Tuesday, February 17, 2009

License to Shrill

It's me again, Secret Agent 007.5. I have received a very IMPORTANT assignment from Q:

"We have an important top secret mission for you. You are to provide intelligence on where Mr. Shrill goes when he is not doing the Sunday comics. Post when you are ready. Shrill is a canny character, so don't let him know you are providing intelligence on him."

I have completed my Assignment. I think you will be SHOCKED at what I have uncovered!

First, I caught Mr. Shrill SNEAKING into the GARAGE! The GARAGE is not the same as the GARBAGE. I would not mind if he went into the GARBAGE. Mr. Shrill tried to DRIVE my Mommie's CAR. Luckily, he could not move that stick with numbers on it, so the car would not move.
Next I saw him STEAL a toy from Daisy. This was a very NEFARIOUS act. What does nefarious mean, again? I forgot. It sounds bad though. But not as bad as HEINOUS.
And then Mr. Shrill tried to drink ALCOHOL! Luckily, I hid the bottle opener and FOILED his attempt at wrongdoing.
Then, he really got WILD, swinging from one of the light fixtures. And Mr. Shrill got CLAY all over the light bulbs.
The dastardly villain STOLED some chocolate. And if you remember, Mr. Shrill is a messy eater. I am pretty sure he left CHOCOLATE FINGERPRINTS everywhere. This could help in my investigation. I might need to work a little harder on my surveillance skills, because the subject might have realized I was watching him here.
Things got tricky, because Mr. Shrill headed OUTDOORS. Since I did not have my harness on, I had to watch him through BINOCULARS.
When I last spotted the subject, Mr. Shrill was very close to the WATER'S EDGE! I hope there are no ALLIGATORS out there...

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88 Notes for Daisy:

Karen Jo said...

I think you are doing a very good job of investigating Mr. Shrill, Harley. Mr. Shrill is certainly up to no good. It was a lucky thing that you were able to hide the bottle opener from him, or who knows what he would have done next.

Tracey and Huffle said...

I can't believe that Mr Shrill. He is very dodgy! Be careful, Harley.

Huffle Mawson

Jaya said...

Wow! Great sleuthing, Harley! I never would have guessed that Mr. Shrill had such a busy, and bad, life!!

Forever Foster said...

This is a very comprehensive report, Harley. You've done a really good job! Mr. Shrill sure chose some yummy chocolates.

Camie's Kitties said...

What a great secret agent you are. I wouldn't worry about Mr. Shrill knowing you were there, as long as he didn't know why you were there. Sometimes the best spying is done in plain sight.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Poppy Q said...

Great work there mister secret agent Harley. Mr shrill sure is a slippery customer.

Country Cats said...

Wow 007.5 that is a very detailed report. We always knew that Mr. Shrill was up to no good from the first time we laid eyes on him. You are becoming quite the sleuth!

Lidian said...

That is some great investigating you are doing, Harley! It is good that you are keeping an eye on him.

WillThink4Wine said...

Sam Adams... Our Grampy loves Sam Adams. - The Gandalf Report

The Alligator will probably enjoy a visit from Mr. Shrill. We bet they are in cahoots together doing bad guy stuff. - The Grayson Report

Parker said...

Do alligators like the taste of clay???

Eric and Flynn said...

Excellent work Harley. Mr. Shrill is very busy and obviously up to no good.

Sweet Praline said...

Wow, 007.5, you are doing a great job of surveillance!

The Island Cats said...

You didn't push him, did you Harley??

(we think you are a furry good secret agent!)

i beati said...

I think i saw him following an armadillo- wow you got skills man !!

Alasandra said...

Oh noo's Harley, will the alligators get Mr. Shrill?

He seems to get in a lots of troubles. You did a great job spying on him.

~Socks, Scylla, Charybdis & Fenris

gemmak said...

I think aligators might teach that Mr Shrill a thing or two!!!! ;o)

Casbah Kitten said...

Great surveillance job Harley! That Mr. Shrill is sure a busy guy. I think he maybe hyperactive...and naughty too!

feefifoto said...

Harley: remind me again why you and Daisy let Mr. Shrill live in your house?

Lois Grebowski said...

Hope Mr. Shrill doesn't get ated by gators!Then you'd have no one fun to spy on...lol!

Furkidsmom said...

Mr Shrill is a naughty guy. You're very smart to keep a close surveillance on him so you can be aware of what he's doing all the time.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Cat with a garden said...

GOOD spying, Harley! I don't think Mr. Shrill noticed you. You are so talented. And I learned new words, great!
Purrs, Siena

Cory said...

I sure hope you saved your mommie's chocolates! That would be very important to do.

Keisha said...

Oh noe! It's a big mystery!!

Two Sisters said...

Great investigation Harley! Mr. Shrill sure is busy getting into trouble. It is good that you are on the job!

Petey said...

Excellent investigating, Harley, although, if Mister Shrill was swinging from the chandelier, I have a feeling he may have gotten into the beer when you weren't looking!

