My Smokin' Jacket!

I was RUMMAGING in Daisy's closet and LOOK what I found! This awesome, manly SMOKIN' JACKET! I think I look SMOKIN' hot in this outfit. Notice how the PINK matches my NOSE?!?

I like THIS picture because you can see my LOOOOONG whiskers and my BIG paws! I want to tell all the YOUNG cats that even though I can wear a SMOKIN' JACKET, I do not smoke. Because it is BAD for you.

Do I look like HYOO HEFFNER?!?

My Smokin' Jacket!

Hardhat Harley

Look at these MANLY tools! When working with tools, SAFETY must come FIRST. So I got this manly HARDHAT to wear. It will PROTECT my HEAD from INJURY. It is made of HARD plastic. I think that is why it is called a HARDHAT instead of a SOFT-HAT.

NOW we are READY to work with TOOLS! I have a SCREWDRIVER and the other tool is a MONKEY WRENCH. So, if anybuddy has a MONKEY that needs some WRENCHING, I'm the Mancat for the job!

Hey BEBBEH! Do you need a HANDYMAN?

I been THINKING, maybe Daisy needs a HARDHAT, too. So I could JUMP on her and her head would still be SAFE!

ps: Daisy still does not have her test results back, but her EYEBALL is still looking BETTER every day!!!

BREAKING NEWS: Daisy's FeLV and FIV test results are in and they are NEGATIVE! HOORAY!!!!!

Hardhat Harley

Harley's Turn!

Guess WHAT?!!1 I get to have a TURN to answer some questions about ME! I hope you will LIKE my answers. This is the LAST part of the QUESTIONS and ANSWERS.

The BEST attacks I ever do on Daisy are SURPRISE attacks. Usually from ABOVE. It is very FUNNY when I surprise her. I think she LIKES it because she makes cool NOISES like GRRRRRR! and HISSSSSSS! Then we play the CHASING game. I chase and Daisy RUNS. I am pretty SURE she enjoys running from me, because she does it ALL THE TIME! We are GOOD BUDDIES.

Boy was Daisy SURPRISED. And HAPPY!

I like to do WILD and CRAZY things because it is FUN. Sometimes, I am SURPRISED at what happens. This makes me have BIG EYES. When you OPEN your eyes real BIG, you can UNDERSTAND things better. By keeping my eyes OPEN, I have learned to DETECT things, and also FIGURE stuff out. I think EVERYBUDDY can be happy and cheerful if you do only FUN things all the time. For example, I NEVER study for EXAMS, because that is a HARD job.

Keep your eyes WIDE open!

There are MANY beautiful GIRL cats I have met, and I LOVE them all. I do not have just ONE special cat yet, because I am only TWO. But there are a couple of EXTRA SPECIAL cats that I know. Girl cats are CUTE!

I have not been on a WALK on my harness or in our STROLLER in a long time. I prefer to just WATCH the outside from the INSIDE. I weigh TWELVE pounds. I am very handsome because I got good JEANS (I am still trying to figure out how a pair of jeans can make me handsome, but I KNOW that is the correct answer).

Me in my MANLY harness.

I am especially GOOD at helping change the SHEETS on the bed. I like to iron out the WRINKLES with my manly paws. I even made a movie called "HARLEY HATES WRINKLES!" My HERO is my Mommeh, because she gives me GOOD food and SNACKS, too.
Daisy thinks she is my BOSS because she is OLDER than me. But I think I am the boss because I am BIGGER. Secretly though, I want to be just like Daisy!

Harley's Turn!

Wordless Wednesday: WUBBA!

Wordless Wednesday: WUBBA!

My Middle Name

Oh, HAI! Today I want to tell you ALL about my MIDDLE name. Some of you might ALREADY know this, but my middle name is QUINN. My WHOLE name is Harley Quinn. Do you know why?

This thing HERE is a HARLEQUIN mask.

I think you will AGREE that I have an almost PERFECT harlequin mask. On my FACE!

And Harlequin is a popular comical character from a LONG time ago. Before I was BORNED, even! The classic harlequin character was usually shown as nimble and acrobatic, but a slow thinker. Well, GUESS WHAT? I am very ACROBATIC! One way I am NOT like a harlequin is I am a FAST thinker. Most of the time.

Even though I do not wear the classic DIAMOND patterned outfit, I think you will AGREE that my coat is still very FESTIVE and perfect for a HARLEQUIN CAT!!!

What is YOUR middle name?

My Middle Name

How does THAT work?

