Spying on Aisy-Day
Secret Agent 007.5, reporting for duty! I received an important assignment from Q. Here is what he said:It appears that Daisy speaks Russian. Therefore, we would like you to carry out surveillance on her as your next task - to make sure she is not liaising with undercover spies. Take your time over this - it might take a week or two to gather evidence of her activities. Tell no one.
Well, I would like to report that I have spent countless minutes watching Aisy-Day's activities. (Aisy-Day is secret spy speak for Daisy. This language is called Pig Latin). Here I am, On the Job.
I did not discover any suspicious behavior. Except, the subject did have a shoe phone...
Here is Aisy-Day answering the phone. This seems a little bit suspicious!
Oh, I see it was just a mistake. Nothing to worry about here.
But just in case, I am keeping my detective cap on and my eyeballs peeled.
Because I am keeping the world SAFE!
95 Notes for Daisy:
You can never be too careful Harley. I did not know that Daisy could speak Russian!
Huffle Mawson
Hi Harley - or should I say Sherlock? I'm glad you're keeping the world safe!
purrs,
Sammy :)
UH OH. My FL speeks Russhin. Do yoo think she's a spy? Maybe yoo cood come to my house and do sum spying for me!
We feel safe with you on the job Harley. But we sold cat toys to a lady in Russia...does that make us spies? I don't wanna be no spy.
jane
PS LOVE the hat! You look so suave and just a little dangerous.
We will sleep safer tonight Harley.
Smooches
Harley, if Aisy-Day has a shoe phone, chances are she also has a cone of silence. If you see her using one, make sure you grab your special sound-amplifying device to see if you can listen in on her conversations. You do have a sound-amplifier in your tool belt, right? Oh, and you probably need a Russian-to-Feline translation book. Unless you know Russian already.
Daisy looks so sweet and innocent, we are sure she isn't a spy. ~S,S,C & F
Wow - I wonder what Daisy is up to???
WOW we didn't know that Daisy speaks Russian ^_^ how many languages can she speaks? cool
Maltese paws
I speak Cat Latin.... Wish I had a shoe phone...
Keep us safe, Harley!
With you on the case, Harley, we know the world will be safe!!
Harley, we LUFF your hat!
Hmmmm.... aisy-day has a shoe phone? that's very very suspicious....
if my brother is a Russian Blue, I bet I have to worry about him being a spy right?
~Luxor
007.5, we think you might have to take your spy cap in for a tune up. Are you sure it was a wrong number?
I feel better knowing you are on the job in your Sherlock Holmes Hat !!!good work sandy , Princeman, Evie, Pinky, Angel Baby , and Kissipurr
Harley you did a good job, may be you have to learn Russian?
I can help you in Cinese, I'm a Chinese Shar-Pei....
ViVi & AB
Hmm, speaking into a shoe phone sounds a little bit suspicious to us. Speaking in Russian into a shoe phone sounds VERY suspicious.
We feel so much better knowing you are on the job protecting us!
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
Harley, you are so brave and so smart! I'm sure your detective cap will help you solve this case.
Aisy-Day did seem to be fluent in Russian, though -- and I don't think that was a wrong number. Who calls a wrong number on a shoe phone???
Something's rotten in the State of Denmark ...
Harley, I'm pretty sure Aisy-Day just told you that was a wrong number...can you paw-tap that phone and listen in next time?
I speak fluent meow.
Wow! Those are the peelingest eyes I've ever seen!
Maybe she is a... double agent?! Maybe... bofe of u are?!?
:)
The world thanks you agent Harley for keeping us safe! Maybe Daisy was just calling in a pizza order...I don't think she's a spy.
Daisy looks so funny peering in the shoe.
Harley we is safe knowin dat yoo is on da job! Good luck!!!
very cute cats...wish i could have one of them
What a relief to know you're on the job, Harley. There is obviously something going on there....
Arley-hay, we know you're the cat for the job. But is Daisy being targeted unfairly because she knows the Russian language? What's the harm in that?
