Monday, December 15, 2008

Some Holiday Riddles for You!

Since it is getting closer and closer to the holidays, today we will try some holiday riddles! And I am going to use all of the different holiday suits that I have worn earlier. Are you ready? Here we go!
Q: Does Santa have any monies?
A: No. That is why he is called Saint Nickel-Less!
Q. Hey! My Christmas stocking has a hole in it!
A. Of course it does, silly. That is so you can put the presents inside.
Q. What is the very, very best thing you can give your mom and dad for Christmas?
A. A list of everything you want! (You should still get presents for them, too).
Q. Why does Santa go down the chimney?
A. Because it soots him!
Q. But won't all that soot make him sick?
A. Do not worry, he got his flue shot!


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93 Notes for Daisy:

Keisha said...

U is so funny, Daisy! I laffed until mah tummy hurted.

Margaret said...

It's so much fun to wake up to your riddles, Daisy! You are a funny cat. Maybe you have a career as a stand up comic.

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Forever Foster said...

Those are some great riddles, Daisy. We laughed a lot at Saint Nickel-less!

Your outfit in the last picture is very regal. You would make a very good Queen.

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Saint Nickel-less! hahaha! But Santa doesn't need monies anyways... he has Elves to make everything!

Daisy, that last photo in your festive red holiday dress reminds Mom of the movie White Christmas! You look like the purrfect snowkitty in that lovely dress!

gemmak said...

Lol Daisy, you are very funny, I particularly liked the 'St Nickel-less' riddle, very clever :o) You look stunning in all your holiday outfits too, your santa hat looks very dramatic :o)

i beati said...

very funny and all true too. I see you are being a very angelic kitty as the holidays approach. How about Harley . Is he good too??Sandy

Luzinha said...

Daisy!? have you a Santa's hat!? so cute! you're very fashion! I wish Santa brings a lot of presents for you and your family... have you ever make your list?

kisses for you, Harley and your friends!

Furkidsmom said...

Good riddles!! We love your Christmas outfits too!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Everycat said...

Daisy you are a card! Much needed chuckles for a Monday, thanks!

Whicky Wuudler

Grrreta said...

Those are some funny riddles and very cute outfits. You look adorable.The gift costume is a very clever idea.

Alasandra said...

U are very funny. We are still laughing here. We loved the "because it soots him".

Mommy says giving Mommy & Daddy a list of what you want is very nice as long as it's not a very LONG list. Eldest boy bean never tells her what he wants and she agonizes over what to get him. Youngest on the other hand has a list a MILE LONG. Us cats list is just right. ~S,S & C

Evie/VampyVictor said...

Daisy I loves your little Christmas angel costume!! Ifs i had you as my sweet tree top I rekkon we would have a tree up!! :)

V-V

Parker said...

HeeHee! Those were good - and your outfits are so very pretty!

Spooky said...

Hahahahahaha...you are so funny, Daisy!

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Those were great, Daisy and you looked very festive in your poses!!

Dana said...

Daisy, those are some very clever riddles!!! hahaha
~The Creek Cats~

The Island Cats said...

Thanks for the laughs this morning, Daisy...and all your Christmas outfits are adorable!

DEBRA said...

Ooo we always look forward to your riddles Daisy.

purrs
Abby

Sen, Tama and Tom said...

Wow, Daisy! You are in really top form today!

We love the photo of you with the Santa hat!

Your Pals,
Sen-Chan, Tom and Tama-Chan

Aniemother said...

Hahaha... We learnt a lot, Daisy!

Bajas & Virus

Amber-Mae said...

Oh, those are so funny Daisy!!!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Sweet Praline said...

You are so funny, Daisy! I loved the flue shot!!

Tybalt said...

Totally pawsome, Daisy! You are too funny . . . and too cute in all of your outfits!

Cory said...

Fun riddles Daisy...and we like that you didn't make us have to think of the answers! We happy that Santa got his flue shot...we don't want anything slowing him down on the big night!

Black Cat said...

You're very funny Daisy and cute in all your holiday outfits too!

I just thought of another riddle:

Q. Does Santa wear underwear?
A. No, that's why he's called Saint Knickerless!

Shame you can't do the meme because I think it would have been fascinating. Never mind ay:) xxx

Laila and Minchie said...

Daisy, you look so darned cute in all your holiday outfits! And we loved the riddles too!

We gotten your card. Thank you!

Casbah Kitten said...

