Hi everybuddy! It's me, the chocolate Easter Daisy! We have some Easter riddles for you today.
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
Because he was having a bad Hare day!
Harley, you can do a riddle if you want.
Okay, Daisy. I am an Easter CHICK! Cheep, cheep, cheep. Here is my riddle:
What does the EASTER BUNNY get for making a BASKET?
TWO points. Just like everyone else!
Hahahaha! Get it? Cheep, cheep, cheep.
Okay, let's do one together.
Daisy: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Harley: To prove he wasn't chicken.
Daisy: No, the correct answer is because the chicken had his Easter eggs.
Harley: Well, he wasn't chicken, either.
Daisy: My answer is better.
Harley! Stop chomping on the chocolate Easter Daisy!
ps: To all my dog and cat friends, be sure you DO NOT ever eat any real chocolate!