Thursday, April 26, 2007

Thursday Thirteen, Edition #18


Here are my thirteen favorite all-purpose excuses. You can use them when you get into trouble for doing something bad. Like breaking something.
  1. Pixie did it!
  2. You never told me I shouldn't do it.
  3. It was all broken up like that before I started to play with it.
  4. It was part of a scientific experiment. Now I understand gravity.
  5. Some Other Cat Did It (the SOCDI defense).
  6. Two wrongs don't make a right. Does one wrong make a right?
  7. I just wanted to see what would happen.
  8. Oops.
  9. It was a mistake. I am allowed to make a mistake, aren't I?
  10. Did I really do that? I thought I was having a dream.
  11. I just did it to test your love for me. You still love me, right?
  12. I had too much catnip and blacked out.
  13. If none of those work, try this one: "Sorry Mommie, I love you!"


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43 Notes for Daisy:

jeter harris said...

deer daisy,
yer jus full uv ekscyoosez aren't u!
i'm laffin an laffin!
i rote a poem!
luv--yer frend an poet--jh

Parker said...

I use number one all the time and I can pick from 4 names, so it works a lot!

Naeva - Mom of 2 said...

Oh yeah...Pixie did it...

Millie said...

Daisy, thank you so much! I am going to remember these for the times I get in trouble.

Kim and Oscar the Puppy Cat said...

Daisy, these are really going to come in handy. I think my favorite is #6. My 5 year old kidbean would use this one, it sounds just like him! I also like #2.

Gattina said...

He, he could fit on some little boys and girls too !

The Meezer Gang said...

We have definately used many of those excuses! Very good list Daisy!

Finnegan & Buddy said...

Oh, those are grate, Miss Daisy!! Thank you for sharing them, we're going to print owt the list and save it.

Buddy

Caesar and Princess said...

There are excellent excuses, and all really quite plausible and reasonable..

WE find that meowing pitifully and looking sweet if very effective here. After 16 years, it is our #1 method of innocence

Have a fabbie day Daisy and Pixie

=^..^= said...

Hahaha! All wonderful 'scuses! Bangles, are you taking notes? Let's use 'scuse #9 tomorrow, ok?

~Bombay

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Great! I was running out of cute looks so I will certainly make good use of these!

Kaze

Icon Baxter Bentley said...

Very good! Thanks so much, Daisy. I better write them down somewhere....
I wonder if my mammacat will believe me when I say "Pixie did it!!"

purrs,
Icon

Artsy Catsy said...

Great excuses, Daisy! I've memorized them all. Usually what works for me is a gentle headbutt and a big-eyed, soulful expression.

Rocky

Tara said...

These are great, up posting them above my litter box so I can pick one when I need it. Although I use #13 a lot!
Tara

Forty Paws said...

It's very easy around here to use the SOCDI defense. You're very inventive with excuses, aren't you?

Luf, Us

Lux said...

What great excuses (I mean reasons), Daisy! Worth remembering ...

Skeezix said...

Daisy, this is yer best TT EVER! I'm gonna print owt the list for Rocky!

Cat Marsters & Kate Johnson said...

Shhh, Daisy, don't tell my cats! Actually they never bother with escuses. They just give me the, "What?" look and allow me to clear up their mess. Little darlings!

Katnippia said...

Daisy, that is a fantastic list of xcusez.We use pretty much all of themz here, hehe...Sia

Suzanne said...

number 13 is the best and it works for almost everything at our house!

mama is somewhat willing to accept the socdi excuse if i use it, because ben just might do whatever he's been accused of. it DOESN't work on me, though. mama knows i'm *innocent. (tee hee)

--suz

Dragonheart said...

Those are great excuses Daisy! :) I guess when I get a little brother or sister, that will be one of the advantages: being able to blame things on them!

Faz the Cat said...

Dear Daisy I have made a note of these excellent excuses and I am going to use them all in future. I particuarly like the one "Pixie did it". This will really throw the humans out of wack as they don't even know who Pixie is - he, he, he. Purr FAZ

Kristin said...

Thanks for the list Daisy! I had been wondering what my kitties were trying to tell me when I was questioning them the last time.

Ariel said...

Great List Daisy . I think I've used all except # 1 it's hard when your a only kitty.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

*sigh* I can't blame it on da gerls, dey don't do nawty stuff most of da time. I do #13 a lot. I find if I combine it wif a kyoot look I can get away with a lot of stuff.~Speedy

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Great list! I love #6. That is a thinking response. #10 & #11 are used at my place too.
I of course have Bendrix to blame when I'm naughty. What happened to "Crazy" your split pursonality?

The Meezers said...

well we would say Pixie didded it, but then our mommy would call your mommy and tell her that Pixie was ofurr here tossing fings around, and well, that wouldn't be right. we could change Pixie to Trixie, and say that since she's a angel now, she was bisiting us and tossed stuff around HEY, that's a good idea. Fanks Daisy!

Boy said...

That's pwetty good!
I must wemember these!

The Furry Kids said...

Those are some great excuses. Though I can't imagine why on earth you would need to use them. I would think that one look at your cute curly fur and bee-yoo-ti-ful eyes and any thought that you did something wrong would melt right out of your Mommie's mind.
Love,
Titus, Tazo, & Earl Grey

Mom Unplugged (formerly "Mom of 3") said...

Sounds like you've been talking to my four year-old human son! Thanks for the laugh!

Kuanyin said...

Mahalo for letting us all borrow them...I'm sure we're going to need them! Happy TT!

DK & The Fluffies said...

Excellent List!

damozel said...

I am just going to say "Daisy the Curly Cat did it!"

Catzee said...

Oooo, I'm gonna remember those!

Chairman Mao said...

hehehe, those are great excuses and I'm gonna get to memorizin' 'em so I can use 'em with my momma.

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Ernesto said...

Thanks for the lesson! I usually blame things on Fritz, but now I can use more variety.

momsbusy said...

great list daisy, we is gonna hafta use it.

yuki & kimiko

Victor Tabbycat said...

Hee, hee, hee! So, Pixie plucked the plant? Hey, it rhymes! Dad's favorite excuse is, "It was an accident." Like he's only apposed to apologize if it was on purrpose? PS I'm printin this list out fur future reference.
WE TAGGED YOU! Come to mine bloggy to see. You make us fink.

Marlene said...

Some cat had thrown my glass with red wine to the floor tonight. I looked at them, they looked at each other...

I could read their faces... Pixie did it. :)

Suzanne said...

Note for Pixie:

You've been nominated for a Thinking Blog award! head over to Sweet Sixteens to check it out!

love
--suz

DaisyMae Maus said...

Daisy ... As always, you are brilliant. I usually just cock my head to one side (always in the direction of Charmee) so Mom knows who REALLY did it.

DMM

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Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

they all sound furry good to me honey!

smiles, auntie bee

Anita said...

Muhahahahaha! Excellent!!!

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