In honor of President's Day today, I have a couple of special jokes for you. Are you ready?
Question: What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
Answer: They were all born on holidays!Are you laughing yet?

Question: Which President had the biggest family?
Answer: George Washington. Because he was the father of our country!
Happy President's Day!



Haha those are cute jokes Daisy. Hope you had fun at Mount Rushmore!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great raspberry photo of you! Happy Presidents Day!:)
ReplyDeleteHappy President's Day to you Daisy, and to Harley as well.
ReplyDeleteHuffle Mawson
Happy President's day Daisy!!
ReplyDeleteHave a nice presidents day Miss D. Do your beans get the day off today?
ReplyDeleteHahaha that is funny Daisy. You make a good addition to Mount Rushmore.
ReplyDeleteHappy Presidents Day! Thanks for starting our Monday with a smile. We really loved that last photo!
ReplyDeleteSniffie and the Florida Furkids
Fabulous pictures today Daisy :o) Happy Presidents day :o)
ReplyDeleteWe need to put you in as President Daisy. I bet there would be all treats and no foolish spending !!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are one funny girl, Daisy!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! We thought the lickety-pic was the most fun!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the morning laugh, I like your jokes! You are so funny, Daisy!
ReplyDeleteThat was funny! I like ur piksher on the mounten. :)
ReplyDeleteHeeHee! You crack me up too!
ReplyDeleteI can totally see you on Mount Rushmore, Daisy! Thanks for waking me up with a smile, and have a fab day!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Thanks for the laughs today, Daisy!
ReplyDeleteHappy President's Day!
That is SO funny Daisy!! I love your jokes and Momma tells them to everyone! And what a great picture of you at the end...um, did you snort when you laughed?? I do that sometimes.
ReplyDeletejane
Thoze were no only vary funny jokes, but yoo did a good job of telling them. Maybey yoo need to be a standup comic!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha, Daisy, you crack us up!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy President's Day!
Those are good jokes.
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud when I saw you on Mount Rushmore. You looked good up there! Very stoic. Good that you were not sticking your tongue out in that one. Oh, and I liked your jokes too. Have a nice Presidents Day!
ReplyDeleteDaisy,
ReplyDeleteYou get cuter every day!!!
Good jokes, cheers to daisy!!
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ReplyDeleteWhat a terrific addition to Mount Rushmore, it looks much better now. ~Socks, Scylla, Charybdis & Fenris
ReplyDeletePS: Mommy needs more coffee, she is mistyping things again.
I can not tell a lie...those are funny jokes, Daisy!
ReplyDeleteYour pal,
Petey
Daisy,you are too silly ! hahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteHappy President's Day !
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie
NICE, Daisy!
ReplyDeleteyou're very clever and funny too! kkkk
kisses for you and Harley!
Daisy, you crack us up too! We like starting the day out with jokes ... hee hee!
ReplyDeletePurrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon
Good one!
ReplyDeleteMy mom has never been to Mt. Rushmore, but now she REALLY wants to go! Happy Presidents Day Daisy and Harley!
ReplyDeleteWe ♥ your ♥-shaped tongue, Daisy! Happy President's Day!
ReplyDelete-Gandalf and Grayson
Lol....Happy President's Day :)
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ReplyDeleteha ha.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good way to start the week, with laughter! We have an award for you and Harley, please stop by to pick it up!=^Y^=the Cat Street Boyz
ReplyDeleteI hear it's pretty good when you can laugh at yourself! I like President's Day because my mom is home with me.
ReplyDeleteYou crack us up too!
ReplyDeleteI think you look just right on Mount Rushmore! Of course we didn't guess the answer to the joke..
ReplyDeleteHappy Monday to you and Harley!
~ Timothy
Thanks for the jokes. I'll enjoy them.
ReplyDeletehello daisy its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow father of owr country!!!! holy cow that george washington reely got arownd didnt he???? ok bye
ReplyDeleteLol, that are some funny jokes, Daisy...
ReplyDeleteHee hee! Funny jokes, Daisy! And you make a great President. And we like how you can make your nose disappear. Very talented and beautiful!
ReplyDeleteLovely blog, I love cats!
