Monday Funday: Some Easter Riddles!

Hi everybuddy! It's me, the chocolate Easter Daisy! We have some Easter riddles for you today.

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
Because he was having a bad Hare day!

Harley, you can do a riddle if you want.
Okay, Daisy. I am an Easter CHICK! Cheep, cheep, cheep. Here is my riddle:

What does the EASTER BUNNY get for making a BASKET?
TWO points. Just like everyone else!

Hahahaha! Get it? Cheep, cheep, cheep.
Okay, let's do one together.

Daisy: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Harley: To prove he wasn't chicken.
Daisy: No, the correct answer is because the chicken had his Easter eggs.
Harley: Well, he wasn't chicken, either.
Daisy: My answer is better.
Harley: CHOMP!
Harley! Stop chomping on the chocolate Easter Daisy!
ps: To all my dog and cat friends, be sure you DO NOT ever eat any real chocolate!

Monday Funday: Some Easter Riddles!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Harley: Hey, Daisy! Why do people wear SHAMROCKS on St. Patrick's Day?

Daisy: I don't know Harley. Why?
Harley: Because REAL rocks are too heavy!
Daisy: Harley, that was not very funny!

Harley: Sorry, Daisy. Why are we wearing this green stuff, anyway?

Daisy: Just smile real big and say Happy St. Patrick's Day, Harley.
Harley: Happy St. Patrick's Day Harley!

May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks,
May your heart be as light as a song,
May each day bring you bright, happy hours
That stay with you all the year long.

- Irish Blessing

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Happy President's Day!

In honor of President's Day today, I have a couple of special jokes for you. Are you ready?

Question: What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

Answer: They were all born on holidays!

Are you laughing yet?

Question: Which President had the biggest family?

Answer: George Washington. Because he was the father of our country!

Hahahaha! I crack myself up! I never realized President's Day could be so much fun.

Happy President's Day!

Happy President's Day!

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

Making comics is a little bit hard, so sometimes my brain gets tired.

The moral of this comic is to never expect Snail to do a cat's job.

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

Riddle Me This

Daisy: Knock Knock.
Pixie: Who's there?
Daisy: Banana.
Pixie: Bananer? ALRIGHT!

Daisy: You are supposed to say, "Banana who?" Let's try again. Knock Knock.

Pixie: Who's there?
Daisy: Banana.
Pixie: Come on in, bananer!

Daisy: You have to play right!
Pixie: Okay, Daisy, I'll do better this time.
Daisy: Knock Knock.
Pixie: Who's there?
Daisy: Orange!
Pixie: Where's the bananer?
Daisy: You are ruining my joke.

Pixie: Okay, Orange who?
Daisy: Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Hahahahahaha!
Pixie: No. Why would I be glad about that?

Riddle Me This

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

Work is hard. I think it will be easier to just ask for a bigger allowance.

What can I say... money isn't everything! And Greenies are very delicious.

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

After I made that little mistake with my new credit card last week, I decided I should find a better way to make some money:

I might have made a little mistake pricing my lemonade. Do you think $38.00 was too much? Do not forget, I want to make a LOT of money.

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

I found a great way to make some money! Just sign up for a special credit card and you can earn cash!

I found out that if you do not read the fine print, you could be in some serious trouble. I do not know how I am going to pay off this credit card. Even though I earned $50 Cash Back on my First Purchase.

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

Since those lizards are acting so sneaky, I decided to try going after a different prey: a snail!

I found out that it is No Fun to go after a prey that is not sneaky. I like the thrill of the chase.

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

This is the conclusion to my comic from last week. In case you missed the first part, you should go HERE to read it.

The moral of this comic is that you should not try any tricks unless you are certain that you know what you are doing! Or maybe the moral is that you should not try hypnotism with a radio turned on.

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

I am a little bit exhausted from trying to capture lizards, so I think it is my turn for a spa treatment!

To be continued...

ps: The semi-final match on Wozog's cute cat contest is on now! The final four contestants are me vs. the very cute Rexie, and Parker vs. Orlando. Please go vote for your favorites now. Parker and I have both decided that, should we win, we will donate our prize to Churchill's medical fund.

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

Fashion Friday: Doing the Polka?

Here I am modeling a very pretty, casual dress. I love the frilly pink ruffles. This dress has what is called a pattern of polka dots. I am a little bit confused about this because I never saw even one of the dots dancing the polka. I could probably do a polka or a tango while I am wearing this dress though, because it is very comfortable. Look at me! I got all shrunken! I can do funny optical illusions with this dress.

Hahahahahaha! I cannot stop laughing at my Shrunken-Daisy trick!

Okay, I had better go now. See you at the Polka! Hahahahahaha! This modeling business is much more fun than I realized.

Fashion Friday: Doing the Polka?

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

Lizards are much craftier than I thought. I decided to be nice and invite the lizard to go "swimming."

I guess I should have used noodles instead of vegetables for my soup. Because every pool has a Noodle toy.

Sunday Comics with Daisy!