Da Bird is da bomb!

I FOUND this GREAT toy in my TOYBOX the other day.  Who wants to play with DA BIRD?!?! I do, I DO!!!!!

What could be BETTER than a WAND toy with FEATHERS!?!? Nothing! Let's PLAY!

WHEEEEEEE! This is a great WORKOUT!

When I get the BIRD in my JAWS, I have LEARNED to SPREAD my legs and PULL! This is a GOOD trick.

I will NEVER let GO!

I've GOT you in my GRASP now, BIRD!

Da Bird is da bomb!

Going UP!

You MIGHT have seen a PICTURE of me, jumping DOWN. This COULD lead you to BELIEVE that I can only jump DOWN, but guess WHAT? I can jump UP too!

Going UP!

The Flying Harlenda

Can you SEE me up here? Look real HIGH! I'll bet you are WONDERING just HOW I will get DOWN from here.

It's easy, just JUMP! WHEEEEEEEE!

The Flying Harlenda

Wordless Wednesday: Meerkat Harley

Wordless Wednesday: Meerkat Harley

Hello Harley

Since Daisy has a LITTLE  head, she couldn't WEAR this Hello Kitty costume. Luckily, it FITS my BIG HEAD just right.  Even though it does have some PAPER TOWELS stuffed into the top. 

Tell me the TRUTH: How do I LOOK?  Good, RIGHT?

Do NOT worry, I can still have FUN even with this crazy HAT!

Hello Harley

A Special Blankie

 OHAI! You CAUGHT me.

 I am enjoying our NEW blankie which is extra SOFT and very, very GOOD for kneading.

 Blankie, I LOVE you.

Does anyone ELSE have an extra-SPECIAL blankie?

A Special Blankie

Who's the REAL Mac Daddy?

CHECK OUT my very COOL Halloween costume! I'm a MAC DADDY!  Um, I am not EXACTLY sure what that is, but it MIGHT have something to do with the BIG MAC sandwich. Even though I sort of look MORE like the HAMBURGLER. Costumes are CONFUSING!

Can you see the GIANT MONEY on my BACK?!?  This means I can buy LOTS of BIG MAC sandwiches. 

The BEST part of this COSTUME is the big FEATHER.  You KNOW I want to play with it!

Sorry, even a MAC DADDY has to take time out to PLAY with the CATNIP PICKLE!

I hope you ENJOYED this DEMONSTRATION of my COSTUME!

Who's the REAL Mac Daddy?

Wordless Wednesday: Caught!

Wordless Wednesday: Caught!

Dumbbell

OH, you have DISCOVERED my SECRET to staying STRONG. My DUMBBELL. You MIGHT think that I do NOT know how to use EQUIPMENT like this....

But you would be WRONG.  Here I am DEMONSTRATING proper FORM.

I do BELIEVE it is WORKING already!

My WORK here is DONE.

Dumbbell

Harley's School Photo

Ohai! This is my NEW SHIRT. It might a little SMALL on me, on account of my MUSCULAR physique.

Do you think it makes me look HANDSOME!?!????

OH! I wasn't READY for my CLOSE up. This picture doesn't COUNT. I DO know how to count MYSELF though. (I'm no DUMMY!)

The best part about this shirt is the BLUE HOOD. I LIKE it very much. SMILING proves you like something a lot.

I decided this shirt would be PERFECT for my SCHOOL picture.  What do you THINK?!? (Sorry, I FORGOT to smile when he TOOK the picture).

Harley's School Photo

Wordless Wednesday: Incoming!

Wordless Wednesday: Incoming!

I'll be BRIEF!

After I tried on my new boxers the other day, I started THINKING...

 These REALLY belong on my HEAD.

 RIGHT?

I'll be BRIEF!

Wordless Wednesday: Standoff

Wordless Wednesday: Standoff

Wordless Wednesday: Airplane Ears

Wordless Wednesday: Airplane Ears

Scratch Off

 Ah, there's nothing like a good scratch first thing in the morning.

 It feels soooo good!

 Oh noes, I sense my Good Time is about to be ruined...

 Harley, wait your turn!

 I'm outta here. The Harleymaniac refuses to wait his turn.

 Harley: Was it something I SAID?!??

Scratch Off

Boxers or Briefs?

OH MY COD! You caught me WITHOUT my UNDERWEARS on!

I guess now you KNOW, I prefer BOXERS to BRIEFS.

Let me SEE if I can put them ON!

Hey BEBBEH, how do I LOOK?!?

Okay, I admit I am not REALLY wearing them PROPERLY.

Boxers or Briefs?