ReplyDeleteYou should be appointed to a special office- The Secretary Of Ha Ha:)
ReplyDeleteP.S. Concatulations to the Grand Prize Winner, Harley!
ReplyDeletethank you for the great jokes! i can't wait to tell them to my friends.
ReplyDeletehugs to you all!!
puglette
:o)
hahaha! Daisy, we didn't notice that you were on Mount Rushmore the last time we were there!
ReplyDeleteDaisy,you crack me up too. Happy Presidents Day.
ReplyDeleteDaisy you made us laugh! You are so silly sometimes.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha...daddy calls dem kinda jokes "groaners".
ReplyDeleteLoL that is so funny!!!
ReplyDeleteDevon Rex look like a cool looking cat breed. wish to find anybody in Malaysia that keep devon rex breed.
Do visit my blog :)
Hey Daisy!
ReplyDeleteOh man... those President's Day jokes. (I'm slapping my knee...)
The best thing about President's Day is the terrific sales that the stores have!!! But we live in England now and they don't celebrate PD over here. Go figure.
Happy President's day, and congratulations for the first Président's Womancat!!
ReplyDeleteViVi & AB
Daisy, you are just too funny! Happy President's Day.
ReplyDelete--Jasper
Daisy, you are a very funny cat and your photo looks good anywhere!
ReplyDeleteHappy President's Day!
Ha ha! We definitely think you should be on Mt Rushmore. You make it super cute!
ReplyDeleteLove,
Tazo
Woo are soooo furry khlever!
ReplyDeleteHugz&Khysses,
Khyra
She's a fashionista, she's a supermodel, she's a comic, she's a stripper (see Daisy's Valentine to Skeezix) - you is one talented kitteh!
ReplyDeleteHaha! Good jokes Daisy, and a lovely tongue photo too :O)
ReplyDeletePurrs, Sukie x
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is the sound of me laughing very hard at your pretty face on Mt. Rushmore. I have to say, that was funnier than your jokes.
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehehe!!! Those were very funny Miss Daisy!!! Happy President's Day to you, too!
ReplyDeleteYour FL furiends,
Those were funny jokes! And I loved you on Mt. Rushmore.
ReplyDeletehahaha
ReplyDeleteHappy Presidents day to you too!
You look great up there next to GW!
ha ha ha! those are great! Hey, I have one too.
ReplyDeleteWhat was the last thing George Washington said before he and his men got in the boat to cross the Delaware River?
"Men, get on the boat."
ha ha ha
Har! What a great monument to a great kitty! Very appropriate, I say.
ReplyDeleteHappy President's Day to you as well Daisy! (even though I am Canadian, we have a holiday today too...)
hiya! Just watched Daisy's circus tricks... Fantastic, I loved it!
ReplyDeleteHappy Presidents' Day to you, Daisy and to Harley too.
ReplyDeleteHahaha I luv that last pitcher of you Daisy! You look very happy with yerself!
ReplyDeleteYer pal Dozer
Hahaha! You crack me up, Daisy :-D
ReplyDeleteHhahahaha~~~
ReplyDeleteOah I just love thes first one~!
It's great~!!!
hahah I iz not so sure about the jokes Miss Daisy but your funny lickity stick face sure did crack us all up!! :))
ReplyDeleteV-V
Daisy yo are just so smart and funny too!:-)
ReplyDeleteGood ones Daisy, we need a laugh to day.
ReplyDeleteDaisy yoo is furry funny! We love yer jokes!!
ReplyDeleteThose are great jokes, Daisy. Happy President's Day.
ReplyDeleteRoxy
You look great up there on Mount Rushmore!
ReplyDeleteHappy President's Day Daisy!
ReplyDeleteKisses and hugs
Lorenza
They were funny, And Daisy I love, love love that final pic of you!
ReplyDeleteohhh me like you jokez!! mai mom say it is cutez!! me lik eyour last photo where u smiling!
ReplyDeleteHee you tell really good jokes Daisy
ReplyDelete~ Bae
Hi Daisy--
ReplyDeleteNice job on Mount Catmore. Heh, heh.
Your Humble Servant,
Mr. Black (the cat)
Oh Daisy, you're a card!
ReplyDeleteGood jokes. It's funny how they were all born on Mondays as well :)
ReplyDeleteROFL!
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