27, 2008 at 5:13 AM

    Daisy, we like you much better as a pretend skeleton anyway!

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  5. The Meezers or BillyOctober 27, 2008 at 5:28 AM

    hee hee hee that was really funny Daisy!!!
    HARLEY!! COME PLAYPLAYPLAY!!! Billy

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  6. The Florida FurkidsOctober 27, 2008 at 5:28 AM

    That was a funny riddle for Halloween! We think you have purrfect guts!!

    Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

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  7. ParkerOctober 27, 2008 at 5:36 AM

    You should tell that joke when you go Trick or Treating, it's very funny and would get you a lot of treats!

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  8. i beatiOctober 27, 2008 at 5:49 AM

    Daisy your costumes make me laugh and laugh. Even Evie on my desk conjured up a smile ..Happy Monday !!

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  9. Goldie, Shade and BansheeOctober 27, 2008 at 5:51 AM

    That was really funny, Daisy. The wee ones are practicing it for Halloween night, they love jokes!!

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  10. AnonymousOctober 27, 2008 at 5:53 AM

    WOAH! Miss Daisy that joke was a little bit boisterous for you sweety!
    but I likes!! mwwahahah
    Of course you has your wonderful tummy, but we all know they is not guts there.. Momma tells me that is where Mushka hides her secret cookie stash and Momma is always trying to jiggle it, coz it is all floppy, but I knowz Momma is trying to steal the cookies..

    It is your COOKIE POUCH Miss Daisy.. coz I knowz these things...

    V-V

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  11. AnonymousOctober 27, 2008 at 6:39 AM

    Haha, Daisy this joke is terrible but it did make us laugh.

    We think your guts look very sweet indeed and especially pink and cute.

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  12. Karen and GerardOctober 27, 2008 at 7:01 AM

    You are very funny, Daisy! You have plenty of guts!

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  13. Sweet PurrfectionsOctober 27, 2008 at 7:25 AM

    It looks like your guts are definintely still there! I can't wait to see what you actually wear on Halloween.

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  14. Alastriona, The Cats and Dogs October 27, 2008 at 7:31 AM

    You are very silly Daisy. ~S,S & C

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  15. Sabrina, Sam and SimonOctober 27, 2008 at 7:37 AM

    Hee hee Daisy,that was really funny, and your costume is so cute! And we think that you don't have to worry ... your innards are just fine!
    Purrs and headbutts,
    Sabrina, Sam and Simon

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  16. AnonymousOctober 27, 2008 at 8:12 AM

    Daisy you are so sweet I want to thank you for your visit to our blog you made our mommy feel so much better.

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  17. CoryOctober 27, 2008 at 8:22 AM

    Daisy, you're the gutsiest cat I know!

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  18. Mickey's MusingsOctober 27, 2008 at 8:28 AM

    Yeah,but what a cute pretend skeleton!!!!!!!!!! :)
    Purrs Mickey

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  19. Katy LindamoodOctober 27, 2008 at 8:32 AM

    Daisy...my dogs think you are so cute. They are now begging me for a cat of their very own...please come over to http://www.trappedintheoffice.blogspot.com and pick up your award.

    Thanks for making me laugh.

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  20. Empress Bee (of the high sea)October 27, 2008 at 9:04 AM

    ahahahahahahahah daisy that was a knee slapper!

    smiles, auntie bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxo

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  21. gemmakOctober 27, 2008 at 9:08 AM

    I'm so glad your innards are intact!!! :o) I think you might scare lots of people on Halloween in that costume though, it's very scary!

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  22. The WriggleButtsOctober 27, 2008 at 9:08 AM

    You are the funnies cat I know, Daisy!

    Bajas

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  23. AnonymousOctober 27, 2008 at 9:27 AM

    I will make no bones about it, that was funny!

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  24. AnonymousOctober 27, 2008 at 9:30 AM

    Cute and funny skeleton costume Daisy. We are glad that your innards are still where they belong!

