How to Get Rich Quick, for just $2.99!
I am going to share an amazing discovery with you today. Please do not tell anyone else, okay? I have learned the secret of getting rich... for only $2.99! See, you can BUY YOUR OWN MONEY! In the grocery store! Look at all the money I bought for only $2.99. And it came with a free money clip, too. 
The money comes in little pads. I noticed that there were lots of small bills, like Ones and Fives.
The money comes in little pads. I noticed that there were lots of small bills, like Ones and Fives.
I do not need these. Because I have much bigger moneys.
Also, when you have so much money, you can use some as a toy!
This is more moneys than I have ever had before! I need to go back to the grocery store and buy MORE money. Before it is all Sold Out.
I am very nervous and suspicious that somebody could try to steal all of my wealths.
And I found out that if you are not careful, your moneys can slip right through your paw!