Plus, I have a feeling if a 'gator got Mister Shrill, he'd just spit him back out!

Your pals,

Petey and Mica

-d ma said...

very thorough job with surveillance. mr. shrill is trouble.

Angus Mhor said...

WOW! Mr. Shrill is very busy when no one's paying attention, isn't he. I wonder what he's doing at NIGHT!

Luzinha said...

Harley! well done! you're a very good agent! shame on you, Mr. Shrill, hã!? what a bad things you have done! show him, Harley, that you are keep your eyes on him!

kisses for you all!
have a nice day!

Skitto, Peanut and Chyanne said...

Mommy said we could stop in today and say some hellos to you all. We miss you. We will stop in when we can. Thank you for thinking of our mama too.

Thoughts said...

Harley you are an excellent spy! Great work!

Harley can you and Daisy please send some of your loving purr-rayers my family's way today? We just founded out that our woofie might have cancer and he is real sick and in surgery today.

We would appreciate your support so much since you are such good friends to us.

Thanks harley and daisy,

Love Theodore and Sasha

Samantha and Mr. Tigger said...

You are a great secret agent Harley and you did good work on spying on Mr. Shrill! He is a pretty cagey guy, but you are an excellent spy!
Your FL furiends,

Cindy said...

Mr. Shrill is a very bad guy. Harley, I need to warn you that observing bad behavior can sometimes lead to bad behavior. Be careful that you don't become a bad guy like Mr. Shrill. Always be our sweet innocent Harley!

michico*Adan said...

Oah Harley~!
You really help us find out Mr. Shrill's secret part!!
Very good!!!

Maureen said...

Excellent sleuthing Harley! I'll bet Mr. Shrill could keep you busy 24/7 with all the trouble he seems to get himself into!

Isis said...

I'm not sure about finding Mr. Shrill, but I know where the kittens are and how many there are now! :)

Purrs,
Isis
x

Beetle said...

Mr Shrill certainly kept you busy Harley! He gets up to lots of stuff when nobody's watching :O)

Purrs, Sukie x

Amber-Mae said...

Oh gosh! I had no idea that Mr.Shrill can be sooo mysterious... You're doing a good job & keep an eye on him.

Butt sniffs,
Solid Gold Dancer

The Creek Cats said...

Keep up the great work, Harley!! Mr. Shrill is bad to the bone!

Janet said...

Harley, you are quite the skilled investigator! Mr. Shrill is certainly up to no good these days!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello harley its dennis the vizsla dog hay dont wurry i am shoor the aligaytors wil only tayk a little nibbel owt of him after al klay taysts verry much like dirt ok bye

mister jeter harris, hizself said...

i havta say sumthin ...
yer mom haz cleen growt ... anna verree cleen car.
duz it hav sumthin to do wid livin in da funshine state? jus wunderin.
second--congratyoolashunz on yer cleen sweep in da vd contest. will daisy be akshuallee warin skeezy'z underware ... or will she be framin dem?
in conclooshun ... harley ... yer a grate kid.
luv--jh

Puglette said...

wow, that mr. shrill is quite a rascal! you are doing a fine job tracking his behavior, harley!
hugs,
puglette
:o)

Angel said...

Harley! you are a very good secret agent! That Mr Shril is into every thing!

Tristan and Crikey said...

Great work, Harley! Now that you have some idea about his spare time, you might be able to anticipate his next dastardly deed!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

That little dude sure gets around!

luckylady said...

daisy what kind of harness do you have and where did you get it my mom needs to get me one cuz i wanna go outside and she won't let me i wuv u baby

Ariel said...

Your an excellent agent Harley.Mr.Shrill is naughty.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Harley you did a great job of finding out what Mr. Shrill gets up to. I hope that he doesn't get to wild and end up hurting himself!

The Devil Dog said...

Wow, Mr. Shrill is deep into nothing good, huh, Harley. It is good you are keeping an eye on him.

Roxy

Pricilla said...

Do you think if Mr. Shrill had had a beer he might have spun around on the chandelier?
You are getting very good at spying Harley! Let me know what you charge so I can hire you to spy on Abby.

Teri said...

Oh Harley, you are growing up into such a sleuth, just as suave as James Bond! and you are honing your skills quickly!

I'm not sure where you got your harness, but here's one that us CRex like. Our slinky types wear a Tiny 3.
http://store.thenewyorkdogshop.com/cldameha.html

Oh, Harley, tell Daisy about this "Dress Shoppe" would ya, Coco has been shopping there, just window shopping so far, but she has a wish list
http://fleurdepup.com/Fleur-De-Dress

Teri and the cats of Furrydance

Cat Street Boyz said...

Wow, great job Harley....go check the oven..bet that is where he cooks up his crazy idea's!=^Y^=the Cat Street Boyz

VampyVictor said...

heheh I thought you was talking about a heiny at one stage! haha I like bottoms! :p
PES: I thinks that he must have caught you Harley with the chocolate!
Careful a cause Mr Shrill might cover you with those choccy prints and frames you! :(

V-V

Maureen Hayes said...