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  25. DmaOctober 27, 2008 at 9:33 AM

    u crack me up.

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  26. K. StahlerOctober 27, 2008 at 9:47 AM

    I love the costumes!

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  27. AnonymousOctober 27, 2008 at 10:07 AM

    I'm waiting for the drum roll and for you to say that you're here all night and not to forget to tip your waiters and waitresses...LOL!

    You're a trip... Don't ever change, Daisy.

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  28. Maggie MayOctober 27, 2008 at 10:12 AM

    That was a good one Daisy!
    ~Maggie May and The Creek Cats~

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  29. Rosemary B❤️October 27, 2008 at 10:12 AM

    heeheehee
    You are very funny Daisy!
    You look really cute in that skelleton costurm

    Happy day to you and Harley

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  30. Findlay FursOctober 27, 2008 at 10:20 AM

    MOL that was funny!

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  31. The Oceanside AnimalsOctober 27, 2008 at 10:21 AM

    hello daisy its dennis the vizsla dog hay that is a gud wun!!!! and the vampire wont cross the road becuz it is afrayd to yooze the cross walk ha ha ok bye

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  32. UnknownOctober 27, 2008 at 10:37 AM

    Heehee, dat was a good one, Daisy.

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  33. ANGEL ABBYGRACEOctober 27, 2008 at 10:39 AM

    *hahahahahahaha*

    That was funny Daisy.

    purrs,Abby

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  34. Babs (Beetle)October 27, 2008 at 10:40 AM

    Ha ha ha ha! That was very funny!

    I think you have all your guts in tact Daisy.

    As your mum to take a photo of you with the lights all turned off, at night.

    Purrs, Sukie x

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  35. Angel Junior, Orion and SammyOctober 27, 2008 at 11:05 AM

    That's a funny one Daisy!!!!!

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  36. (angel) Grrreta and FamOctober 27, 2008 at 11:08 AM

    Daisy, you're so funny!

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  37. TybaltOctober 27, 2008 at 11:12 AM

    That was a great one, Daisy! And such a cute skeleton you are, too. ;)

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  38. Gemini and IchiroOctober 27, 2008 at 11:26 AM

    Daisy you are so funny. Of course you have guts!

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  39. Shaggy and ScoutOctober 27, 2008 at 11:39 AM

    HooRay for innards!

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  40. The Furry KidsOctober 27, 2008 at 11:39 AM

    You are the cutest skeleton ever!

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  41. The Island CatsOctober 27, 2008 at 12:57 PM

    That was a funny one, Daisy...and we're glad you still have all your guts.

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  42. Cat in the FoxglovesOctober 27, 2008 at 1:21 PM

    How funny Daisy! Bet you don't know who this is with a different name! It's me, Jelly Bean, and my mom. We're using her blog now.

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  43. jenianddeanOctober 27, 2008 at 1:22 PM

    Always good to insure that you have guts. That's probably why I eat so much.
    --Jasper

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  44. AnonymousOctober 27, 2008 at 1:38 PM

    That looks like an excellent costume for your cat. Plus the joke was awesome.

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  45. AnonymousOctober 27, 2008 at 1:44 PM

    Are you trying out costumes for Halloween, Daisy? I'd like to see you in some other spooky things.

    As for the skeleton, hey, no guts, no glory...

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  46. SophieKittyOctober 27, 2008 at 2:03 PM

    That was a good one Daisy! I got scairt for a minute because I attacked a skeleton that got into my house this weekend. I'm glad it wasn't you.

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  47. PB 'n JOctober 27, 2008 at 2:31 PM

    MOL - that's a good one Daisy!

