Secret Agent 007.5, reporting for duty! I received an important assignment from Q. Here is what he said:
It appears that Daisy speaks Russian. Therefore, we would like you to carry out surveillance on her as your next task - to make sure she is not liaising with undercover spies. Take your time over this - it might take a week or two to gather evidence of her activities. Tell no one.
Well, I would like to report that I have spent countless minutes watching Aisy-Day's activities. (Aisy-Day is secret spy speak for Daisy. This language is called Pig Latin). Here I am, On the Job.Here is Aisy-Day answering the phone. This seems a little bit suspicious!
Oh, I see it was just a mistake. Nothing to worry about here.
Because I am keeping the world SAFE!