Thirteen things Pixie and I need to do to get ready for our Valentine's party dates with Icon and Skeezix:
1. Pick out a really cute outfit to wear
2. Help Pixie find something to wear
3. Get some Cover-Stick to hide the scar on my belly
4. Polish our toenails
5. Brush our teefs really good so we have minty-fresh breath (just in case)
6. Start an exercise program. Do you think we can shape up in one day?
7. Buy CosmoCat magazine so we can learn about what boycats like. Even though I am pretty sure it is catnip, toys, and Temptations. Also, very fast strollers.
8. Tape a quarter to my foot so we can call home, just in case
9. Practice conversations: "Hi Skeezix. Your muscles look nice tonight." "Icon, what is your favorite sport?" "How 'bout this weather tonight?"
10. Practice conversations some more. A lot more.
11. Try on makeups and perfumes
12. Clean waxy ears and trim toenails
13. Bake cookies to bring to party
Wow, we have a lot to do!