Monday, October 27, 2008

A Halloween Riddle!

Here is a Halloween Riddle for you: Why was the SKELETON afraid to cross the road?
Because he had no GUTS! Hahahahahaha!

I am checking to make sure my guts are still there. Just in case. I think my innards are intact. Probably because I am just a pretend skeleton.


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96 Notes for Daisy:

Milo said...

Dat was funny Daisy! I like your costume - it will be very scary if you wear it in the dark. Eeeeeeeek!

ML said...

Hee hee, furry funny, Daisy. No guts. That's a cute costume, too...
Love & Purrs,
KC

Amber-Mae said...

Ha! I like that one!!! I'm sure you still have all your guts. I think I have to...

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Daisy, we like you much better as a pretend skeleton anyway!

The Meezers said...

hee hee hee that was really funny Daisy!!!
HARLEY!! COME PLAYPLAYPLAY!!! Billy

Furkidsmom said...

That was a funny riddle for Halloween! We think you have purrfect guts!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Parker said...

You should tell that joke when you go Trick or Treating, it's very funny and would get you a lot of treats!

i beati said...

Daisy your costumes make me laugh and laugh. Even Evie on my desk conjured up a smile ..Happy Monday !!

goldenshade said...

That was really funny, Daisy. The wee ones are practicing it for Halloween night, they love jokes!!

Evie/VampyVictor said...

WOAH! Miss Daisy that joke was a little bit boisterous for you sweety!
but I likes!! mwwahahah
Of course you has your wonderful tummy, but we all know they is not guts there.. Momma tells me that is where Mushka hides her secret cookie stash and Momma is always trying to jiggle it, coz it is all floppy, but I knowz Momma is trying to steal the cookies..

It is your COOKIE POUCH Miss Daisy.. coz I knowz these things...

V-V

Whicky Wuudler said...

Haha, Daisy this joke is terrible but it did make us laugh.

We think your guts look very sweet indeed and especially pink and cute.

Karen & Gerard Zemek said...

You are very funny, Daisy! You have plenty of guts!

Sweet Praline said...

It looks like your guts are definintely still there! I can't wait to see what you actually wear on Halloween.

Alasandra said...

You are very silly Daisy. ~S,S & C

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Hee hee Daisy,that was really funny, and your costume is so cute! And we think that you don't have to worry ... your innards are just fine!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

LOL cat said...

Daisy you are so sweet I want to thank you for your visit to our blog you made our mommy feel so much better.

Cory said...

Daisy, you're the gutsiest cat I know!

Mickey said...

Yeah,but what a cute pretend skeleton!!!!!!!!!! :)
Purrs Mickey

Ryan and Katy said...

Daisy...my dogs think you are so cute. They are now begging me for a cat of their very own...please come over to http://www.trappedintheoffice.blogspot.com and pick up your award.

Thanks for making me laugh.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

ahahahahahahahah daisy that was a knee slapper!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxo

gemmak said...

I'm so glad your innards are intact!!! :o) I think you might scare lots of people on Halloween in that costume though, it's very scary!

Aniemother said...

You are the funnies cat I know, Daisy!

Bajas

recycling bin said...

I will make no bones about it, that was funny!

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Cute and funny skeleton costume Daisy. We are glad that your innards are still where they belong!

-d ma said...

u crack me up.

K. Stahler said...

I love the costumes!

Lois Grebowski said...

I'm waiting for the drum roll and for you to say that you're here all night and not to forget to tip your waiters and waitresses...LOL!

You're a trip... Don't ever change, Daisy.

Dana said...

That was a good one Daisy!
~Maggie May and The Creek Cats~

Princess said...

heeheehee
You are very funny Daisy!
You look really cute in that skelleton costurm

Happy day to you and Harley

Findlay Furs said...

MOL that was funny!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello daisy its dennis the vizsla dog hay that is a gud wun!!!! and the vampire wont cross the road becuz it is afrayd to yooze the cross walk ha ha ok bye

Vincent and Mike said...

Heehee, dat was a good one, Daisy.

DEBRA said...

*hahahahahahaha*

That was funny Daisy.

purrs,Abby

Babs (Beetle) said...

Ha ha ha ha! That was very funny!

I think you have all your guts in tact Daisy.

As your mum to take a photo of you with the lights all turned off, at night.

Purrs, Sukie x

Junior said...

That's a funny one Daisy!!!!!

GRRRETA said...

Daisy, you're so funny!

Tybalt said...

That was a great one, Daisy! And such a cute skeleton you are, too. ;)

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Daisy you are so funny. Of course you have guts!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

HooRay for innards!

The Furry Kids said...

You are the cutest skeleton ever!

The Island Cats said...

That was a funny one, Daisy...and we're glad you still have all your guts.

Foxglove Cottage said...

How funny Daisy! Bet you don't know who this is with a different name! It's me, Jelly Bean, and my mom. We're using her blog now.

jenianddean said...

Always good to insure that you have guts. That's probably why I eat so much.
--Jasper

Freezer Meals said...

That looks like an excellent costume for your cat. Plus the joke was awesome.

Kelly Cat said...

Are you trying out costumes for Halloween, Daisy? I'd like to see you in some other spooky things.

As for the skeleton, hey, no guts, no glory...

SophieKitty said...

That was a good one Daisy! I got scairt for a minute because I attacked a skeleton that got into my house this weekend. I'm glad it wasn't you.

