Monday, October 27, 2008

A Halloween Riddle!

Here is a Halloween Riddle for you: Why was the SKELETON afraid to cross the road?
Because he had no GUTS! Hahahahahaha!

I am checking to make sure my guts are still there. Just in case. I think my innards are intact. Probably because I am just a pretend skeleton.


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96 Notes for Daisy:

Anonymous said...

Dat was funny Daisy! I like your costume - it will be very scary if you wear it in the dark. Eeeeeeeek!

KC and the Giggleman Kitties said...

Hee hee, furry funny, Daisy. No guts. That's a cute costume, too...
Love & Purrs,
KC

Amber-Mae said...

Ha! I like that one!!! I'm sure you still have all your guts. I think I have to...

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Anonymous said...

Daisy, we like you much better as a pretend skeleton anyway!

The Meezers or Billy said...

hee hee hee that was really funny Daisy!!!
HARLEY!! COME PLAYPLAYPLAY!!! Billy

The Florida Furkids said...

That was a funny riddle for Halloween! We think you have purrfect guts!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Parker said...

You should tell that joke when you go Trick or Treating, it's very funny and would get you a lot of treats!

i beati said...

Daisy your costumes make me laugh and laugh. Even Evie on my desk conjured up a smile ..Happy Monday !!

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

That was really funny, Daisy. The wee ones are practicing it for Halloween night, they love jokes!!

Anonymous said...

WOAH! Miss Daisy that joke was a little bit boisterous for you sweety!
but I likes!! mwwahahah
Of course you has your wonderful tummy, but we all know they is not guts there.. Momma tells me that is where Mushka hides her secret cookie stash and Momma is always trying to jiggle it, coz it is all floppy, but I knowz Momma is trying to steal the cookies..

It is your COOKIE POUCH Miss Daisy.. coz I knowz these things...

V-V

Anonymous said...

Haha, Daisy this joke is terrible but it did make us laugh.

We think your guts look very sweet indeed and especially pink and cute.

Karen and Gerard said...

You are very funny, Daisy! You have plenty of guts!

Sweet Purrfections said...

It looks like your guts are definintely still there! I can't wait to see what you actually wear on Halloween.

Alastriona, The Cats and Dogs said...

You are very silly Daisy. ~S,S & C

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Hee hee Daisy,that was really funny, and your costume is so cute! And we think that you don't have to worry ... your innards are just fine!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Anonymous said...

Daisy you are so sweet I want to thank you for your visit to our blog you made our mommy feel so much better.

Cory said...

Daisy, you're the gutsiest cat I know!

Mickey's Musings said...

Yeah,but what a cute pretend skeleton!!!!!!!!!! :)
Purrs Mickey

Katy Lindamood said...

Daisy...my dogs think you are so cute. They are now begging me for a cat of their very own...please come over to http://www.trappedintheoffice.blogspot.com and pick up your award.

Thanks for making me laugh.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

ahahahahahahahah daisy that was a knee slapper!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxo

gemmak said...

I'm so glad your innards are intact!!! :o) I think you might scare lots of people on Halloween in that costume though, it's very scary!

The WriggleButts said...

You are the funnies cat I know, Daisy!

Bajas

Anonymous said...

I will make no bones about it, that was funny!

Anonymous said...

Cute and funny skeleton costume Daisy. We are glad that your innards are still where they belong!

Dma said...

u crack me up.

K. Stahler said...

I love the costumes!

Anonymous said...

I'm waiting for the drum roll and for you to say that you're here all night and not to forget to tip your waiters and waitresses...LOL!

You're a trip... Don't ever change, Daisy.

Maggie May said...

That was a good one Daisy!
~Maggie May and The Creek Cats~

Rosemary B❤️ said...

heeheehee
You are very funny Daisy!
You look really cute in that skelleton costurm

Happy day to you and Harley

Findlay Furs said...

MOL that was funny!

The Oceanside Animals said...

hello daisy its dennis the vizsla dog hay that is a gud wun!!!! and the vampire wont cross the road becuz it is afrayd to yooze the cross walk ha ha ok bye

Unknown said...

Heehee, dat was a good one, Daisy.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

*hahahahahahaha*

That was funny Daisy.

purrs,Abby

Babs (Beetle) said...

Ha ha ha ha! That was very funny!

I think you have all your guts in tact Daisy.

As your mum to take a photo of you with the lights all turned off, at night.

Purrs, Sukie x

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

That's a funny one Daisy!!!!!

(angel) Grrreta and Fam said...

Daisy, you're so funny!

Tybalt said...

That was a great one, Daisy! And such a cute skeleton you are, too. ;)

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Daisy you are so funny. Of course you have guts!

Shaggy and Scout said...

HooRay for innards!

The Furry Kids said...

You are the cutest skeleton ever!

The Island Cats said...

That was a funny one, Daisy...and we're glad you still have all your guts.

Cat in the Foxgloves said...

How funny Daisy! Bet you don't know who this is with a different name! It's me, Jelly Bean, and my mom. We're using her blog now.

jenianddean said...

Always good to insure that you have guts. That's probably why I eat so much.
--Jasper

Anonymous said...

That looks like an excellent costume for your cat. Plus the joke was awesome.

Anonymous said...

Are you trying out costumes for Halloween, Daisy? I'd like to see you in some other spooky things.

As for the skeleton, hey, no guts, no glory...

SophieKitty said...