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  48. KellykatOctober 27, 2008 at 2:36 PM

    Love the skeletone costume! Reminds us of our buddy Holme's costume.
    -Stryder, Scotchy & Sugar

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  49. Cat Street BoyzOctober 27, 2008 at 2:52 PM

    Daisy, you are way to cute to be scary! =^Y^=The Cat Street Boyz

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  50. DonnaOctober 27, 2008 at 3:17 PM

    Yipes! You mean you are not a real zombie?

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  51. Henson RayOctober 27, 2008 at 4:14 PM

    A-DOR-A-BLE!!!!

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  52. AnonymousOctober 27, 2008 at 4:23 PM

    Lol..Your a very cute skeleton :)

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  53. T.AllenOctober 27, 2008 at 4:35 PM

    *Giggles* Of course you've got guts Daisy-and I like your costume!

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  54. Chaffee Street Cafe`October 27, 2008 at 4:49 PM

    Eeeewwwww! When I was seven we had a Halloween haunted house (in our carport in Miami) theme.
    we would have to touch things like raw soupy spaghetti noodles and we were told it was brains. naturally, we could not see what we were touching. My sister, mary would egg us on. She had no mercy for us little kids.

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  55. AstaOctober 27, 2008 at 5:30 PM

    Daisy
    That was a goood one, I was wolling, heheheheThank catness youw tummy is keeping youw Gutses safe inside
    smoochie kisses
    ASTA

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  56. darleneOctober 27, 2008 at 5:52 PM

    omg!...its adorable...
    and so funny....come on over...have something for ya here

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  57. Daisy DeadheadOctober 27, 2008 at 5:52 PM

    Great costume, hope you enjoy trick or treat!

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  58. UnknownOctober 27, 2008 at 5:53 PM

    That was a good one Daisy! I like your skeleton costume.

    Do you know what? My Mum missed entering the Halloween contest! Can you believe it! It is so hard to get reliable help.

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  59. PumpkinOctober 27, 2008 at 6:42 PM

    Haha, I liked that wun. I gess they left yore guts alone when they took owt the stones but it duzzent hurt to check.

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  60. JB's Big and Small WorldsOctober 27, 2008 at 6:53 PM

    Glad you still got your guts, Daisy!
    --JB

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  61. UnknownOctober 27, 2008 at 6:56 PM

    That is an excellent costume, Daisy! I liked your riddle.

    Your pal,

    Petey

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  62. LZOctober 27, 2008 at 6:57 PM

    Hi Daisy you are the first place winner in our Frisky Fall Contest! Congrats.

    Latte

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  63. mister jeter harris, hizselfOctober 27, 2008 at 6:58 PM

    harharhar! dat'zza grate joke daisy. wate until i tell dat one to matsui!
    luv--jh

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  64. The Devil DogOctober 27, 2008 at 6:59 PM

    That was a very funny joke, Daisy.

    Roxy

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  65. AnonymousOctober 27, 2008 at 7:09 PM

    No, Daisy, you are certainly not gutless, you're a gutsy girl.

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  66. ToulouseOctober 27, 2008 at 7:56 PM

    Does your costume glow in the dark Daisy? Your riddle was really cute just like you!

    Hugs,
    Toulouse

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  67. Tesla and HanselOctober 27, 2008 at 8:34 PM

    Ohhhh nooo! be careful, if you leave that on too long you may become the skeleton, or maybe he will steal your guts~!

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  68. WhimpurrOctober 27, 2008 at 8:35 PM

    Dat wuz a good one, Daze! *Redfurd*

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  69. AnonymousOctober 27, 2008 at 8:42 PM

    hehe Daisy yoo has sum gud jokes! Yoo quack us up!!

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  70. LissOctober 27, 2008 at 8:46 PM

    That's always a funny joke.

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  71. JackieOctober 27, 2008 at 8:55 PM

    That was just too funny again Daisy. Puma is even laughing and all he ever does is sleep.:-))))

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  72. AnonymousOctober 27, 2008 at 9:05 PM

    That is one cool costume Daisy. Then again, all your costumes are cool!

