I am going to share an amazing discovery with you today. Please do not tell anyone else, okay? I have learned the secret of getting rich... for only $2.99! See, you can BUY YOUR OWN MONEY! In the grocery store! Look at all the money I bought for only $2.99. And it came with a free money clip, too. The money comes in little pads. I noticed that there were lots of small bills, like Ones and Fives.
This is more moneys than I have ever had before! I need to go back to the grocery store and buy MORE money. Before it is all Sold Out.