Blue is Pretty!

Isn't  this suit a pretty color? I never knew blue could look so nice! I especially like the matching satin bow that shows off my waistline.

Here, let me lift my arm so you can see it better. Oh, and the sea-quinns, too!

It was close to suppertime when I was modeling, so those treats tasted extra-delicious. My Mommeh thought it would be funny to get a close-up of my drool face.

Hey! How did this silly picture get here?

Blue is Pretty!

Making Good Scents

Do you smell something delicious? It could be me, on account of I am wearing a cute tee-shirt with a perfume bottle on the front. 

Can't see it? Just look down a little bit.  No, a little bit more...

Now can you see it? It's pretty, right? My favorite part is the sparkly golden bow.

If you look closer, you can see the fancy sea-quinns, too!

Making Good Scents

Hoodwinked

I have been wearing a lot of Smurf outfits lately. Lucky for me, I still have one final outfit to show you. It's this cool Smurf hoodie! How do I look? If I knew how to wear pants, I think this would look great with a pair of jeans.

Here I am with my hood down.  Which look do you like better?

Uh oh! Looks like rain! Better put my hood up, just to be safe.

Oh my COD! It really is raining! And I am INSIDE. 

Do not worry, I'm just acting. Did you believe me?

Hoodwinked

Eyelet or Eye Don't Let?

My new summer suit is made of a cool fabric called eyelet. That means it has holes in it (but not because it is worn out). In this photo, I might be trying a little bit too hard. But I will explain the reason for my intense concentration... 

The 'sketti straps on my dress are too low! It is seriously hindering my arm movement!

If you couldn't reach the treats, I think you would be crabilated too. Right?

But don't worry, my Mommeh delivered the snacks directly to me so I didn't even have to reach!

Eyelet or Eye Don't Let?

A Sparkly Frock

Do you see how shiny my new suit is? That is because it's covered in millions of tiny Sea-Quinns. Now Sea-Quinns are not related in any way to the Harley Quinn. I think these Sea-Quinns are harvested from the sea and then sewn upon my suit!

Do I look extra-glamorous with the light from the Sea-Quinns reflected onto my face?!?

Pretend you do not notice the sparkly drool on my mouth.  I got some especially scrumptious modeling treats today!

A Sparkly Frock

My Denim Playsuit

This is my new denim play suit. Even though it is casual, it also has pretty gingham trim and a tulle underskirt.  So it is casual, but still stylish! And since it is red, white and blue it will be perfect for the upcoming 4th of July holiday.

Here, let me show off the side view so you can see the beautiful flower on the back.

Since I am a professional model, I know how to turn my head to capture the light.

What? Harley just said I'm not a good model.  Why I oughtta.....

To the MOON, Harley!

My Denim Playsuit

10 Gallon Hat, 9 Gallon Head

This is my pretty cowgirl hat.  It's pink and felt-y and it has this glittery heart on the front. Yeehaw! Do I look like a real cowgirl? I'll bet I could ride My Pretty Pony in this getup!

Here, let me show you a side view. It has this string with a bead to hold it on my head.

Or I can wear it around my neck, like so.  Hats are very versatile!

Where'd you go? It's kind of dark in here....

I think I have a 9 gallon head for my 10 gallon hat.

10 Gallon Hat, 9 Gallon Head

I Reverse Myself!

A girl likes to have the opportunity to change her mind, right? Well, this is the perfect suit for that! It's another pretty tutu but this one has many pretty colors and sequins, too!

I am just showing you this picture because I like that my paw looks GIGANTICAL!

Here's the real size of my paw.  Okay are you ready for the presto-change-o?

TA-DA! Now my pretty skirt is blue! It's not really magic, it's just a reversible skirt.

I Reverse Myself!

I am Tu Tu Cute!

This is my beautiful pink tutu.  Do I look tutu cute? I think so. I was not sure what ballerinas wear for tops, so I decided to skip that part of the suit.

I could star in the Black Swan. Only I am a good, good swan. I hope going topless does not affect your opinion of me.

Here is my glamour shot!

I am Tu Tu Cute!

My Fantasy Suit... Not So Fantastic!

I like to call this my fantasy suit, on account of it has beautiful swirly designs and patterns and hearts and sequins and everything, well, fantastic! But here's a secret...

My fantasy suit isn't quite as fantastic as you might think. Do you know why? Because the 'sketti straps keep falling down!

Here I am holding my arms real stiff-like to keep the straps in place. 

I am a professional model, so I can deal with fashion hardships. I do not recommend you try this at home.

My Fantasy Suit... Not So Fantastic!

My Sunflower Suit

Today I got this very festive sunflower suit! I love two-piece outfits best because they are extra comfy and also stylish.  This suit has a sunflower printed on the tee-shirt and a matching sunflower skirt. Sunflowers are pretty! I like sunflowers almost as much as daisies, but daisies are a little bit better (on account of they are named after me). 

I am posing in front of a window so I can pretend that I am outside.  Did I fool you? Look, it looks like the sun will be shining today!

Who wants to join me for a pretend picnic? I'll bring the flowers and sunshine!

My Sunflower Suit

Mad for Plaid

After I selected this suit I realized that I already have another dress that looks a lot like this! But I think it's okay as long as they are not identical.  Right?

This suit has a fancy ribbon to help cinch my waist in.  On account of I got a big belly. And I refuse to wear a girdle.

The fit-n'flare skirt is pretty stylish, too, don't you think? Please hold the applause down. I'm modest like that.

Hey, HARLEY! You have ruined my photoshoot. Now SCRAM.

Mad for Plaid

My St. Patrick's Day Suit

Since it is almost St. Patrick's Day, I will show you my pretty green suit.  I think green is a good color on account of it shows off my green eyeballs. I like this suit because it has a pleated shiny skirt on the bottom and a darker velvet top. 

What? WHAT did you say? It needs accessories? I do not enjoy being interrupted while I am busy modeling.

Okay, how about this ribbon? It's green so it belongs with this suit.

This might be better, right? Now I am all ready for St. Paddy's Day. I hope I get to be in a parade. On top of a float!

My St. Patrick's Day Suit

I Wear Shoes!

You know I usually do not wear shoes because I hate anything on my feets. But look at this tee-shirt... it has shoes! Even if I cannot wear shoes on my feets, I can wear them on my chest.

These shoes have a stylish leopard print to match the leopard and sequin skirt.  Sequins make every suit look extra-fancy.

Here is my catalog modeling pose.  Does it look phony? I copied this from the Sears catalog.  Models always look off in the distance.  Maybe they are looking at some birds. 

Okay I am done.  Get these shoes off me. 

I Wear Shoes!