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Thursday, March 22, 2007

Thursday Thirteen, Edition #13











Here are 13 things I wish I could invent:

  1. A magic love potion that would work on Skeezix.
  2. Tuna-flavored ice cream
  3. A cure for cardiomyopathy
  4. A lizard trap
  5. Colored contact lenses for cats. I would like to try blue and green eyes.
  6. A tunnel box for Skeezix that would never get broken
  7. A stroller that could fly so I could visit all my friends
  8. A place for all homeless cats to live so they would be happy
  9. A comic book just for cats. The superhero would have curly furs.
  10. A pill so you could lose weight without diet or exercise (for my Mommie)
  11. Free Tem-tay-shuns for every cat, all the time
  12. Fake teeths for cats. I hate real teeths. They cause problems. Even though my teeths are fine. For now.
  13. A catnip Chia pet. It would be shaped like Pixie's head, and the catnip would grow out the top like a big green hair-do. And Pixie's head would sing, like this "Ch-ch-ch-Chia!"

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