Fashion Friday with Mr. Shrill

It's ME!!! Mr. Shrill! Today I get to pose for Fashion Friday in my new lion-tamer outfit. Girls, do you think I look good? Check out my fancy helmet and plaid jacket.

I see the ferocious lion is getting restless. Heh heh heh. Never fear, Shrill knows just how to handle the angry beast!

See, she is eating right out of my hand. I am not afraid! Woooohooooo!

Uh oh. I did not realize there were TWO angry beasts here. Heh heh heh. Take it easy there...

Hey, hold on a minute! I only brought ONE snack. My mistake.

I was mauled by the mighty beast! Now I am off to check out my Workman's Compensation coverage. Maybe I can SUE Harley and get RICH. Heh heh heh.

How Does THAT Work: My Brain!

Today I am going to explain something SPECIAL for you. I'll bet you are WONDERING "How DOES that Harley figure out so much STUFF?" Right? Well I am going to show you how my BRAIN works!

To figure stuff out, you have to think HARD. It is BEST to be in a COMFY bed. My motto is SOFT bed, STRONG brain.

See the white ARROW? That is where my BRAIN is... INSIDE my SKULL! If you look inside my NOSTRILS you might see a small part of my BRAIN. The BLACK arrow is pointing to my NOSTRIL. In case you do not already KNOW what a nostril is. NOSTRIL is a funny word.

NEXT I think as HARD as I can. Sometimes SMOKE comes out of my EARS. I like to cover my NOSTRILS so no SMOKE comes out there. It is not REAL smoke like from a CIGARETTE. This is called BRAIN SMOKE.

This is a DIAGRAM of my BRAIN. The BIGGEST part of my brain is for FIGURING STUFF OUT! Are you impressed with my BIG BRAIN?

If you THINK real HARD about stuff, you can GROW that part of your brain, too. Be careful because you might FIGURE something out that SHOCKS you! I am sometimes AMAZED at my DISCOVERIES.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybuddy! In honor of this special day, I have a riddle for you. Are you ready? Here goes:

What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?A Sham Rock!

Of course, this rock is not a sham. It is my pet rock, sTony! I just used sTony for illustration purposes.

Harley: I am full of BLARNEY! It is COOL that BLARNEY almost RHYMES with HARLEY!

A true friend laughs at your stories,
even when they're not so good
And sympathizes with your troubles,
even when they're not so bad
~Irish proverb

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!