Monday, February 16, 2009

Happy President's Day!

In honor of President's Day today, I have a couple of special jokes for you. Are you ready?

Question: What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
Answer: They were all born on holidays!

Are you laughing yet?
Question: Which President had the biggest family?
Answer: George Washington. Because he was the father of our country!
Hahahaha! I crack myself up! I never realized President's Day could be so much fun.

Happy President's Day!

85 comments:

  1. Haha those are cute jokes Daisy. Hope you had fun at Mount Rushmore!

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  2. What a great raspberry photo of you! Happy Presidents Day!:)

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  3. Happy President's Day to you Daisy, and to Harley as well.

    Huffle Mawson

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  4. Have a nice presidents day Miss D. Do your beans get the day off today?

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  5. Hahaha that is funny Daisy. You make a good addition to Mount Rushmore.

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  6. Happy Presidents Day! Thanks for starting our Monday with a smile. We really loved that last photo!

    Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

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  7. Fabulous pictures today Daisy :o) Happy Presidents day :o)

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  8. We need to put you in as President Daisy. I bet there would be all treats and no foolish spending !!!!

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  9. Hahaha! We thought the lickety-pic was the most fun!

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  10. Thanks for the morning laugh, I like your jokes! You are so funny, Daisy!

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  11. That was funny! I like ur piksher on the mounten. :)

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  12. I can totally see you on Mount Rushmore, Daisy! Thanks for waking me up with a smile, and have a fab day!

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  13. Hahaha! Thanks for the laughs today, Daisy!

    Happy President's Day!

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  14. That is SO funny Daisy!! I love your jokes and Momma tells them to everyone! And what a great picture of you at the end...um, did you snort when you laughed?? I do that sometimes.

    jane

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  15. Thoze were no only vary funny jokes, but yoo did a good job of telling them. Maybey yoo need to be a standup comic!

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  16. Ha ha ha, Daisy, you crack us up!!!
    Happy President's Day!

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  17. I laughed out loud when I saw you on Mount Rushmore. You looked good up there! Very stoic. Good that you were not sticking your tongue out in that one. Oh, and I liked your jokes too. Have a nice Presidents Day!

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  18. Daisy,
    You get cuter every day!!!

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  19. Good jokes, cheers to daisy!!

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  20. What a terrific addition to Mount Rushmore, it looks much better now. ~Socks, Scylla, Charybdis & Fenris

    PS: Mommy needs more coffee, she is mistyping things again.

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  21. I can not tell a lie...those are funny jokes, Daisy!

    Your pal,

    Petey

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  22. Daisy,you are too silly ! hahahahahaha
    Happy President's Day !
    Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

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  23. NICE, Daisy!

    you're very clever and funny too! kkkk

    kisses for you and Harley!

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  24. Daisy, you crack us up too! We like starting the day out with jokes ... hee hee!
    Purrs and headbutts,
    Sabrina, Sam and Simon

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  25. My mom has never been to Mt. Rushmore, but now she REALLY wants to go! Happy Presidents Day Daisy and Harley!

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  26. We ♥ your ♥-shaped tongue, Daisy! Happy President's Day!

    -Gandalf and Grayson

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  27. Lol....Happy President's Day :)

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  29. That's a good way to start the week, with laughter! We have an award for you and Harley, please stop by to pick it up!=^Y^=the Cat Street Boyz

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  30. I hear it's pretty good when you can laugh at yourself! I like President's Day because my mom is home with me.

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  31. I think you look just right on Mount Rushmore! Of course we didn't guess the answer to the joke..
    Happy Monday to you and Harley!
    ~ Timothy

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  32. Thanks for the jokes. I'll enjoy them.

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  33. hello daisy its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow father of owr country!!!! holy cow that george washington reely got arownd didnt he???? ok bye

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  34. Lol, that are some funny jokes, Daisy...

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  35. Hee hee! Funny jokes, Daisy! And you make a great President. And we like how you can make your nose disappear. Very talented and beautiful!

