Monday, February 16, 2009

Happy President's Day!

In honor of President's Day today, I have a couple of special jokes for you. Are you ready?

Question: What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
Answer: They were all born on holidays!

Are you laughing yet?
Question: Which President had the biggest family?
Answer: George Washington. Because he was the father of our country!
Hahahaha! I crack myself up! I never realized President's Day could be so much fun.

Happy President's Day!

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85 Notes for Daisy:

Country Cats said...

Haha those are cute jokes Daisy. Hope you had fun at Mount Rushmore!

Forever Foster said...

What a great raspberry photo of you! Happy Presidents Day!:)

Tracey and Huffle said...

Happy President's Day to you Daisy, and to Harley as well.

Huffle Mawson

The Meezers said...

Happy President's day Daisy!!

Poppy Q said...

Have a nice presidents day Miss D. Do your beans get the day off today?

Eric and Flynn said...

Hahaha that is funny Daisy. You make a good addition to Mount Rushmore.

Furkidsmom said...

Happy Presidents Day! Thanks for starting our Monday with a smile. We really loved that last photo!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

gemmak said...

Fabulous pictures today Daisy :o) Happy Presidents day :o)

i beati said...

We need to put you in as President Daisy. I bet there would be all treats and no foolish spending !!!!

Tom and Tama-Chan said...

You are one funny girl, Daisy!

Cat with a garden said...

Hahaha! We thought the lickety-pic was the most fun!

Karen & Gerard Zemek said...

Thanks for the morning laugh, I like your jokes! You are so funny, Daisy!

Keisha said...

That was funny! I like ur piksher on the mounten. :)

Parker said...

HeeHee! You crack me up too!

RJ Flamingo said...

I can totally see you on Mount Rushmore, Daisy! Thanks for waking me up with a smile, and have a fab day!

The Island Cats said...

Hahaha! Thanks for the laughs today, Daisy!

Happy President's Day!

Casbah Kitten said...

That is SO funny Daisy!! I love your jokes and Momma tells them to everyone! And what a great picture of you at the end...um, did you snort when you laughed?? I do that sometimes.

jane

Skeezix the Cat said...

Thoze were no only vary funny jokes, but yoo did a good job of telling them. Maybey yoo need to be a standup comic!

The Creek Cats said...

Ha ha ha, Daisy, you crack us up!!!
Happy President's Day!

Liss said...

Those are good jokes.

Finnegan said...

I laughed out loud when I saw you on Mount Rushmore. You looked good up there! Very stoic. Good that you were not sticking your tongue out in that one. Oh, and I liked your jokes too. Have a nice Presidents Day!

Tammy said...

Daisy,
You get cuter every day!!!

olivia said...

Good jokes, cheers to daisy!!

Alasandra said...
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Alasandra said...

What a terrific addition to Mount Rushmore, it looks much better now. ~Socks, Scylla, Charybdis & Fenris

PS: Mommy needs more coffee, she is mistyping things again.

Petey said...

I can not tell a lie...those are funny jokes, Daisy!

Your pal,

Petey

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Daisy,you are too silly ! hahahahahaha
Happy President's Day !
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Luzinha said...

NICE, Daisy!

you're very clever and funny too! kkkk

kisses for you and Harley!

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Daisy, you crack us up too! We like starting the day out with jokes ... hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Monty Q. Kat said...

Good one!

Cory said...

My mom has never been to Mt. Rushmore, but now she REALLY wants to go! Happy Presidents Day Daisy and Harley!

WillThink4Wine said...

We ♥ your ♥-shaped tongue, Daisy! Happy President's Day!

-Gandalf and Grayson

Ariel said...

Lol....Happy President's Day :)

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-d ma said...

ha ha.

Cat Street Boyz said...

That's a good way to start the week, with laughter! We have an award for you and Harley, please stop by to pick it up!=^Y^=the Cat Street Boyz

Sweet Praline said...

I hear it's pretty good when you can laugh at yourself! I like President's Day because my mom is home with me.

Angel said...

You crack us up too!

Cats~Goats~Quotes said...

I think you look just right on Mount Rushmore! Of course we didn't guess the answer to the joke..
Happy Monday to you and Harley!
~ Timothy

Hannah Fanna said...

Thanks for the jokes. I'll enjoy them.

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello daisy its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow father of owr country!!!! holy cow that george washington reely got arownd didnt he???? ok bye

HC said...

Lol, that are some funny jokes, Daisy...

Piggy and Grover said...