PB 'n J said...

MOL - that's a good one Daisy!

Kellykat said...

Love the skeletone costume! Reminds us of our buddy Holme's costume.
-Stryder, Scotchy & Sugar

Cat Street Boyz said...

Daisy, you are way to cute to be scary! =^Y^=The Cat Street Boyz

Keisha said...

Yipes! You mean you are not a real zombie?

Henson Ray said...

A-DOR-A-BLE!!!!

Ariel said...

Lol..Your a very cute skeleton :)

T.Allen-Mercado said...

*Giggles* Of course you've got guts Daisy-and I like your costume!

Theresa H. Hall said...

Eeeewwwww! When I was seven we had a Halloween haunted house (in our carport in Miami) theme.
we would have to touch things like raw soupy spaghetti noodles and we were told it was brains. naturally, we could not see what we were touching. My sister, mary would egg us on. She had no mercy for us little kids.

Asta said...

Daisy
That was a goood one, I was wolling, heheheheThank catness youw tummy is keeping youw Gutses safe inside
smoochie kisses
ASTA

darlene said...

omg!...its adorable...
and so funny....come on over...have something for ya here

Daisy said...

Great costume, hope you enjoy trick or treat!

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

That was a good one Daisy! I like your skeleton costume.

Do you know what? My Mum missed entering the Halloween contest! Can you believe it! It is so hard to get reliable help.

Pumpkin said...

Haha, I liked that wun. I gess they left yore guts alone when they took owt the stones but it duzzent hurt to check.

JB's Big World said...

Glad you still got your guts, Daisy!
--JB

Petey said...

That is an excellent costume, Daisy! I liked your riddle.

Your pal,

Petey

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Hi Daisy you are the first place winner in our Frisky Fall Contest! Congrats.

Latte

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

harharhar! dat'zza grate joke daisy. wate until i tell dat one to matsui!
luv--jh

The Devil Dog said...

That was a very funny joke, Daisy.

Roxy

Rattitude said...

No, Daisy, you are certainly not gutless, you're a gutsy girl.

Toulouse said...

Does your costume glow in the dark Daisy? Your riddle was really cute just like you!

Hugs,
Toulouse

Tesla & Hansel said...

Ohhhh nooo! be careful, if you leave that on too long you may become the skeleton, or maybe he will steal your guts~!

WhimPurr's Whim and the Whiskers said...

Dat wuz a good one, Daze! *Redfurd*

Shadow / Molly said...

hehe Daisy yoo has sum gud jokes! Yoo quack us up!!

Liss said...

That's always a funny joke.

Shinade said...

That was just too funny again Daisy. Puma is even laughing and all he ever does is sleep.:-))))

Maria said...

That is one cool costume Daisy. Then again, all your costumes are cool!

Fred said...

Nothing like a gut check. Ha!

Cat-a-holic, Laila and Minchie said...

It took a lot of "guts" to wear that costume! teeheehee!

BeadedTail said...

Cute costume Daisy! And yep, your cute furry belly is still there!

RainbowMom said...

Oh my guts hurt from laughing Daisy! That's great.. your Mom sure takes some pretty funny pictures of you. :)

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

Hahaha! Excellent! Hey - know what? Our Lady was trying to access your blog all day at work, but it wouldn't come up. Then she tried to e-mail you, and it was returned as undeliverable. Now that she's home, we can see you just fine. Wonder why her work computer doesn't want her to see you?

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Hahaha. You had no guts. That's a good one.

Fin said...

Good to check Daisy.

Lux said...

You're so funny, Daisy! Love that skeleton costume ...

Camie's Kitties said...

That is a very cute joke Daisy. Your guts are very cute. We love your love bug costume.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Camie's Kitties said...

PS - what is Harley going to be for Halloween?

Lorenza said...

Hi, Daisy!
You made my day!
I love that picture of you making sure you have everything in place!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

MOL! That was very funny Daisy! We thought it was mebbe cause he was feeling all "Boney an Clawed" (Bonnie an Clyde)

Poppy said...

That is a very nice skeleton. I think your real one is better though! Your love bug costume is very cute as well.

Poppy

Pee Ess: I LOVE your Jazz Hands!!!!!

Diamond said...

Daisy your costume is very scary. I have some fairy penguin pictures on my blog. Can't do blogrolling because it isn't working.

Just Sharlene and My Spice Cats said...

That is the cutest costume ever!

Girl Girl Hamster said...

That sure was funny Daisy. Good idea to check your guts is still there

~ Girl girl

bloggersmosaic said...

well that's just funny idea ..i will try it on my dog!

Skip Hire said...

I gess they left yore guts alone when they took owt the stones but it duzzent hurt to check.

Java's Coffee House said...

oh yes good idea to check on your guts and what a stylish costume.

Sunny's Mommy said...

Hahaha! That was very funny, Daisy :-D

Your belly fur looks very fine and soft.

Skip Hire UK said...

Why you are thinking so hard what we are thinking about the halloween dress. It is a time when everything is ok.

Skip Hire said...

Hey Daisy... You should have taken some more pictures with that KELETON.

Skip Hire Prices said...

There should be a portion for the tail with the skeleton. That would be better.

Sushi said...

hahahahaha! That's a cool costume and what a difficult pose looking at your innards hehehe! Good job Mommy photographer!

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