Photo Hunters #26: Fake
The Photo Hunters theme this week is fake. See this chicken? I know he looks very very real! But he is FAKE! This was a big surprise to me, too.
I tasted his beak, and he was very rubbery. Even though real live dead chickens can taste rubbery, sometimes.
I tasted his beak, and he was very rubbery. Even though real live dead chickens can taste rubbery, sometimes.
So, I tasted his foot. Even rubberier. Yep, this chicken is a fake. Darn it! (I do not know why my leg is sticking up in the air like that.)
He even smells fake, too. This is a very big disappointment. Because I wanted to eat him all up. But I know better than to eat a rubbery chicken.

