Baking Christmas Cookies

Today I am getting ready for the holidays by baking some very extra delicious holiday cookies! They are just pretend cookies, so I do not need to use an oven. Even though I am hoping for an Easy-Bake oven for Christmas. These cookies are almost ready. They just need some more Sprinkles.

I am very disappointed with the cookie cutters. There is not a single one shaped like a snail! And there are no sharp edges. I do not know how I am expected to cut out fabric cookies with this thing.

Here I am testing the cookies to make sure they are done. Please do not try this at home, because my fabric cookie sheet is not really hot. I am just pretending.

Wait a minute, something seems wrong here...
One, two, three... A cookie is MISSING!
Who stoled one of my holiday cookies!?! It was probably Mr. Shrill.

Finally, I get to pretend-taste my cookies. I have discovered that fabric cookies do not taste very delicious. Not even a little bit. This proves I am a good actor, because I am imagining they taste good.

Baking Christmas Cookies

Some Holiday Riddles for You!

Since it is getting closer and closer to the holidays, today we will try some holiday riddles! And I am going to use all of the different holiday suits that I have worn earlier. Are you ready? Here we go!

Q: Does Santa have any monies?

A: No. That is why he is called Saint Nickel-Less!

Q. Hey! My Christmas stocking has a hole in it!

A. Of course it does, silly. That is so you can put the presents inside.

Q. What is the very, very best thing you can give your mom and dad for Christmas?

A. A list of everything you want! (You should still get presents for them, too).

Q. Why does Santa go down the chimney?
A. Because it soots him!
Q. But won't all that soot make him sick?
A. Do not worry, he got his flue shot!

Some Holiday Riddles for You!