LOOK AT ME! I got a CHEESE hat! I do not KNOW what kind of cheese this is. I WISH it was STRING cheese. Because then it could be a TOY and a HAT! I like STRINGS.
Maybe it is LAUGHING COW cheese. I would like a BITE. Only this cheese is made of FOAM. Foam does not taste GOOD. If I EAT this cheese, I might FOAM at the MOUTH! Hahahahaha!