Monday Mystery: A Spooky Riddle!

It is less than a week until Halloween! So, for today's Monday Mystery, I have an eerie Halloween Riddle for you:

Why didn't the skeleton enjoy going to parties?

Thinking, thinking, thinking...
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Monday Mystery: A Spooky Riddle!

A Halloween Riddle!

Here is a Halloween Riddle for you: Why was the SKELETON afraid to cross the road?

Because he had no GUTS! Hahahahahaha!

I am checking to make sure my guts are still there. Just in case. I think my innards are intact. Probably because I am just a pretend skeleton.

A Halloween Riddle!

I am a SKELETON!

Please do not be too scairt because it is just me in a Skeleton suit! I am very excited about Halloween. I put on my costume already, and I am just looking outside to see if it is dark yet. The sun just came up, so I might have a little wait. How many hours are in the day again? Here is my Halloween sack. I hope it gets filled up with many delicious treats. It is empty now.

I am very proud of my costume. It has a scairty skeleton on it, and it glows in the dark! I decided not to wear my Pink Lady costume because it is hard to wear. I have to be able to move freely if I am going to collect lots of treats tonight.

I am trying to practice looking cute, because I think I will get more treats that way. If I look too scairty, people might scream and run away.

My doorbell-ringing arm is all limbered up and ready...
Mommie, I think it is dark enough now, can we go? Please?

I am a SKELETON!

Sunday Comics with Daisy

This is a very scary comic strip, so if you are a young cat, you should probably not read it.

The moral of this comic is to be very careful what you buy from the back of a comic book!

Sunday Comics with Daisy

Here is my SKELETON!

I am a little bit sick. I got rocks inside me!

First I started to go in and out of my litter box, and there was blood! I had to take a very bad medicine called "Clavamox". I did not like it, but I took it anyway. Then, I got sick again while I was still taking this medicine. Next, I had to take something called Zeniquin. Since I am so little I only had to take 1/8 of a pill each day. My Mommie put them in Pill Pockets, so I did not mind them. Now, after I finished my medicine, I am sick again! I had to go back to the doctor's office to see why I keep getting sick. I do not like it there.

This is me waiting in my carrier. I tried to be brave, but I started shivering a little, and my feet got all hot and sweaty! You can see the folder with notes all about me. It is called a "chart." I think it must say some things like "Daisy is a very beautiful and nice girl." I did see where it said that I was bright and alert - I wonder how they know I am bright? I did not take an IQ test there.


Look, you can see my skeleton! I found out that I have STONES in my bladder. Now I get to eat a special kind of prescription stinky goodness called "Hill's S/D" to try to dissolve the stones. It tastes good. If this does not work to dissolve the stones in a month, then I will have surgery where they will remove them. I do not know what surgery is, but I do not think it is good. Do you think I have a cute skeleton?

I do not feel very sick, and I am still havin' fun and horsing around as much as usual, so having rocks inside me is not too bad (so far).

Here is my SKELETON!