My Cootie Catcher Catched Some Cooties!
I have discovered that little brothers have COOTIES! I think cooties are like fleas. Only a little bit more bad. Since I do not want cooties jumping onto me, I have hired a Cootie Catcher. I hope my plan will work. Because I would not want to waste my allowance.
Go ahead Cootie Catcher, get to work! I will snoopervise from over here.
Okay, open up and let me see how many cooties you caught.
AAAAAHHHHHHHH! It was a serious cootie infestation. Good thing I hired you.
And I also decided to use the Cootie Catcher as a fashionable hat. And a second pair of eyes. I do not think there is any extra charge for this.
Oh noes! Harley chewed up the Cootie Catcher. I am not sure if my insurance covers this.
