Spying on Aisy-Day

Secret Agent 007.5, reporting for duty! I received an important assignment from Q. Here is what he said:

It appears that Daisy speaks Russian. Therefore, we would like you to carry out surveillance on her as your next task - to make sure she is not liaising with undercover spies. Take your time over this - it might take a week or two to gather evidence of her activities. Tell no one.

Well, I would like to report that I have spent countless minutes watching Aisy-Day's activities. (Aisy-Day is secret spy speak for Daisy. This language is called Pig Latin). Here I am, On the Job.

I did not discover any suspicious behavior. Except, the subject did have a shoe phone...

Here is Aisy-Day answering the phone. This seems a little bit suspicious!
Oh, I see it was just a mistake. Nothing to worry about here.

But just in case, I am keeping my detective cap on and my eyeballs peeled.

Because I am keeping the world SAFE!

Spying on Aisy-Day

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

I am afraid that Mr. Shrill did not get the job. On account of his violent tendencies.

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

The Hunt for Red October

Psst! It is Secret Agent 007.5 here. I got a real IMPORTANT mission from Q. Here is what he said:

Could you do surveillance on your garden, 007.5, as we want to know what it's like. We thought we saw water in one of the photos and we are wondering if we could store a secret submarine there.


Never fear, I am On The Job! First I put on my harness so I would be SAFE while I conducted my surveillance. Then I realized that I might be too OBVIOUS in this getup. Spies should BLEND into the environment.

So, I was SMART! I went INSIDE to conduct my SURVEILLANCE. I will use my BINOCULARS so I can see better.

See? I can see real GOOD from inside my safe house. And Daisy does not even realize I am SPYING on her!

Here is what it looks like when I look LEFT. I think that is the same as NORTH.

You can see the water if you look RIGHT, too. Now I must see if there is enough space to park a SUBMARINE.

Hmmm, LOOK what I saw! There might ALREADY be a submarine here.

And LOOK what ELSE I saw. A little ALLIGATOR! Now I am very WORRIED that some COVERT activity is going on behind my OWN HOUSE!

Um, Daisy? Why are you wearing that sailor's cap?

Daisy: Ранняя пташка ловит червя!

The Hunt for Red October

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

A Day in the Life of an International Spy Cat

Psst! It's me again. Secret Agent 007.5. I have received another assignment from Q!

I have an assignment for you. I would like you to wear a spycam and record a day in the life of an International Spy Cat so we can use it for recruiting new cats to the service.

Well, never fear! Secret Agent 007.5 is On the Job!

You might think being an International Spy Cat is very glamorous, but I have some important responsibilities. Here I am keeping up with my studies, so I know all the latest spy techniques.

A Spy Cat must spend untold minutes doing surveillance.

It is very important that your subject is not aware of your surveillance.

I also work out constantly to maintain peak physical condition. A Spy Cat should not be flabby!

Another important part of my day is examining all of my spy equipment to make sure it is in top condition. You never know when you will need your toolbelt!

And finally, at the end of the day, a Spy Cat must be sure to get plenty of rest and relaxation.

A Day in the Life of an International Spy Cat

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

My Spycat Bag of Tricks

Hi everybuddy! It's ME, again. Secret Agent 007.5. I got another special ASSIGNMENT from Q. Here is what he said:

"We would like to do an annual kit inspection. Please show us all of the kit you have for missions for SpyCat Inernational missions as soon as you are able."

Since Daisy is still a little bit under the weather, this is the PERFECT time for me to assemble my spy kit and make sure it is all in GOOD working order.

Here is all of my cool GEAR! I will LIST it in the order of the ALPHABET for you:

A. Binoculars!
B. My fancy DETECTING cap
C. Well-stocked TOOLBELT
D. HANDCUFFS!
E. Mini-flashlight
F. Tweezers
G. Magnifying-plastic

Here are the handcuffs. I am still trying to FIGURE out how this thing works. Because my PAW seems too NARROW for the cuffs. So, I can probably only arrest real BIG criminals.

My TOOLBELT has a screwdriver and hammer, a nail and a screw, and a DRILL!

Here is my MINI flashlight. I am still saving my moneys for some BATTERIES.
This is my OFFICIAL uniform. It helps me DETECT stuff.
Tweezers. I am still trying to FIGURE OUT how to USE them.

My fancy MAGNIFYING plastic. I like to POLISH the plastic LENS. So I can spy CLUES better. And ALSO, my pointy FANGS are my strongest WEAPON. Because I am NOT allowed to carry a firearm. A firearm is the same thing as a GUN. Even though it SOUNDS like a firearm would be FLAMES shooting out of your ARM.

This is my whole spy KIT. Am I missing any IMPORTANT gear, do you think?

I hope Daisy might be well enough to post for FASHION Friday tomorrow.

My Spycat Bag of Tricks

Monday Mystery: The Case of the Easter Bunny

Psst! It's me, Secret Agent oo7.5. I was assigned a special mission about the Easter Bunny!

"Your mission is in two parts. 1: catch the bunny in the act - of hopping, or for more points, filling your basket. Be sure not to hurt the bunny. 2: Make sure Mr. Shrill is not watching - we think he may try to hurt the Easter Bunny - he may try stealing the jelly beans. This is your mission... Good luck."

Do not worry, I am On the Job!

First, I made sure that Mr. Shrill was, er, otherwise occupied.

Next, I checked to make sure my Secret Spy tools were CLEAN and in good working order.

I tried to stay up real late to see if I could catch the Easter Bunny in the act, but I fell ASLEEP. I hope I do not lose POINTS for that. But the next morning, LOOK what I found! EVIDENCE! Some CHEWED UP carrots! This is an important CLUE.

Next, I discovered a TRAIL of brown things. I looked at them with the MAGNIFYING GLASS. I am pretty sure these are BUNNY POOPS! Another important CLUE.

Finally, I discovered some BUNNY SHOES!

My investigation is COMPLETE. I am certain that the Easter Bunny is REAL!

ps: Daisy did a guest post today at gemmak's blog. Check it out!

More exciting news! Guess what? Daisy has a Hallmark card that is a FINALIST in their contest! Click on this link to see the card! You can buy the card on-line starting May 4, and in Hallmark stores beginning June 22! I will tell you more in May!

Monday Mystery: The Case of the Easter Bunny