Now, I'd be worried if she knew Klingon...
oodgay objay arelyhay.
Way to go, Harley!
arley-hay, ebay airful-cay!
smiles,
auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
HAHAHA this is good and I want to thank Harley and daisy for keeping us safe. Thinking by to the other 007, the ladies always had a slinkey dress, maybe that is what daisy will have to do.
yay! the world is safer with agent harley on the job! your peeled eyes are kind of freaky, don't they get dried out?
hugs,
puglette
;o)
We are so confident in you, Harley! Thank you for keeping this world safe for us!!
Atta boy, Harley! No more of this speaking Russian in shoes! WE are AMERICA!
P.S. You look very fashionable in your cap. All you need is a pipe.
hello harley its dennis the vizsla dog hay i wil bet that wuz a telemarketer trying to sel rushin timeshares or sumthing ha ha wot wil those rushins think up nekst??? ok bye
Wow Harley, I mean 007.5, I feel so much safer knowing you are on the job!
I will sleep better tonight, Harley, knowing your eyeballs are peeled for any wrongdoing. I agree: that shoe phone is very suspicious.
To Daisy's Mom: That was down right hilarious. You are really good...and the kitties are obviously extraordinary....
So Maxwell Smart is alive and ... cancel that. He died. But his shoe phone lives on! Good detective work, Harley. Watch Daisy very carefully.
WE don't think Daisy is a spy. We think she is just very smart!
Harley, you are a great secret agent spy but be careful you silly facial expressions (not to mention that hat) might give you away...hehehehehe!
Ooops...I meant your silly expressions not "you"...my paws got mixed up.
Harley yoo are the bestest spy in the whole World ~ we sleep more soundly in our beds at night, fanks to yoo.
007.5
You carried out your task well. You are an excellent spy.
Over and out.
Q
I'm not convinced about the 'wrong number', specially cos Daisy spoke in Russian. I think you need to step up your surveillance Harley.
We're so glad to have you on the job, 007.5! We feel much safer. Keep up the good work!
Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew
Catzowey - youza fantasticat Spycat.
We think she needs to speak Russian to talk to all her Russian Blue boyfriends! She might get mad if you spied on those particular conversations. We're not sure why she needs a shoe phone, though!
Regardless, you look VERY cute in that hat!
Oly-Hay ats-Cay! That is such a wonderful disguise. I harley recognized you. You look exactly like Elmer Fudd.
Love that Harley's eyes!! That cracks me up.
Harley, you look adorable in that hat! I like to think kitties and woofies understand all human languages. They just choose to ignore most of what we say unless it involves nom noms. :)
Thank you for the smiles again!
Hugs and purrs,
Lorianna
Indeed you are. However, I know that Daisy is a very tough nut. When she was kidnapped and tortured when they wanted to know whether I was involved in the whapping of that reporter, she held firm even though they made her wear SHOES!
007.5....oodgay objay atchingway aisyDay!
eBay arefulcay!
ovelay uSSSSSay
That Daisy! You better keep your distance Harley, she might make you eat borst
Arley-Hay, you are Unny-Fay!
harharhar! did made me laff an laff!
i espeshullee like da shoe-fone!
luv--jh
Lovely hat Harley ^___^
Nobody peels their eyeballs quite like you, Harley!
Keep up the good work. You are cute in your spy hat!
::looks left then right:: Harley, Sadie has been talking on da fone a lot lately. It's not a shoe fone and she is speaking meow, but still, do yoo think maybe she is a spy? She claims she's just saying 'hi' to da SiL!
Daisy's a russian spy? OH MY BAST!!!!
Agent 007.5, you are doing a great job spying on Daisy, however, we don't think you have anything to worry about. We think it is just Daisy being Daisy - friendly to everycat and dog and smart too).
Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie
Have you written a screen play yet? Or do you plan to take your story to the networks?
You go 007.5!!!! Keep us safe!!!
