Tuesday, May 3, 2011

A Botany Lesson

Here is my new SUNFLOWER. I am a little bit SUSPICIOUS of my flower, because it is BLUE! That is one SEEDY looking flower. Do you get my JOKE?!? Okay, I will STEM the bad jokes. I'm such a PISTIL! Hahahahaha!
Sunflower, I will POSE with you, but I do not LIKE it. WHY are you BLUE, anyway? That is NOT a NATURAL flower color.
Oh NOES! Why are you creeping around my NECK?!?!!!!!
AAAIIIEEEEE! That's not a SUNFLOWER. It is a STRANGLER FIG!!!!!!
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49 comments:

  1. Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, RyuMay 3, 2011 at 4:06 AM

    We're coming right over to "nip this in the bud" Harley!!!

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  2. dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet MoonfurMay 3, 2011 at 4:15 AM

    RUN Harley, RUN!!!

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  3. M DawsonMay 3, 2011 at 4:16 AM

    ROFL Oh Harley you are the funniest boy I ever saw. I don't know how Mum doesn't get camera wobbly shakes taking your pictures!!

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  4. SparkleMay 3, 2011 at 4:40 AM

    Harley, the ASPCA had better add that flower to its poisonous plant list!

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  5. Skeezix the CatMay 3, 2011 at 4:59 AM

    Good. Maybe the flower is strangling yoo for hogging Daisy's blog.

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  6. Mr PuddyMay 3, 2011 at 5:27 AM

    Harley, in some way..That flower look like your costume ! Make you so cute !!! Like a grrl...heh..heh
    xoxo

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  7. Karen and GerardMay 3, 2011 at 6:14 AM

    We like your humor but you are right--that is not a sunflower. Better run!

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  8. The Daily Pip May 3, 2011 at 7:05 AM

    Oh no! You are being attacked by a giant blue sunflower!

    Your pal, Pip

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  9. Memories of Eric and FlynnMay 3, 2011 at 7:30 AM

    Eeek!!! That just proves you should never trust a blue sunflower Harley.

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  10. one of Fae's humansMay 3, 2011 at 7:34 AM

    OH NO, where's Daisy when you need her??? DDD:

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  11. Link BartholomewMay 3, 2011 at 7:34 AM

    I bet Daisy picked out that flower, Harley. I hope you get her for this!

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  12. MargMay 3, 2011 at 7:41 AM

    Now Harley, that was really funny. We have never heard of a blue flower either. Maybe you better get rid of that silly flower. It might be something dangerous, like a choking flower. Take care.

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  13. Forever FosterMay 3, 2011 at 7:45 AM

    Our mum sometimes sees blue flowers at the florist. They have been stuck in food colouring to drink in the blue. She gets a bit freaked out by them!

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  14. HH and The BoysMay 3, 2011 at 7:56 AM

    Fight Harley.... you can beat that nasty blue flower. It looks so sweet, but it's not.

    pawhugs, Max

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  15. Hannah and LucyMay 3, 2011 at 8:00 AM

    Just pull its petals off Harley - that should stem it's attack on you.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  16. AnonymousMay 3, 2011 at 8:47 AM

    You've gotta watch out for the cute ones?

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  17. DmaMay 3, 2011 at 8:52 AM

    excellent instincts... blue sunflowers just can't be good.

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  18. Random FelinesMay 3, 2011 at 9:17 AM

    Mom and grandma have one of those each (mom's is red and grandma's is yellow) but they keep theirs in the car - maybe you need to tell your mom to move that blue flower outside!!

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  19. Admiral HestorbMay 3, 2011 at 9:41 AM

    Be careful Harley! Things are not always what they seem. xox

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  20. CatMay 3, 2011 at 10:07 AM

    Harley you look so cute with your sunflower collar :-)

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  21. AnonymousMay 3, 2011 at 10:21 AM

    Oy - the pun of it all!

