Since it is getting closer and closer to the holidays, today we will try some holiday riddles! And I am going to use all of the different holiday suits that I have worn earlier. Are you ready? Here we go!
Q: Does Santa have any monies?A: No. That is why he is called Saint Nickel-Less!
Q. Hey! My Christmas stocking has a hole in it!A. Of course it does, silly. That is so you can put the presents inside.
Q. What is the very, very best thing you can give your mom and dad for Christmas?A. A list of everything you want! (You should still get presents for them, too).
Q. Why does Santa go down the chimney?A. Because it soots him!
Q. But won't all that soot make him sick?
A. Do not worry, he got his flue shot!
U is so funny, Daisy! I laffed until mah tummy hurted.
ReplyDeleteIt's so much fun to wake up to your riddles, Daisy! You are a funny cat. Maybe you have a career as a stand up comic.
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Those are some great riddles, Daisy. We laughed a lot at Saint Nickel-less!
ReplyDeleteYour outfit in the last picture is very regal. You would make a very good Queen.
Saint Nickel-less! hahaha! But Santa doesn't need monies anyways... he has Elves to make everything!
ReplyDeleteDaisy, that last photo in your festive red holiday dress reminds Mom of the movie White Christmas! You look like the purrfect snowkitty in that lovely dress!
Lol Daisy, you are very funny, I particularly liked the 'St Nickel-less' riddle, very clever :o) You look stunning in all your holiday outfits too, your santa hat looks very dramatic :o)
ReplyDeletevery funny and all true too. I see you are being a very angelic kitty as the holidays approach. How about Harley . Is he good too??Sandy
ReplyDeleteDaisy!? have you a Santa's hat!? so cute! you're very fashion! I wish Santa brings a lot of presents for you and your family... have you ever make your list?
ReplyDeletekisses for you, Harley and your friends!
Good riddles!! We love your Christmas outfits too!!
ReplyDeleteSniffie and the Florida Furkids
Daisy you are a card! Much needed chuckles for a Monday, thanks!
ReplyDeleteWhicky Wuudler
Those are some funny riddles and very cute outfits. You look adorable.The gift costume is a very clever idea.
ReplyDeleteU are very funny. We are still laughing here. We loved the "because it soots him".
ReplyDeleteMommy says giving Mommy & Daddy a list of what you want is very nice as long as it's not a very LONG list. Eldest boy bean never tells her what he wants and she agonizes over what to get him. Youngest on the other hand has a list a MILE LONG. Us cats list is just right. ~S,S & C
Daisy I loves your little Christmas angel costume!! Ifs i had you as my sweet tree top I rekkon we would have a tree up!! :)
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HeeHee! Those were good - and your outfits are so very pretty!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha...you are so funny, Daisy!
ReplyDeleteThose were great, Daisy and you looked very festive in your poses!!
ReplyDeleteDaisy, those are some very clever riddles!!! hahaha
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Thanks for the laughs this morning, Daisy...and all your Christmas outfits are adorable!
ReplyDeleteOoo we always look forward to your riddles Daisy.
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Abby
Wow, Daisy! You are in really top form today!
ReplyDeleteWe love the photo of you with the Santa hat!
Your Pals,
Sen-Chan, Tom and Tama-Chan
Hahaha... We learnt a lot, Daisy!
ReplyDeleteBajas & Virus
Oh, those are so funny Daisy!!!
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Solid Gold Dancer
You are so funny, Daisy! I loved the flue shot!!
ReplyDeleteTotally pawsome, Daisy! You are too funny . . . and too cute in all of your outfits!
ReplyDeleteFun riddles Daisy...and we like that you didn't make us have to think of the answers! We happy that Santa got his flue shot...we don't want anything slowing him down on the big night!
ReplyDeleteYou're very funny Daisy and cute in all your holiday outfits too!
ReplyDeleteI just thought of another riddle:
Q. Does Santa wear underwear?
A. No, that's why he's called Saint Knickerless!
Shame you can't do the meme because I think it would have been fascinating. Never mind ay:) xxx
Daisy, you look so darned cute in all your holiday outfits! And we loved the riddles too!
