License to Shrill

It's me again, Secret Agent 007.5. I have received a very IMPORTANT assignment from Q:

"We have an important top secret mission for you. You are to provide intelligence on where Mr. Shrill goes when he is not doing the Sunday comics. Post when you are ready. Shrill is a canny character, so don't let him know you are providing intelligence on him."

I have completed my Assignment. I think you will be SHOCKED at what I have uncovered!

First, I caught Mr. Shrill SNEAKING into the GARAGE! The GARAGE is not the same as the GARBAGE. I would not mind if he went into the GARBAGE. Mr. Shrill tried to DRIVE my Mommie's CAR. Luckily, he could not move that stick with numbers on it, so the car would not move.

Next I saw him STEAL a toy from Daisy. This was a very NEFARIOUS act. What does nefarious mean, again? I forgot. It sounds bad though. But not as bad as HEINOUS.

And then Mr. Shrill tried to drink ALCOHOL! Luckily, I hid the bottle opener and FOILED his attempt at wrongdoing.

Then, he really got WILD, swinging from one of the light fixtures. And Mr. Shrill got CLAY all over the light bulbs.

The dastardly villain STOLED some chocolate. And if you remember, Mr. Shrill is a messy eater. I am pretty sure he left CHOCOLATE FINGERPRINTS everywhere. This could help in my investigation. I might need to work a little harder on my surveillance skills, because the subject might have realized I was watching him here.

Things got tricky, because Mr. Shrill headed OUTDOORS. Since I did not have my harness on, I had to watch him through BINOCULARS.

When I last spotted the subject, Mr. Shrill was very close to the WATER'S EDGE! I hope there are no ALLIGATORS out there...

License to Shrill

Secret Agent Mancat

Please be very, very quiet! I am on a SECRET MISSION! Here is the message I got yesterday from a secret friend:

Harley's secret friend: Harley, I would like to give you a top secret mission. If you are willing to undertake the task, you will need use of a digital camera. You are required to take a picture of Daisy doing something norty. And then post it to the blog by Sunday evening latest. If you are successful in your mission, you will be selected as a SECRET AGENT.

Since I don't KNOW HOW to be a SECRET AGENT, at first, I just hid out and tried to spy on Daisy. This did not work, because Daisy was busy and she NEVER came out! And I got BORED.

Then I realized I needed to get my SPY GEAR! This is my flashlight. In case it gets DARK! Having gear is COOL!

Next, my trusty MAGNIFYING GLASS. For examining CLUES!

You can also make FUNNY FACES! Hahahaha! Ooops. That might not be what a real SPY does with his GEAR.

Finally, I put on my SLEUTH cap and waited. I made sure to open my eyeballs BIG so I did not miss anything.

At LAST! Daisy is here! And it seems like she is UP to something...
OH NO! My cover might be BLOWN! She spotted me.
She must not realize I am SPYING on her!
SUCCESS! I caught her sneaking into the PANTRY!
I hope this will qualify me to be a SECRET AGENT! Because I done my best.

Secret Agent Mancat

Wordless Wednesday: Peek-a-Boo!

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