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  22. LPMay 3, 2011 at 10:23 AM

    We think you could hull that flower Harley...you know for its' seeds.And then the flower would be HULLIBLE...like you!! Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee. We TOO funny :D
    the critters in The Cottage

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  23. UnknownMay 3, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    Lots of punny stuff going on around here today!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  24. Guido the Italian Kitty-Big Angel NowMay 3, 2011 at 11:01 AM

    Dat Sunflower wudda made da Purrfecto Hat for the Royal Wedding!

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  25. Gemini and IchiroMay 3, 2011 at 11:15 AM

    Harley I hope you can extricate yourself from this mess! Blue flowers are dangerous...

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  26. SeaThreePeeOMay 3, 2011 at 11:24 AM

    Oh noes Harley! Run away! Run away!

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  28. Milo and Alfie MarshallMay 3, 2011 at 12:06 PM

    Harley, bee careful! MOL!

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  29. AnonymousMay 3, 2011 at 12:17 PM

    Oh no! Watch out!
    We saw an iris yesterday and they are kind of blue...wouldn't trust them either!

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  30. Your Daily CuteMay 3, 2011 at 12:54 PM

    Hmph! Of course you know that flower isn't right, Harley.

    What did your mommeh think? That you're a bloomin' idiot? ;)

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  31. brokenteepeeMay 3, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    Harley you are too punny today.

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  32. Terrie D. (StarSpry)May 3, 2011 at 1:03 PM

    Ha ha ha :) You pose very well with the unnatural sunflower!

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  33. Shaggy and ScoutMay 3, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    Bloom where you are planted, Harley.

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  34. AnonymousMay 3, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    Oh Harley you are such a funny kitty.
    LOL

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  35. Amber-MaeMay 3, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    OMG I had no idea these flowers are evil monsters! We have TWO of those in the closet. I'll be sure they stay there & never come out!

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  36. LinMay 3, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    Forget-me-nots are blue, Harley. I think this giant one has a stranglehold on you so that you DON'T forget him! :)

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  37. Angel Junior, Orion and SammyMay 3, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    Harley, you look so cute!

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  38. The Island CatsMay 3, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    Harley! And that sunflower smiles the whole time it is strangling you!! It is evil!!

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  39. Boy n BeethovenMay 3, 2011 at 5:56 PM

    Oh dear, Harwey, you're absowutewy wight to be suspicious of Sunfwower!

    Boy

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  40. Mickey's MusingsMay 3, 2011 at 6:22 PM

    Gee Harley!! The smile on that flower fooled us :o
    We thought is was a nice flower, but now you need rescuing!!!
    Maybe the flower thought your one liners were groaners ;) heehee
    Purrs Tillie and Georgia

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  41. Joanne OlivieriMay 3, 2011 at 6:47 PM

    Harley you were duped by a smiley yellow face.

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  42. DonnaMay 3, 2011 at 6:53 PM

    O hai! Harley, u look very cyoot. :)

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  43. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenMay 3, 2011 at 6:59 PM

    you sure it isn't a "Vemus fly trap" or a "Venus CAT Trap???"

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  44. TamagoMay 3, 2011 at 7:09 PM

    LOL! Looks like that sunflower is trying to attack you....or maybe it really likes you :-)

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  45. AthenaMay 3, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    Look out for that scary flower!! Yikes! I love your punny post.

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  46. CatsparellaMay 3, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    Run for your life, Harley!!!!!!!

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  47. Angel, Kirby and MaxMay 3, 2011 at 11:28 PM

    Give that blue flower a good chomping!

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  48. caspersmomMay 4, 2011 at 12:06 AM

    Wow Harley that is one strangling flower. The color is pretty but I thought sunflowers were yellow?? Loved you Monday funnies, did you ever get your shower fixed?? Mom said when she looks at you she thinks of Patches. We want to thank you very much for your Sympathies for Patches, it was greatly appreciated. We do miss her, especially Mom.

    Casper and Cleo

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  49. BaconMay 4, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    Harley, you are such a punny cat! I think Daisy should "LEAF" all the funny-ness to you!

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