Thursday 13, Edition #42: More fun with search phrases

I have not done this for a while, so I thought I would list 13 weird search phrases used to find my site:

1. What do girl lizards look like (Just like boy lizards only much cuter)
   
2. Cat saggy belly
   
3. I want to do something mischievous at home on April Fools Day. (Please do not blame me if this goes terribly wrong)
   
4. Sea Monkeys not doing so well (Raising Sea Monkeys is very, very hard)
   
5. Sea Monkeys black (If your Sea Monkeys are black, it is too late to save them. Sorry.)
   
6. Belly massage done by cats paws
   
7. How to keep cat from bringing snakes inside
8. Very big snake eating person video (Aaaaaahhhhhhh!)
   
9. Alligator eats cat / Cat gets eaten by alligator / Gator eats cat (double Aaaaaaahhhhhh! And why are so many people searching for this, anyway?)
   
10. Something found in the bathroom that begins with D (I think the answer might be doo-doo. Hahahahaha! I said a bad word. )
    
11. Cat makes sound like a squirrel when she sees a fly
    
12. Sniffing ear wax (I admit to having ear wax, but I NEVER sniffed it! Well, maybe one time)
    
13. Helicopter Acrobatics (This gives me a good idea for my next Circus stunt...)
    

Thursday 13, Edition #42: More fun with search phrases

Thursday Thirteen, Edition #30

I love reading these, so I thought I would post my own list of 13 search phrases used to get to my blog:

1. Florida Lizards eat cats. I have to admit that this one made me a little bit nervous. I may need to do some more lizard research.
   
2. Cats with big tummies. Uh oh.
   
3. Safe to kiss cats. I can answer that one: YES! Except for Spot #13.
   
4. Tricks to keep your eyelashes very curly. This is no trick! They are naturally curly.
5. i miss my mommie. I am very sorry. I miss my Mommie too, sometimes.
   
6. Dirty Daisy real name / Dirty Daisy. Um, there might be somebody out there using my name. And she is doing some very dirty things.
   
7. video of turtle trying to kiss cat. Believe me, I have never kissed a turtle before. I swear! (see Dirty Daisy)
   
8. CAN A TURTLE HURT A CAT. I think they should have found this out BEFORE making the video.
   
9. how to make a harness for my baby lizard. Here is a tip: do not make your lizard wear a harness until he is no longer a baby.
   
10. Lizard hates cats. I have found this to be very true. Because lizards, they are RUDE.
    
11. Cat paws too pink. Do not worry, you can never be too pink.
    
12. alligator fountain prank. This is only funny until somecat gets hurt.
13. mom's cashews, big and floaty. I have had nightmares about this one.
    

Thursday Thirteen, Edition #30