Thursday 13, Edition #49: Questions for Santa
Here are 13 things I would like to ask Santa Claws:
- How do you get into my house since I do not have a chimney?
- Did you ever get arrested for trespassing?
- Are you real?
- Why don't you go on a diet? I hope that does not sound disrespectful. I would not want you to be mad at me, Santa.
- Do you secretly hope all the children and cats and dogs will ask for very small gifts that are easy to fit in your bag?
- How do you REALLY know if I have been naughty or nice?
- And how naughty can I be and still get some good presents?
- Do you have to give out very much coal?
- Who is your most favorite reindeer?
- What brand of GPS do you use to find all those houses all over the world?
- Are those big boots uncomfortable?
- Why don't you shave your beard sometime? You might look cuter in a goatee.
- Now, I would like to tell you that I have been a very good cat. Did you get my list?
