It is almost Valentines Day and I REALIZED that I do NOT have a Valentine. Daisy told me it is too LATE to get one now because it is the LAST minute. This means I will NOT get any candy, flowers or toys. I am SAD because I even got this TUXEDO to impress a GIRL. How do I LOOK?
I can even look ROMANTIC. See?
Um, Daisy told me it is WRONG to lie. So here is a picture of my REAL muscles. But I am WORKING out so they could SOON be as BIG as the other picture.
Harley honey, won't you please be my special Valentine?
ReplyDeleteI don't think the G's will mind. As long as they all still get treaties and scritchies. :)
xoxo
Hubba hubba. We love your muscles.
ReplyDeleteJulie and Poppy Q
xxx
Harley, if you keep working out, maybe you will have a Valentine next year! Although I bet before the day is over, you will have lots of offers for this one.
ReplyDeleteHarley, you look so handsome we are sure you will get lots of offers ;)
ReplyDeleteYou will most likely get goodies too !
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Treasure,Tiger,JJ and Julie
You are so handsome! The girlcats don't know what they're missing!
ReplyDeleteHarley, you are a most delightful and handsome mancat and any girl would be proud to be your Valentine!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
The Chan Girls
I will be ur Valimtime! :)
ReplyDeleteWe are sure you will get lots of offers Harley, once the girl cats know you are unattached.
ReplyDeleteYou are handsome even without that silly tux! We love you just the way you are, Harley!
ReplyDeleteMy dear Harley, you are such a good-looking boy-cat. If Daisy or the other girl-cats can't appreciate you, then they are missing out. The tuxedo is a nice touch, by the way!
ReplyDeleteWOW! What BIG muscles you have there, Harley!! :O
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the girls are lining up to be your Valentine.
Harley we would love you to be our valentine.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
As my MomKatt would say, Harley, I would date you in a hot minute! Especially in that tux! Besides, I think our purr-sonalities might just be pretty compatible! *wink*
ReplyDeleteAlways up for trouble,
Selina
Oh Harley, all the ladies around here would love to go with you to the dance, especially Two Two and the two of you would make such a good couple. We just need to find a dress for Two Two. Take care.
ReplyDeleteHarley, there can't be a single Ladycat who would not be your Valentine, including ME! XXOO (Love your muscles!)
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, So Funny!! :D
ReplyDeleteHarley you're the best!
There are 3 girls in our house impressed by you and your awesome tux, handsome Harley...Halle might be taken, but Calle and Sukki will both be your Valentine,sweetie=we bet you have lots of girls interested in you, adorable boy!...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
ReplyDeleteOh Harley! If you don't mind an older ladycat Stinky would be more than happy to be your Valentine.
ReplyDeleteShe has no teeth and she drools but she is still cute.....
Who wants a muscle bound man..cat...... I love long lean and lithe....... just like you!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe the young girl cats are not flocking to you Harley.
ReplyDeleteOh Harley, muscles are overrated. I'd stick with the romantic thing. Girls go wild for that stuff.
ReplyDelete: ) Katie
Aw, I think you're a very handsome, strong, mancat! Any girlcat would be happy to be your valentine, late or not!
ReplyDeleteHarley, you´re the best cat!!!
ReplyDeletecare full dood...we haz ree maned bacherlorz all R lives for sum good reezons
ReplyDeletelike one; once ya get married then ya hafta SHARE: litter boxes, beds, toys and treetz...
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Harley, you look stunning and every one of us (except Mauricio) would be delighted to be your Valentine. Purrs and hugs, the kitties at www.thecatonmyhead.com, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette.
ReplyDeletei'm shocked the ladies are not knocking down your door...
ReplyDeleteHarley you look more handsome and charming than Tom Cruise, George Clooney and Brad Pitt combined. Emma would love to take you out for a little niptini anytime.
ReplyDeleteEmma and Buster
If Harley HAD to get a job I am glad he is waiting in one of those classier restraunts.
ReplyDeleteYou look so handsome!
ReplyDeleteSnorts,
Benny & Lily
Hi Harley - all the girls at our house will be your Valentine. You don't even have to have big muscles. We like you just the way you are!
ReplyDeleteJust the girl,
Clarissa, Serendipity, Jazzpurr, Fiona, Daisy, Panda, Ginger, and Lily Rose
Harley, I don't know how you do it. You are probably the only mancat that can find a tuxedo that shows off your muscles.
ReplyDeleteIt may be late, Harley, but do not give up. You are a very handsome mancat!
ReplyDeleteNice tux, dude! Harley, we bet there are plenty of ladycats who would love to be your Valentine!
ReplyDeleteLooking goooooood! I'm sure there's a ladycat out there that won't be able to resist!
ReplyDeleteHarry, Dexter and Tipp
Harley looks very handsome in that tuxedo!
ReplyDelete(A tuxedo kittie and a tuxedo. Fun)
You look so handsome in your tuxedo, Harley! I'll be your Valentine :)
ReplyDeleteHarley, you are very handsome in your tuxedo. We think you'll get LOTS of Valentines.
ReplyDeleteHarley,
ReplyDeleteMy hairy slobbery sister Cinnamon thinks yous would be the purrfect Valentine!!! oes yous like to wrestle?
Kisses
Nellie
We think you are quite hansome, Harley!
ReplyDeleteDude, you are giving me a bit of competition there with theese biceps of yours...lookin' good! We like your tuxedo, we thinks it will get you lots of Ladycats!
ReplyDeleteHarley DOOD. Have you been *looks around, whispers* taking STeROIDS? (MOL!)
ReplyDeleteHARLEY, DAISY LIED IT'S OK TO TELL A LIE IF IT DUZN'T HERT ANYBUDDY THAT IS CALLED A WITE LIE AND YOU CAN TELL AS MANY OF THOZE AS YOU WUNT. SRSLY.
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