Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Spying on Aisy-Day

Secret Agent 007.5, reporting for duty! I received an important assignment from Q. Here is what he said:

It appears that Daisy speaks Russian. Therefore, we would like you to carry out surveillance on her as your next task - to make sure she is not liaising with undercover spies. Take your time over this - it might take a week or two to gather evidence of her activities. Tell no one.


Well, I would like to report that I have spent countless minutes watching Aisy-Day's activities. (Aisy-Day is secret spy speak for Daisy. This language is called Pig Latin). Here I am, On the Job.
I did not discover any suspicious behavior. Except, the subject did have a shoe phone...
Here is Aisy-Day answering the phone. This seems a little bit suspicious!
Oh, I see it was just a mistake. Nothing to worry about here.
But just in case, I am keeping my detective cap on and my eyeballs peeled.
Because I am keeping the world SAFE!
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95 Notes for Daisy:

Tracey and Huffle said...

You can never be too careful Harley. I did not know that Daisy could speak Russian!

Huffle Mawson

Duni said...

Hi Harley - or should I say Sherlock? I'm glad you're keeping the world safe!

purrs,
Sammy :)

Skeezix the Cat said...

UH OH. My FL speeks Russhin. Do yoo think she's a spy? Maybe yoo cood come to my house and do sum spying for me!

the casbah kitten said...

We feel safe with you on the job Harley. But we sold cat toys to a lady in Russia...does that make us spies? I don't wanna be no spy.

jane

PS LOVE the hat! You look so suave and just a little dangerous.

Poppy Q said...

We will sleep safer tonight Harley.

Smooches

Junk Drawer Kathy said...

Harley, if Aisy-Day has a shoe phone, chances are she also has a cone of silence. If you see her using one, make sure you grab your special sound-amplifying device to see if you can listen in on her conversations. You do have a sound-amplifier in your tool belt, right? Oh, and you probably need a Russian-to-Feline translation book. Unless you know Russian already.

Alasandra said...

Daisy looks so sweet and innocent, we are sure she isn't a spy. ~S,S,C & F

Parker said...

Wow - I wonder what Daisy is up to???

Snowy and Crystal said...

WOW we didn't know that Daisy speaks Russian ^_^ how many languages can she speaks? cool

Maltese paws

Lois Grebowski said...

I speak Cat Latin.... Wish I had a shoe phone...

Keep us safe, Harley!

The Island Cats said...

With you on the case, Harley, we know the world will be safe!!

The Whiskeratti said...

Harley, we LUFF your hat!

Hansel said...

Hmmmm.... aisy-day has a shoe phone? that's very very suspicious....

renovia said...

if my brother is a Russian Blue, I bet I have to worry about him being a spy right?


~Luxor

Forever Foster said...

007.5, we think you might have to take your spy cap in for a tune up. Are you sure it was a wrong number?

i beati said...

I feel better knowing you are on the job in your Sherlock Holmes Hat !!!good work sandy , Princeman, Evie, Pinky, Angel Baby , and Kissipurr

AB clan said...

Harley you did a good job, may be you have to learn Russian?
I can help you in Cinese, I'm a Chinese Shar-Pei....

ViVi & AB

Eric and Flynn said...

Hmm, speaking into a shoe phone sounds a little bit suspicious to us. Speaking in Russian into a shoe phone sounds VERY suspicious.

Furkidsmom said...

We feel so much better knowing you are on the job protecting us!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

CCL Wendy said...

Harley, you are so brave and so smart! I'm sure your detective cap will help you solve this case.
Aisy-Day did seem to be fluent in Russian, though -- and I don't think that was a wrong number. Who calls a wrong number on a shoe phone???
Something's rotten in the State of Denmark ...

Cory said...

Harley, I'm pretty sure Aisy-Day just told you that was a wrong number...can you paw-tap that phone and listen in next time?

I speak fluent meow.

Pablo said...

Wow! Those are the peelingest eyes I've ever seen!

Keisha said...

Maybe she is a... double agent?! Maybe... bofe of u are?!?


:)

Noll's Nip said...

The world thanks you agent Harley for keeping us safe! Maybe Daisy was just calling in a pizza order...I don't think she's a spy.

Diamond said...

Daisy looks so funny peering in the shoe.

Shadow / Molly said...

Harley we is safe knowin dat yoo is on da job! Good luck!!!

charlita said...

very cute cats...wish i could have one of them

Tom, Tama-Chan and Sei-Chan said...

What a relief to know you're on the job, Harley. There is obviously something going on there....

A Few Good Cats said...

Arley-hay, we know you're the cat for the job. But is Daisy being targeted unfairly because she knows the Russian language? What's the harm in that?