How funny Daisy! And you have such cute holiday outfits!!

edward said...

i think you is a good teller of jokes! i liked the pictures best though since you are dressed up so nice and Christmassy.. Daisy, Christmas is almost here!

Angus Mhor said...

"'Cause it soots him'"-Bwahahahahaha! That was a good one, Miss Daisy!

P.S. I like that dress you're wearing in the last picture the best!

-d ma said...

'becuz it soots him...' har har. u crack me up.

GOMA+SACHIE said...

great questions Daisy!! Me guess right with little help from mai mom!! It was fun!!!

Babs (Beetle) said...

Oh Daisy you are very funny!I did like the Saint Nickel-less riddle - even though we don't have nickels :O)

Purrs, Sukie x

Puglette said...

Yay! riddles are so much fun! they all made me laugh :oP
your outfits were so cute and seasonal! but i liked the first picture the best, your curly furs are so beautiful!
hugs,
puglette
:o)

Nicole said...

Goodness Daisy, you gave me quite a laugh this morning. You look so adorable in your cute holiday apparel. I just love it!

Janet said...

Daisy, you are so clever! :-) We love your festive holiday attire!

Samantha and Mr. Tigger said...

Hehehehehehehe!! We are still laughing!!! You looked so cute in your Christmas pictures,too! Have a great Monday Daisy!
Your FL furiends,

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Daisy I like that last photo of you--that is very professional looking.

Randi said...

Aww Daisy! You are so clever! Did you write all those howliday jokes yourself??

love & licks,
Randi

Two Sisters said...

Ha-ha those were funny Holiday Riddles Daisy! We also loved looking at all your pretty clothes too.

Junior said...

Those are cute Daisy! We especially like you in the Angel costume!

CastoCreations said...

Those are very good riddles Daisy!

I have given you a blog award. No requirement to play but feel free to visit here...

http://castocreationsjewelry.blogspot.com/2008/12/award-to-warm-heart.html

Thanks for keeping me smiling!

The Fitness Diva said...

Daisy, you're just as crazy as you want to be, and funny, too!
See...it's alright to be crazy, just as long as you're "funny crazy" and not just "crazy crazy"!

You do make me laugh! ;)

Love the outfits!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Good riddles and a great fashion show too.

Lois Grebowski said...

Flue shot. Tee hee!
Too funny, daisy. I like the last outfit the best!

Eric and Flynn said...

Hahaha. Daisy you could make a fortune putting jokes in crackers.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh Daisy, we laffed so hard our sides hurt...yoor outfits are so cute, it makes mom wish we would wear clothes. Hahahahaha

Camie's Kitties said...

Daisy, those are very funny riddles. Thanks for making us laugh.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Asta said...

Daisy
Thank you fow the laughs..you awe suwely going to get lots and lots of tweats fwom Santapaws
smoochie kisses
ASTa

Maria said...

Those were some good ones Daisy. The angel outfit really suits you too!

Mountain Woman said...

Daisy,
I found you from Karen Zemek's blog and thought I'd visit. You are too cute! Loved the riddles and the laughs.

Nancy said...

Daisy -- you are too cute, there's only one problem, I usually get so caught up in your stories that I almost forget to drop an Entrecard for mom.

Forty Paws said...

We like the Santa Claus dress the best! Although the Christmas package is very cute too!

Luf, Us

Bob Johnson said...

Lol, great riddles for a Monday morning, and I love your outfits Daisy, especially the angel one.

Broadway Matron said...

As regal as your last outfit is, I like the second one best. (And those were silly riddles, you can be such a silly cat sometimes)

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

Hi Daisy...

Nice to see you're getting into the holiday spirit.

Eduardo said...

Bol! Good riddles Daisy! Great outfits!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Sarah C. said...

LOL! :D Good riddles, Daisy.

The Furry Kids said...

We didn't realize you had so many festive outfits, Daisy. You look lovely in each one.

Love,
Tazo

PS - Your riddles are super good.

The Crew said...

You look so festive in your holiday finery. The "nickel-less" riddle made Mom LOL!

Sunny's Mommy said...

Daisy, you are too smart for me today! I didn't know any of those.

3 Cat Blog said...

Oh you are one tricky cat ;)

Princess said...

These are very very cute and funnnnnny jokes. I loved them and they made me MEOW very loud.


Happy Day to you and Harleykins
Princess <3

Princess said...

