Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Mancat in a Tuxedo

It is almost Valentines Day and I REALIZED that I do NOT have a Valentine.  Daisy told me it is too LATE to get one now because it is the LAST minute.  This means I will NOT get any candy, flowers or toys. I am SAD because I even got this TUXEDO to impress a GIRL.  How do I LOOK?

 
I can even look ROMANTIC.  See? 

LADIES, look what you are MISSING! I have MASSIVE muscles!

Um, Daisy told me it is WRONG to lie.  So here is a picture of my REAL muscles.  But I am WORKING out so they could SOON be as BIG as the other picture. 


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42 Notes for Daisy:

Barb said...

Harley honey, won't you please be my special Valentine?

I don't think the G's will mind. As long as they all still get treaties and scritchies. :)

xoxo

Poppy Q said...

Hubba hubba. We love your muscles.

Julie and Poppy Q
xxx

Sparkle said...

Harley, if you keep working out, maybe you will have a Valentine next year! Although I bet before the day is over, you will have lots of offers for this one.

Mickey's Musings said...

Harley, you look so handsome we are sure you will get lots of offers ;)
You will most likely get goodies too !
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Treasure,Tiger,JJ and Julie

MyCatsRule said...

You are so handsome! The girlcats don't know what they're missing!

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

Harley, you are a most delightful and handsome mancat and any girl would be proud to be your Valentine!

Purrs,
The Chan Girls

Donna said...

I will be ur Valimtime! :)

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

We are sure you will get lots of offers Harley, once the girl cats know you are unattached.

Karen, Gerard, Spunky, Manny said...

You are handsome even without that silly tux! We love you just the way you are, Harley!

Dom De Bellis said...

My dear Harley, you are such a good-looking boy-cat. If Daisy or the other girl-cats can't appreciate you, then they are missing out. The tuxedo is a nice touch, by the way!

Lin said...

WOW! What BIG muscles you have there, Harley!! :O

I'm sure the girls are lining up to be your Valentine.

Hannah and Lucy said...

Harley we would love you to be our valentine.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Selina said...

As my MomKatt would say, Harley, I would date you in a hot minute! Especially in that tux! Besides, I think our purr-sonalities might just be pretty compatible! *wink*

Always up for trouble,
Selina

Marg said...

Oh Harley, all the ladies around here would love to go with you to the dance, especially Two Two and the two of you would make such a good couple. We just need to find a dress for Two Two. Take care.

Katie Isabella said...

Harley, there can't be a single Ladycat who would not be your Valentine, including ME! XXOO (Love your muscles!)

ooonaughtykitty said...

Oh my gosh, So Funny!! :D
Harley you're the best!

Jacqueline said...

There are 3 girls in our house impressed by you and your awesome tux, handsome Harley...Halle might be taken, but Calle and Sukki will both be your Valentine,sweetie=we bet you have lots of girls interested in you, adorable boy!...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

brokenteepee said...

Oh Harley! If you don't mind an older ladycat Stinky would be more than happy to be your Valentine.

She has no teeth and she drools but she is still cute.....

BumbleVee said...

Who wants a muscle bound man..cat...... I love long lean and lithe....... just like you!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

I can't believe the young girl cats are not flocking to you Harley.

GLOGIRLY said...

Oh Harley, muscles are overrated. I'd stick with the romantic thing. Girls go wild for that stuff.
: ) Katie

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Aw, I think you're a very handsome, strong, mancat! Any girlcat would be happy to be your valentine, late or not!

Marilia said...

Harley, you´re the best cat!!!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

care full dood...we haz ree maned bacherlorz all R lives for sum good reezons

like one; once ya get married then ya hafta SHARE: litter boxes, beds, toys and treetz...

yea, ewe hurd uz rite....litter boxes, beds, toys and treetz and we got one two manee things heer for an

oh my....

Unknown said...

Harley, you look stunning and every one of us (except Mauricio) would be delighted to be your Valentine. Purrs and hugs, the kitties at www.thecatonmyhead.com, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette.

Dma said...

i'm shocked the ladies are not knocking down your door...

Photo Cache said...

Harley you look more handsome and charming than Tom Cruise, George Clooney and Brad Pitt combined. Emma would love to take you out for a little niptini anytime.

Emma and Buster

Kal said...

If Harley HAD to get a job I am glad he is waiting in one of those classier restraunts.

Two French Bulldogs said...

You look so handsome!
Snorts,
Benny & Lily

Clarissa said...

Hi Harley - all the girls at our house will be your Valentine. You don't even have to have big muscles. We like you just the way you are!

Just the girl,
Clarissa, Serendipity, Jazzpurr, Fiona, Daisy, Panda, Ginger, and Lily Rose

Unknown said...

Harley, I don't know how you do it. You are probably the only mancat that can find a tuxedo that shows off your muscles.

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

It may be late, Harley, but do not give up. You are a very handsome mancat!

meowmeowmans said...

Nice tux, dude! Harley, we bet there are plenty of ladycats who would love to be your Valentine!

Cherry City Kitties said...

Looking goooooood! I'm sure there's a ladycat out there that won't be able to resist!
Harry, Dexter and Tipp

catsynth said...

Harley looks very handsome in that tuxedo!

(A tuxedo kittie and a tuxedo. Fun)

Terrie D. (StarSpry) said...

You look so handsome in your tuxedo, Harley! I'll be your Valentine :)

The Island Cats said...

Harley, you are very handsome in your tuxedo. We think you'll get LOTS of Valentines.

Unknown said...

Harley,
My hairy slobbery sister Cinnamon thinks yous would be the purrfect Valentine!!! oes yous like to wrestle?
Kisses
Nellie

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

We think you are quite hansome, Harley!

Clooney said...

Dude, you are giving me a bit of competition there with theese biceps of yours...lookin' good! We like your tuxedo, we thinks it will get you lots of Ladycats!

A Tonl said...

Harley DOOD. Have you been *looks around, whispers* taking STeROIDS? (MOL!)

TRIPPER said...

HARLEY, DAISY LIED IT'S OK TO TELL A LIE IF IT DUZN'T HERT ANYBUDDY THAT IS CALLED A WITE LIE AND YOU CAN TELL AS MANY OF THOZE AS YOU WUNT. SRSLY.

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