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  36. Lovely blog, I love cats!

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  37. You should be appointed to a special office- The Secretary Of Ha Ha:)

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  38. P.S. Concatulations to the Grand Prize Winner, Harley!

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  39. thank you for the great jokes! i can't wait to tell them to my friends.
    hugs to you all!!
    puglette
    :o)

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  40. hahaha! Daisy, we didn't notice that you were on Mount Rushmore the last time we were there!

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  41. Daisy,you crack me up too. Happy Presidents Day.

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  42. Daisy you made us laugh! You are so silly sometimes.

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  43. Hahahaha...daddy calls dem kinda jokes "groaners".

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  44. LoL that is so funny!!!

    Devon Rex look like a cool looking cat breed. wish to find anybody in Malaysia that keep devon rex breed.

    Do visit my blog :)

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  45. Hey Daisy!

    Oh man... those President's Day jokes. (I'm slapping my knee...)

    The best thing about President's Day is the terrific sales that the stores have!!! But we live in England now and they don't celebrate PD over here. Go figure.

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  46. Happy President's day, and congratulations for the first Président's Womancat!!
    ViVi & AB

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  47. Daisy, you are just too funny! Happy President's Day.
    --Jasper

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  48. Daisy, you are a very funny cat and your photo looks good anywhere!

    Happy President's Day!

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  49. Ha ha! We definitely think you should be on Mt Rushmore. You make it super cute!

    Love,
    Tazo

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  50. She's a fashionista, she's a supermodel, she's a comic, she's a stripper (see Daisy's Valentine to Skeezix) - you is one talented kitteh!

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  51. Haha! Good jokes Daisy, and a lovely tongue photo too :O)

    Purrs, Sukie x

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  52. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is the sound of me laughing very hard at your pretty face on Mt. Rushmore. I have to say, that was funnier than your jokes.

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  53. Hehehehehehehe!!! Those were very funny Miss Daisy!!! Happy President's Day to you, too!
    Your FL furiends,

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  54. Those were funny jokes! And I loved you on Mt. Rushmore.

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  55. hahaha
    Happy Presidents day to you too!
    You look great up there next to GW!

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  56. ha ha ha! those are great! Hey, I have one too.

    What was the last thing George Washington said before he and his men got in the boat to cross the Delaware River?



    "Men, get on the boat."

    ha ha ha

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  57. Har! What a great monument to a great kitty! Very appropriate, I say.

    Happy President's Day to you as well Daisy! (even though I am Canadian, we have a holiday today too...)

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  58. hiya! Just watched Daisy's circus tricks... Fantastic, I loved it!

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  59. Happy Presidents' Day to you, Daisy and to Harley too.

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  60. Hahaha I luv that last pitcher of you Daisy! You look very happy with yerself!

    Yer pal Dozer

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  61. Hhahahaha~~~
    Oah I just love thes first one~!
    It's great~!!!

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  62. hahah I iz not so sure about the jokes Miss Daisy but your funny lickity stick face sure did crack us all up!! :))

    V-V

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  63. Daisy yo are just so smart and funny too!:-)

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  64. Good ones Daisy, we need a laugh to day.

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  65. Daisy yoo is furry funny! We love yer jokes!!

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  66. Those are great jokes, Daisy. Happy President's Day.

    Roxy

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  67. You look great up there on Mount Rushmore!

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  68. Happy President's Day Daisy!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  69. They were funny, And Daisy I love, love love that final pic of you!

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  70. ohhh me like you jokez!! mai mom say it is cutez!! me lik eyour last photo where u smiling!

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  71. Hee you tell really good jokes Daisy

    ~ Bae

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  72. Hi Daisy--
    Nice job on Mount Catmore. Heh, heh.

    Your Humble Servant,
    Mr. Black (the cat)

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  73. Good jokes. It's funny how they were all born on Mondays as well :)

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