Meow Like a Pirate Day

Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day, or for cats, Meow Like a Pirate Day. This will be fun, because pirates have cute outfits. Meet Admiral Daisy Crusty-Cat, the flashiest pirate that ever walked the plank this side of the Atlantic Ocean, and her deck-hand, Swabbie Maisy Short-Nose, the meanest buccaneer that ever sailed in the Spanish Main.

Admiral: Swabbie Maisy, anchors aweigh! We are headed for a dangerous voyage with a priceless reward. We are headed out for some grub!

Swabbie: Aye-Aye, Admiral! Where does a pirate eat, anyway?

Admiral: Long John Silver's! Hohohohoho! And do you know what kind of cookies we have for dessert?

Swabbie: Ships Ahoy cookies? Aaaaarrgggh!
Admiral: How could we afford this fancy sailing vessel?
Swabbie: Because it was on SAIL! Yohoho!
I'm off to the Poop Deck!

Meow Like a Pirate Day

Fashion Friday: Ahoy, Matey!

Today I am modeling my fierce pirate tank-top and scarf. Are you a little bit scairt of the skull and crossbones on the front? You can also wear the scarf on your head for a more traditional pirate look.

Please do not look at my squishy belly!

Sometimes, when you are sailing the high seas, it will get very windy. Then, you can wear your scarf like this. It does smash the ears a little bit though.

Uh oh! Abandon Ship! Abandon Ship! I gotta go!

Fashion Friday: Ahoy, Matey!