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Monday, March 10, 2008

Monday Mystery: Lizard Justice?

Before we start with today's Monday Mystery, I must give you a warning: If you are squeamish, do not read any further. I mean it! I am not joking! This is very, very serious.

Another lizard got into my house! I was just sitting nicely looking at him, and he opened his mouth in a very MEAN way.
Then, the lizard BITED me! Right on the paw.
This left me with no choice. I had to teach him a lesson...
Here I am trying to teach him some good manners. I had to give him a spanking.
AND LOOK! He bited my paw again! Hard!
I think you will agree: I HAD to bite him in the head.
For today's Monday Mystery, you must guess what happened to the rude lizard:

A. I ate him all up
B. I did not eat him all up, but he did not make it anyway
C. His tail fell off, but he survived
D. He survived, but he looked very pale and shaky

After you make your guess, click HERE to see if you are correct!
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