007.5 - you are indeed doing a great job with the surveillance. It's always the ones who seem most innocent, right? However, I think that you should also be watching out for Mr. Shrill. There's something Not Quite Right about him. I hope he and Daisy are not in cahoots.
Boy khats are weird!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: I speak Siberian
Oh, noes, Daisy! Harley is onto us.
Let's rendezvous at the Safe House at 09.21 and formulate Plan B.
Harley thanks for keeping the world safe for us! I hope Aisy-Day is not a bad guy (ok, bad girl). I had no idea she knew Russian. Although that doesn't mean she is a spy - I know a couple people who speak it and they aren't spies (at least I don't think so).
Something seems suspicious, Harley. Good thing you are keeping an eye on her!
~ Anna Sue
Dear Harley,
You remind me of Maxwell Smart. Your cap is pretty cool as well as your magnifying glass. Keep your sista under a watchful gaze.
U.N.C.L.E. Bobby
Gee Agent 007.5! It's a good thing you have your eyes wide open!
Things look kinda suspicious ;)
Daisy spending her allowance on a shoe phone???? Speaking Russian???? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Purrs Mickey, Georgia & Tillie
Hi,Harley, we speak Russian,too. In fact, we are Russian! The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming!
Alexi and the Russians (Ruskies to you!)
007.5, we finks Daisy am innosent and dat da fone jest fell orf da tabul into da shu. We doan't kno wy she spoak to it in Rushin tho. Dat am a littul bitty bit suspishus, we has to admitt. But we still finks she am innosent.
We lyks yer hat and we has to say we feels saefur knoing yer luking owt fur us orl! We has bin spazzing rownd da hows but now we is snoozing peesefully on da sofah and da armchare. Fanks Ajunt 007.5!
Luffs from Simba and Alfie :) xxx
A shoe phone! Hmmm.... does Daisy know Maxwell Smart?
Hello Cat? What did you smell inside the shoe?
We feel very safe with you on the job, Harley. 007's car has lots of fancy spy gadgets. Does your stroller have any?
Harley, this is your bestest post ever! My mommie laffed and laffed when she saw the shoe phone.
We are sure glad you are on the case and making sure that Aisy-Day isn't a Russian spy! We can't talk on the phone so we want to know how Aisy-Day got a shoe phone.
Hi, Harley!
I am starting to worry! Daisy Aisy-Day a spy?? With a shoe phone?? Oh-oh!
Keep an eye on her!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Oh my goodness, how entertaining you both are! I laughed so hard! :D
And Daisy speaks Russian??? OMG!!!
Will wonders never cease!
You are the bestest cat spy ever, Harley! Keep up the good work, and watch that crazy Daisy! Watch her carefully..... ;)
I think that Russian calling is kind of wierd, too!
Might be also detect phone call, glad your sister off the line!
Daisy you are amazing, Harley keep your eyes on her.
You is a pawtific detective Harley! So does Daisy really speaks Russian?
Purrrrrrrrrs
Youre rite Harley that wuz not suspishuss at all. I git Rushen wrong numbers on my shoo phone all the times.
Yer pal Dozer
Can you speak French in Russian?
You need to keep your eye on Daisy, Harley. Speaking Russian into a shoe phone looks awfully suspicious to me.
You are so funny, Harley! So what if Daisy IS a spy??
Hmmm...this is suspicious, Harley. Are you SURE that was a wrong number? I mean, how many people know Daisy even has a shoe phone?
George
Good job harley! you are too cute in your little spy cap! LOL! We cant believe Daisy speaks Russian! Wow!
Purrs,
Theodore and sasha
Love that shoe phone!
Harley, you'll never know how safe we feel with you being Agent 007.5!
Our Mom and Dad got a good laugh out of this one, Harley! You should continue watching Daisy. We're not convinced that she's not a spy.
yes!! me think harley for president!!! USA USA!
Harley
Thank dog you'we so vewy caweful..I feel safew aweady
smoochie kisses
ASTA
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