I will soon be doing SURGERIES!
I am getting my sutures out this afternoon!! I have been thinking... it is NO FUN to go to the V-E-T for surgery. So, I am taking a Milton-Bradley Home Study Course called Operations. I figure that, once I have learned everything and gotten my Operations license, I can do surgeries for all of my cat-friends! Here I am on Part 1 of the course: the Brain Freeze. I am studying very closely because I am a good student.
One of the hardest parts is learning to have good control of the instruments. I am still practicing that part.
Once I get my Operations license, I will charge 17 cents per surgery. I don't want to brag, but I think I will soon be rich! Look how much I have earned already! And this is when I am just an intern! I have already been practicing on myself - I chewed off one of my stitches. This was before I learned how to use the tweezers... I mean scalpel.
Professor Daisy's Tip for Cats: If you need a very complicated surgery, such as to the Wishbone, you should probably go to a specialist.