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  73. FredOctober 27, 2008 at 9:09 PM

    Nothing like a gut check. Ha!

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  74. Laila and Angel MinchieOctober 27, 2008 at 9:15 PM

    It took a lot of "guts" to wear that costume! teeheehee!

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  75. BeadedTailOctober 27, 2008 at 10:18 PM

    Cute costume Daisy! And yep, your cute furry belly is still there!

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  76. Moonchild Dancing!October 27, 2008 at 10:33 PM

    Oh my guts hurt from laughing Daisy! That's great.. your Mom sure takes some pretty funny pictures of you. :)

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  77. AnonymousOctober 27, 2008 at 10:46 PM

    Hahaha! Excellent! Hey - know what? Our Lady was trying to access your blog all day at work, but it wouldn't come up. Then she tried to e-mail you, and it was returned as undeliverable. Now that she's home, we can see you just fine. Wonder why her work computer doesn't want her to see you?

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  78. Jans Funny FarmOctober 27, 2008 at 11:06 PM

    Hahaha. You had no guts. That's a good one.

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  79. Quill and GreysonOctober 27, 2008 at 11:09 PM

    Good to check Daisy.

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  80. LuxOctober 27, 2008 at 11:29 PM

    You're so funny, Daisy! Love that skeleton costume ...

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  81. Motor Home CatsOctober 27, 2008 at 11:37 PM

    That is a very cute joke Daisy. Your guts are very cute. We love your love bug costume.

    Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

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  82. Motor Home CatsOctober 27, 2008 at 11:37 PM

    PS - what is Harley going to be for Halloween?

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  83. LorenzaOctober 28, 2008 at 12:02 AM

    Hi, Daisy!
    You made my day!
    I love that picture of you making sure you have everything in place!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  84. AnonymousOctober 28, 2008 at 12:02 AM

    MOL! That was very funny Daisy! We thought it was mebbe cause he was feeling all "Boney an Clawed" (Bonnie an Clyde)

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  85. PoppyOctober 28, 2008 at 1:17 AM

    That is a very nice skeleton. I think your real one is better though! Your love bug costume is very cute as well.

    Poppy

    Pee Ess: I LOVE your Jazz Hands!!!!!

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  86. SashaOctober 28, 2008 at 2:03 AM

    Daisy your costume is very scary. I have some fairy penguin pictures on my blog. Can't do blogrolling because it isn't working.

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  87. Just Sharlene and the Spice CatsOctober 28, 2008 at 2:14 AM

    That is the cutest costume ever!

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  88. Girl Girl HamsterOctober 28, 2008 at 2:51 AM

    That sure was funny Daisy. Good idea to check your guts is still there

    ~ Girl girl

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  89. AnonymousOctober 28, 2008 at 3:50 AM

    well that's just funny idea ..i will try it on my dog!

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  90. AnonymousOctober 28, 2008 at 5:38 AM

    I gess they left yore guts alone when they took owt the stones but it duzzent hurt to check.

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  91. Java's Coffee HouseOctober 28, 2008 at 9:41 AM

    oh yes good idea to check on your guts and what a stylish costume.

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  92. Sunny's MommyOctober 28, 2008 at 12:00 PM

    Hahaha! That was very funny, Daisy :-D

    Your belly fur looks very fine and soft.

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  93. AnonymousOctober 29, 2008 at 3:15 AM

    Why you are thinking so hard what we are thinking about the halloween dress. It is a time when everything is ok.

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  94. AnonymousOctober 29, 2008 at 3:18 AM

    Hey Daisy... You should have taken some more pictures with that KELETON.

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  95. AnonymousOctober 29, 2008 at 3:19 AM

    There should be a portion for the tail with the skeleton. That would be better.

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  96. SushiOctober 30, 2008 at 1:13 AM

    hahahahaha! That's a cool costume and what a difficult pose looking at your innards hehehe! Good job Mommy photographer!

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