Monday, April 6, 2009

Monday Funday: Some Easter Riddles!

Hi everybuddy! It's me, the chocolate Easter Daisy! We have some Easter riddles for you today.

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
Because he was having a bad Hare day!

Harley, you can do a riddle if you want.
Okay, Daisy. I am an Easter CHICK! Cheep, cheep, cheep. Here is my riddle:

What does the EASTER BUNNY get for making a BASKET?
TWO points. Just like everyone else!

Hahahaha! Get it? Cheep, cheep, cheep.
Okay, let's do one together.

Daisy: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Harley: To prove he wasn't chicken.
Daisy: No, the correct answer is because the chicken had his Easter eggs.
Harley: Well, he wasn't chicken, either.
Daisy: My answer is better.
Harley: CHOMP!
Harley! Stop chomping on the chocolate Easter Daisy!
ps: To all my dog and cat friends, be sure you DO NOT ever eat any real chocolate!
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81 Notes for Daisy:

Eric and Flynn said...

Haha! You two are funny.
Daisy, does your butt hurt?

Christine and FAZ said...

Oh Daisy and Harley, those riddles made my laugh and laugh and you look very good in your Easter costumes. FAZ

Cat with a garden said...

Hahahahahaha! That was too funny! We will have to ponder about Harley's joke though. Ummmmm...

Forever Foster said...

You have us laughing our tails off:)

Tracey and Huffle said...

I'd watch out for those chocolate ears soon Daisy - are you sure you can hear okay?

Huffle Mawson

Keisha said...

I think chocklit bunnies is only for de hoomins, 'cause it makes dogs and kittehs sick. Maybe ur Mom can give u some vanilla spice cookeys. Those are good.

Bae Bae said...

Hee hee you 2 are funny and ready for Easter.

~ Bae

SLColman said...

Very good riddles!!

Furkidsmom said...

Those riddles were great - what a fun way to start Monday!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Poppy Q said...

Hahaha they were great!!

Alasandra said...

LOL, MOL, BOL (Barking out loud), we are all getting in on the act this morning you two were too funny.

We likes the way chocolate smells, it's very sad we can't taste it as Mommy and Daddy seem to love it. ~S,S,C & F

i beati said...

You make funny Easter bunnies. Thanks for the riddles which were great

come and help me work. I'm swamped ok??

Parker said...

You two make awesome Easter critters, even with a bite out ouf your butt!

Tom and Tama-Chan said...

Excellent! We love the graphics!

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

HeeHee!!! Those were great Daisy and Harley!!! You make a great team!!

Hansel said...

yoo bof are so kyoot as bunnies an cheep cheeps!

An- yoo no dat we can eets CARAB chocolate? wat dem dun tell yoo- iz it makes yoo FATS! lots o calories! DUN EETS IT!

Sweet Praline said...

You too are just too funny! I love the picture of the two of you together as Easter Bunnies. Stay away from that chocolate.

Meghann said...

Oh my gosh you are too funny! I hope you both have a great, chocolate-free Easter (with maybe some chocolate for your mommy) :)

OscarTheCat and Henry said...

You two are the cutest Easter treats I have ever seen. And I must also admit that this is the first time candy ever made me laugh.

You two are PAWESOME!

*Nosetaps*

OscarTheCat

Isis said...

I think I'd rather have an Easter Chicken than a bunny... Bunnies are cute and I think chickens taste better! ;)

The Creek Cats said...

Ha ha ha! You guys are so funny!!

Dixie dog ate 2 bags of chocolate one Christmas, we were very scared, but she ended up being ok. Not every dog is so lucky. So it's great that you told the kitties and doggies never to eat real chocolate!

Ariel said...

Lol...You two are so cute :)

Cory said...

Awesome riddles! We don't have to worry about getting into chocolate, my mom always gets to it first and hardly leaves my dad any. Even if we wanted it...she's too quick.

Country Cats said...

Those are good riddles, Daisy and Harley. We never eat chocolate but it sure does look tasty sometimes!

Princess said...

Happy Monday. These riddles were super cute. You two are adorrrabibble.
I hope you have a marvelous sunny fun fun day

purrrrrs

PinkynAsh said...

Daisy and Harley, you both have us laughing very hard.Poor Mamma has tears running she is giggling so much at your cute pictures.

Clover said...

haha, great riddles guys! I love the way you look as bunnies and chicks - BOL!
Love Clover xo

-d ma said...

excellent jokes. you two are better than abbott and costello.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

wonderful riddles!!! made me laff and laff...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Sarge Charlie said...

you two cracked me up today

Beezer said...

Hi ya Harley-chick!
Cluck-cluck-cluck!
(that chicken for have a great day!)

The Meezers said...

those was GREAT riddles!!!!

Angel said...

Those are funny riddles! Mom was a little slow this morning and had to look twice to see you! Maybe some day she will learn how to make neat pictures!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

He bit your butt... he bit your butt... he he he...

Fluffy and Bonkers said...

Those were some great riddles. You should start up a comedy act.

Anlina S. said...

I've told Violet many times that chocolate is bad for her, but she still tries to steal it whenever I have some. Naughty girl chewed a hole right through a bag of chocolate Chex Mix the other day (how did she even smell it through the bag?!)