Now, I'd be worried if she knew Klingon...

-d ma said...

oodgay objay arelyhay.

Tybalt said...

Way to go, Harley!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

arley-hay, ebay airful-cay!

smiles,
auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Sarge Charlie said...

HAHAHA this is good and I want to thank Harley and daisy for keeping us safe. Thinking by to the other 007, the ladies always had a slinkey dress, maybe that is what daisy will have to do.

Puglette said...

yay! the world is safer with agent harley on the job! your peeled eyes are kind of freaky, don't they get dried out?
hugs,
puglette
;o)

The Creek Cats said...

We are so confident in you, Harley! Thank you for keeping this world safe for us!!

Mrs Mecomber said...

Atta boy, Harley! No more of this speaking Russian in shoes! WE are AMERICA!

P.S. You look very fashionable in your cap. All you need is a pipe.

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello harley its dennis the vizsla dog hay i wil bet that wuz a telemarketer trying to sel rushin timeshares or sumthing ha ha wot wil those rushins think up nekst??? ok bye

Split Rock Ranch said...

Wow Harley, I mean 007.5, I feel so much safer knowing you are on the job!

JD at I Do Things said...

I will sleep better tonight, Harley, knowing your eyeballs are peeled for any wrongdoing. I agree: that shoe phone is very suspicious.

Grace said...

To Daisy's Mom: That was down right hilarious. You are really good...and the kitties are obviously extraordinary....

Jan's Funny Farm said...

So Maxwell Smart is alive and ... cancel that. He died. But his shoe phone lives on! Good detective work, Harley. Watch Daisy very carefully.

Angel and Kirby said...

WE don't think Daisy is a spy. We think she is just very smart!

Shilgiah the Cat said...

Harley, you are a great secret agent spy but be careful you silly facial expressions (not to mention that hat) might give you away...hehehehehe!

Shilgiah the Cat said...

Ooops...I meant your silly expressions not "you"...my paws got mixed up.

Milo and Alfie said...

Harley yoo are the bestest spy in the whole World ~ we sleep more soundly in our beds at night, fanks to yoo.

Anonymous said...

007.5

You carried out your task well. You are an excellent spy.
Over and out.

Q

Aoise said...

I'm not convinced about the 'wrong number', specially cos Daisy spoke in Russian. I think you need to step up your surveillance Harley.

The Kitty Krew said...

We're so glad to have you on the job, 007.5! We feel much safer. Keep up the good work!

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

Guido the Italian Kitty said...

Catzowey - youza fantasticat Spycat.

Mishkat said...

We think she needs to speak Russian to talk to all her Russian Blue boyfriends! She might get mad if you spied on those particular conversations. We're not sure why she needs a shoe phone, though!

Regardless, you look VERY cute in that hat!

Reese =^..^= said...

Oly-Hay ats-Cay! That is such a wonderful disguise. I harley recognized you. You look exactly like Elmer Fudd.

Lin said...

Love that Harley's eyes!! That cracks me up.

Lorianna said...

Harley, you look adorable in that hat! I like to think kitties and woofies understand all human languages. They just choose to ignore most of what we say unless it involves nom noms. :)
Thank you for the smiles again!
Hugs and purrs,
Lorianna

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Indeed you are. However, I know that Daisy is a very tough nut. When she was kidnapped and tortured when they wanted to know whether I was involved in the whapping of that reporter, she held firm even though they made her wear SHOES!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

007.5....oodgay objay atchingway aisyDay!

eBay arefulcay!


ovelay uSSSSSay

Pricilla said...

That Daisy! You better keep your distance Harley, she might make you eat borst

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Arley-Hay, you are Unny-Fay!

mister jeter harris, hizself said...

harharhar! did made me laff an laff!
i espeshullee like da shoe-fone!
luv--jh

Anya said...

Lovely hat Harley ^___^

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Nobody peels their eyeballs quite like you, Harley!
Keep up the good work. You are cute in your spy hat!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

::looks left then right:: Harley, Sadie has been talking on da fone a lot lately. It's not a shoe fone and she is speaking meow, but still, do yoo think maybe she is a spy? She claims she's just saying 'hi' to da SiL!

The Meezers said...

Daisy's a russian spy? OH MY BAST!!!!

Camie's Kitties said...

Agent 007.5, you are doing a great job spying on Daisy, however, we don't think you have anything to worry about. We think it is just Daisy being Daisy - friendly to everycat and dog and smart too).

Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie

Kari said...

Have you written a screen play yet? Or do you plan to take your story to the networks?

Junior and Orion said...