That was a good one Daisy! I got scairt for a minute because I attacked a skeleton that got into my house this weekend. I'm glad it wasn't you.

PB 'n J said...

MOL - that's a good one Daisy!

Kellykat said...

Love the skeletone costume! Reminds us of our buddy Holme's costume.
-Stryder, Scotchy & Sugar

Cat Street Boyz said...

Daisy, you are way to cute to be scary! =^Y^=The Cat Street Boyz

Donna said...

Yipes! You mean you are not a real zombie?

Henson Ray said...

A-DOR-A-BLE!!!!

Anonymous said...

Lol..Your a very cute skeleton :)

T.Allen said...

*Giggles* Of course you've got guts Daisy-and I like your costume!

Chaffee Street Cafe` said...

Eeeewwwww! When I was seven we had a Halloween haunted house (in our carport in Miami) theme.
we would have to touch things like raw soupy spaghetti noodles and we were told it was brains. naturally, we could not see what we were touching. My sister, mary would egg us on. She had no mercy for us little kids.

Asta said...

Daisy
That was a goood one, I was wolling, heheheheThank catness youw tummy is keeping youw Gutses safe inside
smoochie kisses
ASTA

darlene said...

omg!...its adorable...
and so funny....come on over...have something for ya here

Daisy Deadhead said...

Great costume, hope you enjoy trick or treat!

Unknown said...

That was a good one Daisy! I like your skeleton costume.

Do you know what? My Mum missed entering the Halloween contest! Can you believe it! It is so hard to get reliable help.

Pumpkin said...

Haha, I liked that wun. I gess they left yore guts alone when they took owt the stones but it duzzent hurt to check.

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

Glad you still got your guts, Daisy!
--JB

Unknown said...

That is an excellent costume, Daisy! I liked your riddle.

Your pal,

Petey

LZ said...

Hi Daisy you are the first place winner in our Frisky Fall Contest! Congrats.

Latte

mister jeter harris, hizself said...

harharhar! dat'zza grate joke daisy. wate until i tell dat one to matsui!
luv--jh

The Devil Dog said...

That was a very funny joke, Daisy.

Roxy

Anonymous said...

No, Daisy, you are certainly not gutless, you're a gutsy girl.

Toulouse said...

Does your costume glow in the dark Daisy? Your riddle was really cute just like you!

Hugs,
Toulouse

Tesla and Hansel said...

Ohhhh nooo! be careful, if you leave that on too long you may become the skeleton, or maybe he will steal your guts~!

Whimpurr said...

Dat wuz a good one, Daze! *Redfurd*

Anonymous said...

hehe Daisy yoo has sum gud jokes! Yoo quack us up!!

Liss said...

That's always a funny joke.

Jackie said...

That was just too funny again Daisy. Puma is even laughing and all he ever does is sleep.:-))))

Anonymous said...

That is one cool costume Daisy. Then again, all your costumes are cool!

Fred said...

Nothing like a gut check. Ha!

Laila and Angel Minchie said...

It took a lot of "guts" to wear that costume! teeheehee!

BeadedTail said...

Cute costume Daisy! And yep, your cute furry belly is still there!

Moonchild Dancing! said...

Oh my guts hurt from laughing Daisy! That's great.. your Mom sure takes some pretty funny pictures of you. :)

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! Excellent! Hey - know what? Our Lady was trying to access your blog all day at work, but it wouldn't come up. Then she tried to e-mail you, and it was returned as undeliverable. Now that she's home, we can see you just fine. Wonder why her work computer doesn't want her to see you?

Jans Funny Farm said...

Hahaha. You had no guts. That's a good one.

Quill and Greyson said...

Good to check Daisy.

Lux said...

You're so funny, Daisy! Love that skeleton costume ...

Motor Home Cats said...

That is a very cute joke Daisy. Your guts are very cute. We love your love bug costume.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Motor Home Cats said...

PS - what is Harley going to be for Halloween?

Lorenza said...

Hi, Daisy!
You made my day!
I love that picture of you making sure you have everything in place!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

MOL! That was very funny Daisy! We thought it was mebbe cause he was feeling all "Boney an Clawed" (Bonnie an Clyde)

Poppy said...

That is a very nice skeleton. I think your real one is better though! Your love bug costume is very cute as well.

Poppy

Pee Ess: I LOVE your Jazz Hands!!!!!

Sasha said...

Daisy your costume is very scary. I have some fairy penguin pictures on my blog. Can't do blogrolling because it isn't working.

Just Sharlene and the Spice Cats said...

That is the cutest costume ever!

Girl Girl Hamster said...

That sure was funny Daisy. Good idea to check your guts is still there

~ Girl girl

Anonymous said...

well that's just funny idea ..i will try it on my dog!

Anonymous said...

I gess they left yore guts alone when they took owt the stones but it duzzent hurt to check.

Java's Coffee House said...

oh yes good idea to check on your guts and what a stylish costume.

Sunny's Mommy said...

Hahaha! That was very funny, Daisy :-D

Your belly fur looks very fine and soft.

Anonymous said...

Why you are thinking so hard what we are thinking about the halloween dress. It is a time when everything is ok.

Anonymous said...

Hey Daisy... You should have taken some more pictures with that KELETON.

Anonymous said...

There should be a portion for the tail with the skeleton. That would be better.

Sushi said...

hahahahaha! That's a cool costume and what a difficult pose looking at your innards hehehe! Good job Mommy photographer!

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