WOW, who knew he was THIS bad?!! And after he helped you with a gift to Daisy I thought he might be reforming. Good thing 007.5 is around to keep an eye out.

The Creek Cats said...

We're sorry to hear Harley is having another bout of EGC. We sure hope this last depo-medrol injection will help a lot!!

Mom agrees, chronic condtions are so difficult!

If Cal doesn't accept the food again in a few weeks when mom re-introduces it to him, she will use it to feed two local feral colonies.

Lorianna said...

You are a wonderful detective Harley! I think Mr. Shrill has some serious issues. How dare he try to take your Mommie's chocolate! You and Daisy will have to lay down the law with that guy.
Thank you for the smiles today.
Hugs and Smoochies,
Lorianna

Princess said...

Harley, you are amazing.
Mr. Shrill is crazy to be doing those things. I am glad you are keeping an eye on him... he is very bad!

purrrs to both of you

Fat Eric said...

That was great spying you did on Mr. Shrill, Harley! Maybe it would teach him a lesson if the alligators took a little nibble on him...heh heh.

We noticed you have Sam Adams beer in your fridge. My dad tried that when he and mum visited Boston the last time they went to Mericky, he liked it.

Aniemother said...

Wow! Good work there, Harley!

B

JD at I Do Things said...

That was a very thorough investigation, Agent 700.5! I can't use that stick with numbers on it, either, so I guess I won't be stealing your Mommie's car anytime soon. Keep up the good work!

GOMA+SACHIE said...

oh Harley!! you is such a detectives!!! me so happy that you is busting Mr shrill because he seems doing something sneaky all the time!!

Asta said...

Harley, ummmmm , I mean 007.5,
You awe an excellent agent..you almost gave the game away to Mr.Shwill when you got so close, but I'm suwe you wewe able to thwow him off the twack..pawsonally , I hope he gets gobbled up by an alligatow..he is not nice to any of you
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Sunny's Mommy said...

Mr. Shrill just gets into everything, and I think he's bad. I wouldn't want to see him get eaten by an alligator, but maybe he could fall in the garbage. Stealing chocolates is a very serious offense!

AM said...

Wow, Harley you are truly an amazing spy! I can't believe the goods you got on Mr. Shrill in just a day. Keep up the good work and if we ever are in need of a spy, you will be the first one we call! "Loves"

The Furry Kids said...

Wow, Harley! You are a super spy! Mr Shrill seems like trouble. Be careful!

Love,
Tazo

PS - Mama says thank you for this post. She really needed to smile today. :)

CatHerder said...

OOOHHH NOOOO!!!!!!

Just surfed in, great blog :-)

Van said...

That was some exciting adventure for Mr. Shrill at your home, Harley. Maybe he wants to be friends with you, don't you think?

SophieKitty said...

Good spy work, Harley. Mr. Shrill is a rascal.

Black Cat said...

Great sleuthage Harley! Smooches :) xxx

Laila and Minchie said...

Harley, you are really getting the hang of this investigating stuff. Good job!

Bae Bae said...

Good job observing Mr Shrill there Harley..

~ Bae

Shinade said...

wow you are really getting the hang of it Harley. That bad Mr. Shrill better becareful. Good Job!!:-)

duo_disaster said...

Correction!

We hope there were alligators out there to eat him alive, lol!

Be so careful Harley!

BeadedTail said...

Great investigation Harley! You didn't miss a thing that Mr. Shrill did!

Fin said...

Excellent work 007.5. Mr Shrill sure does get around.

meemsnyc said...

That chocolate looks yummy!!

Elin! said...

Just dropping by to say hi!

hey what a nicey cute spy!

Skeezix the Cat said...

Harley, yoo krak me up!

dozersblog said...

Mr Shrill shuld be carefull near the water. Mummy sez water and clay do not mix very well.

Yer pal Dozer

The Lazy Iguana said...

Sam Adams huh? Good choice in beer. I enjoy the stuff myself. Not quite as much as Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, but it is still good.

I drive a Toyota too. But it is an automatic. I do not think the trucks come with a manual option. If they did, they would have less towing capacity.

Chase and Mel said...

you crack me up daisy! love the stories. (: mew!!

Karen Jo said...

I have given you an award.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Very good detective work, Harley. And we like the next post, with you and Daisy taking turns looking through the cardboard roll.

CastoCreations said...

Harley, you are a very good secret agent. =)

The Crew said...

That's the sign of a skilled agent, 007.5! You were able to observe Mr. Shrill and he didn't even know you were doing surveillance on him. Good work!

Theresa111 said...

Harley,

You're a real Secret Agent ManBoyCat.

Love,

Uncle Bobby

Milo and Alfie said...

We think you are a fabulous Secret Agent and very skilled at undercover sleuthing!

Grrreta said...

Excellent job, 007.5! It looks like Mr. Shrill lives a pretty exciting life.

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