These are very very cute and funnnnnny jokes. I loved them and they made me MEOW very loud.


Happy Day to you and Harleykins
Princess <3

zevo hussein calamari said...

Daisy...we think your mom should sell those pics to Hallmark so that you can make lots of money in your xmas outfits!
too cute.

xoxoxo
zevo & friends

Cafe Cats said...

*gigglesnort* Those were furry funny, Daisy!

We loved your outfits too!

Mickey said...

Daisy, you look pretty and festive ;) Thanks for the Monday laffs!!!!!!
Purrs Mickey
PeeEss:
I hope you have recovered from The Wild World of Snails!!!! heeheehee

Fred said...

Good ones, Daisy. The pictures were great!

JD at I Do Things said...

Those are all very funny riddles! But, as always, my favorite part is looking at you in all your pretty costumes. I like the angel one the best.

JD at I Do Things

musing said...

You look absolutely smashing in the red Santa hat!

otilius said...

oh, Daisy, you sleigh me!

Sassy Kat said...

There are really funny! Where do you think of all of these funny things? I think you have a neat idea for a book here, of course you will have to be the model you use for the photos.
Glad you are enjoying the CCSI show. I am surprised that you haven't figured out what happened yet because you are so clever.

Isis said...

daisy, you look beautiful in your outfits, i simply ADORE that shot of you looking at the snow flake!

michico*Adan said...

Hahahaha~~~
This is a very good riddles~!!
I am so happy to see and learn more!!!
What an awesome one!

Theresa H. Hall said...

Daisy, You look marvelous and very beautiful!

Guess what? Mommy got Regis inside the house after seven weeks. He is all lovey-dovey and glad to be home. He and his sister, Suzette escaped out the 2nd story window and jumped off the roof! We are still praying for Suzette. Then last Tuesday,Tiffany went out and was gone until today. Mommy cried a lot 'cause she thought somebody stole her and she was frightened about what might have been happening. Whew! We are happy she is back!

Now, if we all concentrate on Suzette showing up again, Mommy can try the trap and then she and Regis and their mommy, Lynette will be all together once more.

I need to fund raise for them. I wish Santa Claus will help me find great adoptive parents for seven of my cats. We need prayers and a way to raise $$.

Besides that I am very happy cause my Mommy stopped her worrying and crying!

Love always,

Bobby

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Oh Daisy yoo just keep gettin better an better wif yur jokes! Plus we love all yur Santy owtfits.

Maureen Hayes said...

Beautiful, funny and smart-a triple threat!! Look out lady cats, DAISY rules!

SophieKitty said...

The saint nickel-less was my favorite! Very funny, Daisy.

zyriana.com said...

hee hee, Daisy you are so good!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Daisy!
You are very funny!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

The Devil Dog said...

Those are very funny riddles, Daisy. What very nice outfits you have.

Roxy

BeadedTail said...

Those are great riddles Daisy! You are adorable in your Christmas outfits!

Pablo said...

My favouritest ones were the soot and flue ones. Ha ha ha!!

Bae Bae said...

Haa haa. those are pawsome riddles Daisy. ;)

~ Bae

T.Allen-Mercado said...

Daisy you are too funny. I love your Christmas outfits-very fancy!

Lux said...

Those are cute riddles, Daisy. That last picture of you is so very pretty.

Just Sharlene and My Spice Cats said...

Hahaha....the riddles are just so funny. Its a good way to start the holidays!

Tracey and Huffle said...

I am not sure about those riddles Daisy. And we do not have a chimney so what will Santa do???

I like your Christmas outfits; you are such a stylish girl.

Huffle Mawson

Kimo & Sabi said...

HAHAHAHA! Those a furry funny!

P.S. - Keep yer eye out fer da man in da blue short . . . we sent you a little pressie!

duo_disaster said...

Saint Nickel-less!
*BOL...BOL...BOL...BOL..*

That was a good one, Daisy!
More please!

=)
Rudolf + Goofy

Skeezix the Cat said...

Wow, I REEELY love that last kyoot owtfit. It shows off yer kleevije reely good!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Hehehe. Cute jokes and outfits, Daisy.

Too bad your pretend cookies in the next post don't have pretend flavor.

Gretchen and Mike said...

LOL, this is a riot, Daisy! You are so clever.

Hugs...G

Peanut Butter and Jenny said...

u is so funny. mommy didn't them but i's did! and you look pretty all dressed up. just dont show mommy or she will try to do it to me too

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