Hee hee! Funny jokes, Daisy! And you make a great President. And we like how you can make your nose disappear. Very talented and beautiful!

Electronic Photo Frame said...

Lovely blog, I love cats!

Tristan and Crikey said...

You should be appointed to a special office- The Secretary Of Ha Ha:)

Tristan and Crikey said...

P.S. Concatulations to the Grand Prize Winner, Harley!

Puglette said...

thank you for the great jokes! i can't wait to tell them to my friends.
hugs to you all!!
puglette
:o)

Janet said...

hahaha! Daisy, we didn't notice that you were on Mount Rushmore the last time we were there!

Clippergirl56 said...

Daisy,you crack me up too. Happy Presidents Day.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Daisy you made us laugh! You are so silly sometimes.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hahahaha...daddy calls dem kinda jokes "groaners".

El said...

LoL that is so funny!!!

Devon Rex look like a cool looking cat breed. wish to find anybody in Malaysia that keep devon rex breed.

Do visit my blog :)

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

Hey Daisy!

Oh man... those President's Day jokes. (I'm slapping my knee...)

The best thing about President's Day is the terrific sales that the stores have!!! But we live in England now and they don't celebrate PD over here. Go figure.

AB clan said...

Happy President's day, and congratulations for the first Président's Womancat!!
ViVi & AB

jenianddean said...

Daisy, you are just too funny! Happy President's Day.
--Jasper

Pricilla said...

Daisy, you are a very funny cat and your photo looks good anywhere!

Happy President's Day!

The Furry Kids said...

Ha ha! We definitely think you should be on Mt Rushmore. You make it super cute!

Love,
Tazo

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Woo are soooo furry khlever!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Misha said...

She's a fashionista, she's a supermodel, she's a comic, she's a stripper (see Daisy's Valentine to Skeezix) - you is one talented kitteh!

Beetle said...

Haha! Good jokes Daisy, and a lovely tongue photo too :O)

Purrs, Sukie x

JD at I Do Things said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is the sound of me laughing very hard at your pretty face on Mt. Rushmore. I have to say, that was funnier than your jokes.

Samantha and Mr. Tigger said...

Hehehehehehehe!!! Those were very funny Miss Daisy!!! Happy President's Day to you, too!
Your FL furiends,

SophieKitty said...

Those were funny jokes! And I loved you on Mt. Rushmore.

Princess said...

hahaha
Happy Presidents day to you too!
You look great up there next to GW!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ha ha ha! those are great! Hey, I have one too.

What was the last thing George Washington said before he and his men got in the boat to cross the Delaware River?



"Men, get on the boat."

ha ha ha

Maureen said...

Har! What a great monument to a great kitty! Very appropriate, I say.

Happy President's Day to you as well Daisy! (even though I am Canadian, we have a holiday today too...)

Freya's Staff said...

hiya! Just watched Daisy's circus tricks... Fantastic, I loved it!

Tyler said...

Happy Presidents' Day to you, Daisy and to Harley too.

dozersblog said...

Hahaha I luv that last pitcher of you Daisy! You look very happy with yerself!

Yer pal Dozer

Sunny's Mommy said...

Hahaha! You crack me up, Daisy :-D

michico*Adan said...

Hhahahaha~~~
Oah I just love thes first one~!
It's great~!!!

VampyVictor said...

hahah I iz not so sure about the jokes Miss Daisy but your funny lickity stick face sure did crack us all up!! :))

V-V

Shinade said...

Daisy yo are just so smart and funny too!:-)

Derby said...

Good ones Daisy, we need a laugh to day.

Shadow / Molly said...

Daisy yoo is furry funny! We love yer jokes!!

The Devil Dog said...

Those are great jokes, Daisy. Happy President's Day.

Roxy

Quasi said...

You look great up there on Mount Rushmore!

Lorenza said...

Happy President's Day Daisy!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Broadway Matron said...

They were funny, And Daisy I love, love love that final pic of you!

GOMA+SACHIE said...

ohhh me like you jokez!! mai mom say it is cutez!! me lik eyour last photo where u smiling!

Bae Bae said...

Hee you tell really good jokes Daisy

~ Bae

Mr. Black said...

Hi Daisy--
Nice job on Mount Catmore. Heh, heh.

Your Humble Servant,
Mr. Black (the cat)

Fin said...

Oh Daisy, you're a card!

catsynth said...

Good jokes. It's funny how they were all born on Mondays as well :)

duo_disaster said...

ROFL!

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