So, you know how moms or dads go off somewhere to make MONEYS? I have been THINKING about how THAT works, and I think I have FIGURED it out.

First, the mom or dad gets in a CAR. They must DRIVE a long way on complicated ROADS. And WHERE are they going? To the FACTORY to make MONEY! It looks just like this:

When the mom or dad gets to WORK, they go to where the PRINTER or COPIER is. Then they must spend ALL DAY long making the MONEYS.

I hope I have ANSWERED all of your QUESTIONS!

How does THAT work?

Fashion Friday: Devilishly Good!

Daisy MADE me wear this DEVIL HOOD! Because she said I am always being BAD and CHASING her all around. I'm just trying to have a GOOD TIME!

Actually, I kind of like being a devil!

(this picture enlarges real BIG if you click on it!)

Fashion Friday: Devilishly Good!

How Does THAT Work?

Many days, I sit and THINK hard about how stuff works. So I have decided to make a NEW feature! I am going to use my SKILLS as a SPYCAT to figure out how stuff WORKS. I hope you will LEARN lots of IMPORTANT things.

One of the biggest MYSTERIES in life is where BABIES come from. I have been STUDYING the WOOD STORKS in my yard and thinking HARD. I figured out that WOOD STORKS deliver BABIES. That is why storks are BIG and babies are SMALL.

Since WOOD storks have to do with WOODS, that must be where babies COME FROM! And GNOMES live in the WOODS. So, I have deduced that GNOMES make the babies and give them to the DOCTOR. They use some sort of MAGIC to make the babies.

The DOCTOR checks the baby to make sure it is OKAY. Then he GIVES the baby to the WOOD STORK for delivery.

Then the stork FLIES through the air to BRING the baby to the CORRECT house. Babies CRY many times because they are SCAIRTED of being so HIGH in the air. And also MAYBE because they get POKED by the stork's big BEAK.

It all makes SENSE now, right? I hope this explains EVERYTHING you needed to know about how babies are BORNED and get to their HOMES.

How Does THAT Work?

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

Harley actually is a finalist in the Catster's World's Coolest Cat competition in two categories! Click HERE to see all the finalists and vote for your favorite.

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

Capsized!

Last week I showed you some of my NAUTICAL adventures. Well, today I would like to WARN YOU that if you play too ROUGH in your dinghy you might CAPSIZE!

If you can't see the animated gif image, you can click HERE to see it even BIGGER!

Capsized!

Ship-Wrecked

AHOY, MATEYS! It's me again. Harley! Daisy let me borrow her SAILOR cap because I am having a NAUTICAL adventure. Is that the same thing as NAUGHTY? I am not sure.

This cap is a little TOO SMALL for my MANLY head. But I can still wear it at this RAKISH angle.

WHOA NELLY! The seas are getting ROUGH! Hang on TIGHT!

I am going to DROP ANCHOR. I accidentally chewed the anchor off my boat, so this is a SUBSTITUTE anchor that got tied onto the MAST. I am not sure the anchor will REACH the bottom of the SEA.

I am feeling SEASICK now. Good bye.

Ship-Wrecked

Gone Fishing!

You are not going to BELIEVE this, but I found a toy that is BETTER than the Cat Dancer. It is this FISHING POLE toy that my Mommeh got from the cat show a few weeks ago. And fishing is very MANLY!

I am NOT ALLOWED to play with this toy by MYSELF, because I get too WILD with it. Here is where I first CAPTURED the bait.

I will NEVER let go, not matter WHAT happens!

Sometimes I try to PULL the fishing pole right OUT of my Mommeh's HAND! I am very STRONG you know. See how I BENT the pole?

TWISTING all around like a SWORDFISH is a good tactic to get the bait FREE!

NOTHING can make me RELEASE the bait. Maybe that is why I am NOT ALLOWED to play with the fishing pole by MYSELF!

Wait a minute... am I the FISHERMAN or the FISH?

Gone Fishing!

Let's Go Camping!

Look at the MANLY tent I just got! It is made of CAMOUFLAGE material. If you cannot SEE me, that is why.

And the BEST accessory for my CAMOUFLAGE tent is a CAMOUFLAGE HAT! I look like a REAL hunter and camper.

And to show how COOL I am, I will wear my hat SIDEWAYS.
Hey, BEBBEH! Does ANYBUDDY want to go CAMPING with me?
Okay, now I am feeling SHY.

ps: Here is a new merchandise I got to add to Daisy's store. It is a pet bowl featuring ME! I am wearing a CHEF'S cap. I am a good SPOKESCAT for dinnertime.

Let's Go Camping!