ReplyDeleteWe gotten your card. Thank you!
How funny Daisy! And you have such cute holiday outfits!!
ReplyDeletei think you is a good teller of jokes! i liked the pictures best though since you are dressed up so nice and Christmassy.. Daisy, Christmas is almost here!
ReplyDelete"'Cause it soots him'"-Bwahahahahaha! That was a good one, Miss Daisy!
ReplyDeleteP.S. I like that dress you're wearing in the last picture the best!
'becuz it soots him...' har har. u crack me up.
ReplyDeletegreat questions Daisy!! Me guess right with little help from mai mom!! It was fun!!!
ReplyDeleteOh Daisy you are very funny!I did like the Saint Nickel-less riddle - even though we don't have nickels :O)
ReplyDeletePurrs, Sukie x
Yay! riddles are so much fun! they all made me laugh :oP
ReplyDeleteyour outfits were so cute and seasonal! but i liked the first picture the best, your curly furs are so beautiful!
hugs,
puglette
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Goodness Daisy, you gave me quite a laugh this morning. You look so adorable in your cute holiday apparel. I just love it!
ReplyDeleteDaisy, you are so clever! :-) We love your festive holiday attire!
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehehe!! We are still laughing!!! You looked so cute in your Christmas pictures,too! Have a great Monday Daisy!
ReplyDeleteYour FL furiends,
Daisy I like that last photo of you--that is very professional looking.
ReplyDeleteAww Daisy! You are so clever! Did you write all those howliday jokes yourself??
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Randi
Ha-ha those were funny Holiday Riddles Daisy! We also loved looking at all your pretty clothes too.
ReplyDeleteThose are cute Daisy! We especially like you in the Angel costume!
ReplyDeleteThose are very good riddles Daisy!
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Thanks for keeping me smiling!
Daisy, you're just as crazy as you want to be, and funny, too!
ReplyDeleteSee...it's alright to be crazy, just as long as you're "funny crazy" and not just "crazy crazy"!
You do make me laugh! ;)
Love the outfits!
Good riddles and a great fashion show too.
ReplyDeleteFlue shot. Tee hee!
ReplyDeleteToo funny, daisy. I like the last outfit the best!
Hahaha. Daisy you could make a fortune putting jokes in crackers.
ReplyDeleteOh Daisy, we laffed so hard our sides hurt...yoor outfits are so cute, it makes mom wish we would wear clothes. Hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteDaisy, those are very funny riddles. Thanks for making us laugh.
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Daisy
ReplyDeleteThank you fow the laughs..you awe suwely going to get lots and lots of tweats fwom Santapaws
smoochie kisses
ASTa
Those were some good ones Daisy. The angel outfit really suits you too!
ReplyDeleteDaisy,
ReplyDeleteI found you from Karen Zemek's blog and thought I'd visit. You are too cute! Loved the riddles and the laughs.
Daisy -- you are too cute, there's only one problem, I usually get so caught up in your stories that I almost forget to drop an Entrecard for mom.
ReplyDeleteWe like the Santa Claus dress the best! Although the Christmas package is very cute too!
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Lol, great riddles for a Monday morning, and I love your outfits Daisy, especially the angel one.
ReplyDeleteAs regal as your last outfit is, I like the second one best. (And those were silly riddles, you can be such a silly cat sometimes)
ReplyDeleteHi Daisy...
ReplyDeleteNice to see you're getting into the holiday spirit.
Bol! Good riddles Daisy! Great outfits!
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Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle
LOL! :D Good riddles, Daisy.
ReplyDeleteWe didn't realize you had so many festive outfits, Daisy. You look lovely in each one.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Tazo
PS - Your riddles are super good.
You look so festive in your holiday finery. The "nickel-less" riddle made Mom LOL!
ReplyDeleteDaisy, you are too smart for me today! I didn't know any of those.
ReplyDeleteOh you are one tricky cat ;)
ReplyDeleteThese are very very cute and funnnnnny jokes. I loved them and they made me MEOW very loud.
ReplyDeleteHappy Day to you and Harleykins
Princess <3
These are very very cute and funnnnnny jokes. I loved them and they made me MEOW very loud.