You go 007.5!!!! Keep us safe!!!

arbed and edgar said...

007.5 - you are indeed doing a great job with the surveillance. It's always the ones who seem most innocent, right? However, I think that you should also be watching out for Mr. Shrill. There's something Not Quite Right about him. I hope he and Daisy are not in cahoots.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Boy khats are weird!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: I speak Siberian

Misha said...

Oh, noes, Daisy! Harley is onto us.

Let's rendezvous at the Safe House at 09.21 and formulate Plan B.

Amy said...

Harley thanks for keeping the world safe for us! I hope Aisy-Day is not a bad guy (ok, bad girl). I had no idea she knew Russian. Although that doesn't mean she is a spy - I know a couple people who speak it and they aren't spies (at least I don't think so).

Cats~Goats~Quotes said...

Something seems suspicious, Harley. Good thing you are keeping an eye on her!
~ Anna Sue

Uncle Bobby said...

Dear Harley,

You remind me of Maxwell Smart. Your cap is pretty cool as well as your magnifying glass. Keep your sista under a watchful gaze.

U.N.C.L.E. Bobby

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Gee Agent 007.5! It's a good thing you have your eyes wide open!
Things look kinda suspicious ;)
Daisy spending her allowance on a shoe phone???? Speaking Russian???? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Purrs Mickey, Georgia & Tillie

Alexi said...

Hi,Harley, we speak Russian,too. In fact, we are Russian! The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming!

Alexi and the Russians (Ruskies to you!)

Black Cat said...

007.5, we finks Daisy am innosent and dat da fone jest fell orf da tabul into da shu. We doan't kno wy she spoak to it in Rushin tho. Dat am a littul bitty bit suspishus, we has to admitt. But we still finks she am innosent.

We lyks yer hat and we has to say we feels saefur knoing yer luking owt fur us orl! We has bin spazzing rownd da hows but now we is snoozing peesefully on da sofah and da armchare. Fanks Ajunt 007.5!

Luffs from Simba and Alfie :) xxx

Cheyenne -Millie said...

A shoe phone! Hmmm.... does Daisy know Maxwell Smart?

walkw/me said...

Hello Cat? What did you smell inside the shoe?

Grrreta said...

We feel very safe with you on the job, Harley. 007's car has lots of fancy spy gadgets. Does your stroller have any?

SophieKitty said...

Harley, this is your bestest post ever! My mommie laffed and laffed when she saw the shoe phone.

BeadedTail said...

We are sure glad you are on the case and making sure that Aisy-Day isn't a Russian spy! We can't talk on the phone so we want to know how Aisy-Day got a shoe phone.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Harley!
I am starting to worry! Daisy Aisy-Day a spy?? With a shoe phone?? Oh-oh!
Keep an eye on her!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

The Fitness Diva said...

Oh my goodness, how entertaining you both are! I laughed so hard! :D

And Daisy speaks Russian??? OMG!!!
Will wonders never cease!

You are the bestest cat spy ever, Harley! Keep up the good work, and watch that crazy Daisy! Watch her carefully..... ;)

michico*Adan said...

I think that Russian calling is kind of wierd, too!
Might be also detect phone call, glad your sister off the line!

Fin said...

Daisy you are amazing, Harley keep your eyes on her.

Baby Patches said...

You is a pawtific detective Harley! So does Daisy really speaks Russian?

Purrrrrrrrrs

dozersblog said...

Youre rite Harley that wuz not suspishuss at all. I git Rushen wrong numbers on my shoo phone all the times.

Yer pal Dozer

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Can you speak French in Russian?

Karen Jo said...

You need to keep your eye on Daisy, Harley. Speaking Russian into a shoe phone looks awfully suspicious to me.

MoMo said...

You are so funny, Harley! So what if Daisy IS a spy??

The Crew said...

Hmmm...this is suspicious, Harley. Are you SURE that was a wrong number? I mean, how many people know Daisy even has a shoe phone?


George

Thoughts said...

Good job harley! you are too cute in your little spy cap! LOL! We cant believe Daisy speaks Russian! Wow!

Purrs,
Theodore and sasha

CatLadyDiary.com said...

Love that shoe phone!

Laila and Minchie said...

Harley, you'll never know how safe we feel with you being Agent 007.5!

Tristan and Crikey said...

Our Mom and Dad got a good laugh out of this one, Harley! You should continue watching Daisy. We're not convinced that she's not a spy.

GOMA+SACHIE said...

yes!! me think harley for president!!! USA USA!

Asta said...

Harley
Thank dog you'we so vewy caweful..I feel safew aweady
smoochie kisses
ASTA

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