We had the biggest scare when we first got Violet. We had a candy dish with some Icy Squares in it and she tore through the wrappers and ate them all! She was just fine but we learnt then that she cannot be trusted with chocolate.

Now why would a kitty want to eat something poisonous?

Anlina
http://abnormalloveofcats.com

Babs (Beetle) said...

Hahaha! I loved the photo of the two of you sitting on the bench :O) Funny riddles :O)

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Good jokes today!

The Furry Kids said...

Those are super cute costumes. hee hee

That reminded Mama of that cartoon of two chocolate bunnies. The one with the bite mark on his butt says, "My butt hurts," and the one without ears says, "What?" Hahahaha! Guess you had to be there.

Love,
tazo

mister jeter harris, hizself said...

dis wuz verree amyoozin daisy ... an harley iz develupin a verree good sense uv hyoomer.
luv--jh

Your Daily Cute said...

Aw... I like the chickie!

Tristan and Crikey said...

That's great! You two sure know how to drive the Monday blahs away!

milocat said...

LOL! You two made us larf.

Mom said we can have special cat treats for Easter so we don't feel left out. Yippee!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo two make some pretty khute and tasty lookin' bunnies!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Junior and Orion said...

You two crack us up!!!

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Mom is squeeling over the two of you on that bench!

Here's a question for you, Harley... How come your were the chick and Daisy was the bunny? Isn't a chick a girl? har har har!

Awesome photoshopping! Mom is still clueless.

Cats~Goats~Quotes said...

You two are just too funny!
You make us laugh and laugh.
Happy Monday!
~ Napoleon

michico*Adan said...

hee hee~
Yes, the last sentense is very true!!!

I love these riddles~!!!Thanks for sharing!

The Crew said...

Oh no, someone took a bite out of Easter Daisy!

You 2 look so cute.

Lorianna said...

Oh thank you so much for the smile today Daisy and Harley! You two sure are the cutest! What nice little Easter treats you are for your Mommie. :)
Hugs and Smoochies,
Lorianna

RE Ausetkmt said...

OMG that bite out of Daisy looks so funny.

they are really cute easter chocolates; and the warning is fabulous.

a daisy psa. how clever.

Camie's Kitties said...

Very funny jokes today! Daisy, we think you need to watch out so Harley doesn't bite anything else off.

Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie

Carl said...

The 2nd picture, Daisy-Chick, is priceless. Hahahahaha...

jenianddean said...

Those were some silly riddles, and some great pictures.
--Jasper

Fred said...

I suddenly have this urge to get some chocolate.

You two are the animal version of Burns & Allen. Well done!

Rosehaven Cottage said...

LOL! You two are SOOOOO funny!
Cindy

the Casbah Kitten said...

Daisy you funny bunny!! You two together are a riot, and I love those pictures!

jane

Theresa H. Hall said...

One of the funniest cartoons I ever saw was of two chocolate Easter Bunnies facing one another. One had a bit taken out of his bottom and the other had the tops of his ears chomped off. One said: "My butt hurts!" The other looking startled says, "What?!?"

I makes me fall on the floor laughing!

Mailing tomorrow. Had to help clean up at a shelter this weekend.

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Those were cute riddles!! We liked the two of you all dressed up the best though!!!!!!! Good to see you are ready for Easter and hunting for nip eggs :)
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

DEBRA said...

You too are so cute and FUNNY!

purrs
Abby

Laila and Minchie said...

Lots of laughs today! You two should take your show on the road!

DaisyMae Maus said...

You two are sweeter than ANY chocolate bunnies!
DMM

The Island Cats said...

Funny riddles! And the two of you in your Easter "outfits" are adorable! Harley, how could you take a bit out of Daisy???

SophieKitty said...

You two have a good act! Love Daisy Easter Bunny.

Grrreta said...

That is so cool how you two turned into bunnies and a chick. Your riddles are very funny too.

The Devil Dog said...

Those are very funny jokes, and great photos.

Roxy

Lorenza said...

Very good!
I was thing the same... does your bum hurt??
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Liss said...

Good riddles, good advice.

Skeezix the Cat said...

Yoo two are vary good at bad jokes!

Luzinha said...

dear you are really the best kitties ever! funny, beautiful and so kind!

all the best for you, dears!

kisses for you all!

us4 said...

if the easter bunny only has ONE ear how can he hear you guys?

The Fitness Diva said...

Oh, my goodness, you two are SO CUTE!!!
I hope you find many Easter Bunnies to play with on Sunday! Just not the chocolate ones! ;)

Fin said...

You cats are cards!

Lux said...

You two look darling in your Easter outfits!

catsynth said...

Those are funny "mash ups" with the easter bunnies and your images. We quite like Harley's basketball joke, too :)

3 Cat Blog said...

Oh dear...we hope you don't get eaten!

C said...

Ha Ha! funny riddles!

Mike Foster said...

Pretty funny stuff, guys...thanks for the chuckles.


peace,
mike
livelife365

Tuxedo Gang said...

Oh my goodness!! We hope Harley doesn't eat you all up Daisy!! Hehehehehehehe!!
Your FL furiends,
and Maverick

Angus Mhor said...

Watch out for your ears, Miss Daisy! People always like to chomp on the ears!

Jemma the Chihuahua said...

Such cute pictures.

One time, I ate chocolate and it was disastrous...

Love,
Jemma

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