Thursday Thirteen, Edition #18
Here are my thirteen favorite all-purpose excuses. You can use them when you get into trouble for doing something bad. Like breaking something.
- Pixie did it!
- You never told me I shouldn't do it.
- It was all broken up like that before I started to play with it.
- It was part of a scientific experiment. Now I understand gravity.
- Some Other Cat Did It (the SOCDI defense).
- Two wrongs don't make a right. Does one wrong make a right?
- I just wanted to see what would happen.
- Oops.
- It was a mistake. I am allowed to make a mistake, aren't I?
- Did I really do that? I thought I was having a dream.
- I just did it to test your love for me. You still love me, right?
- I had too much catnip and blacked out.
- If none of those work, try this one: "Sorry Mommie, I love you!"