ReplyDeleteHappy Day to you and Harleykins
Princess <3
Daisy...we think your mom should sell those pics to Hallmark so that you can make lots of money in your xmas outfits!
ReplyDeletetoo cute.
xoxoxo
zevo & friends
*gigglesnort* Those were furry funny, Daisy!
ReplyDeleteWe loved your outfits too!
Daisy, you look pretty and festive ;) Thanks for the Monday laffs!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePurrs Mickey
PeeEss:
I hope you have recovered from The Wild World of Snails!!!! heeheehee
Good ones, Daisy. The pictures were great!
ReplyDeleteThose are all very funny riddles! But, as always, my favorite part is looking at you in all your pretty costumes. I like the angel one the best.
ReplyDeleteJD at I Do Things
You look absolutely smashing in the red Santa hat!
ReplyDeleteoh, Daisy, you sleigh me!
ReplyDeleteThere are really funny! Where do you think of all of these funny things? I think you have a neat idea for a book here, of course you will have to be the model you use for the photos.
ReplyDeleteGlad you are enjoying the CCSI show. I am surprised that you haven't figured out what happened yet because you are so clever.
daisy, you look beautiful in your outfits, i simply ADORE that shot of you looking at the snow flake!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha~~~
ReplyDeleteThis is a very good riddles~!!
I am so happy to see and learn more!!!
What an awesome one!
Daisy, You look marvelous and very beautiful!
ReplyDeleteGuess what? Mommy got Regis inside the house after seven weeks. He is all lovey-dovey and glad to be home. He and his sister, Suzette escaped out the 2nd story window and jumped off the roof! We are still praying for Suzette. Then last Tuesday,Tiffany went out and was gone until today. Mommy cried a lot 'cause she thought somebody stole her and she was frightened about what might have been happening. Whew! We are happy she is back!
Now, if we all concentrate on Suzette showing up again, Mommy can try the trap and then she and Regis and their mommy, Lynette will be all together once more.
I need to fund raise for them. I wish Santa Claus will help me find great adoptive parents for seven of my cats. We need prayers and a way to raise $$.
Besides that I am very happy cause my Mommy stopped her worrying and crying!
Love always,
Bobby
Oh Daisy yoo just keep gettin better an better wif yur jokes! Plus we love all yur Santy owtfits.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful, funny and smart-a triple threat!! Look out lady cats, DAISY rules!
ReplyDeleteThe saint nickel-less was my favorite! Very funny, Daisy.
ReplyDeletehee hee, Daisy you are so good!
ReplyDeleteHi, Daisy!
ReplyDeleteYou are very funny!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Those are very funny riddles, Daisy. What very nice outfits you have.
ReplyDeleteRoxy
Those are great riddles Daisy! You are adorable in your Christmas outfits!
ReplyDeleteMy favouritest ones were the soot and flue ones. Ha ha ha!!
ReplyDeleteHaa haa. those are pawsome riddles Daisy. ;)
ReplyDelete~ Bae
Daisy you are too funny. I love your Christmas outfits-very fancy!
ReplyDeleteThose are cute riddles, Daisy. That last picture of you is so very pretty.
ReplyDeleteHahaha....the riddles are just so funny. Its a good way to start the holidays!
ReplyDeleteI am not sure about those riddles Daisy. And we do not have a chimney so what will Santa do???
ReplyDeleteI like your Christmas outfits; you are such a stylish girl.
Huffle Mawson
HAHAHAHA! Those a furry funny!
ReplyDeleteP.S. - Keep yer eye out fer da man in da blue short . . . we sent you a little pressie!
Saint Nickel-less!
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That was a good one, Daisy!
More please!
=)
Rudolf + Goofy
Wow, I REEELY love that last kyoot owtfit. It shows off yer kleevije reely good!
ReplyDeleteHehehe. Cute jokes and outfits, Daisy.
ReplyDeleteToo bad your pretend cookies in the next post don't have pretend flavor.
LOL, this is a riot, Daisy! You are so clever.
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u is so funny. mommy didn't them but i's did! and you look pretty all dressed up. just dont show mommy or she will try to do it to me too
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