Thursday, March 8, 2007

Thursday Thirteen, Edition #11

OK, I am coming clean! Here are 13 bad things I have done. Or, you could call them "Daisy No-Nos":

  1. I have put the bitey on my Mommie and my Daddie. More than once.
  2. I have sometimes chased Pixie all around when she does not want to be chased. I have also done this many more times than once. Maybe a thousand times!
  3. I have kicked all the mail off the counter. Then, I have jumped around in it and made a big mess. Sometimes I will also lick all the adhesive off the envelopes.
  4. One time, I ran my paws over a formal dress my Mommie has and made little snags all over it. My Mommie said it was “ruined!”
  5. I have HISSED before. But I have done this fewer times than I can count on my toes. And only when I am scared.
  6. Once I was running too fast and accidentally knocked over a big stereo speaker. It got a little bit broken. But it got fixed.
  7. I have played too rough with lizards and made their tails fall off. I will admit, there was one lizard that did not recover after I played with him. He stopped breathing. And he was not hypnotized. Sorry, lizard.
  8. I like to jump onto my Mommie's back or shoulder without warning. Sometimes, my balance is not so good, and maybe I leave some little scratches on her. And maybe just a little blood comes out of the scratches... Sorry, Mommie.
  9. Sometimes, when I think no one is looking, I will lick ice cream right from the bowl. Also, when no one is looking, I will stick my face into water glasses and drink. Or, I just stick my foot into the glass and swish it around a little.
  10. After a stroller ride, I usually whine to go out riding again, for about 30 minutes. And I do not use my indoor voice.
  11. I got stones in my bladder and I had to have surgery to get them out. But I do not think that one is my fault. Right?
  12. One time I jumped onto the kitchen counter, and my foot accidentally landed in a cake. My footprint looked funny in there. But it was still wrong.
  13. I chewed on the earpieces of my Mommie's glasses and made teethmarks in them. That was a very bad mistake. Now those glasses are just for wearing at home.
I have been trying my hardest to be a good cat. Now that I am three, I think I am not making as many mistakes.

Get the Thursday Thirteen code here!


42 Notes for Daisy:

Dragonheart said...

You are very brave for confessing all of those Daisy! The bladder stones definitely weren't your fault.

Let's see, I've done #1, 8 (both mom and dad), and 9. My humans haven't heard me hiss yet though. I guess I've never been scared enough to!

Bad Kitty Cats & Megan said...

Good Morning Daisy and Send Pixie some love too!

Confession is supposed to be good for the soul... do you feel better?

I like this one: "I have kicked all the mail off the counter. Then, I have jumped around in it and made a big mess. Sometimes I will also lick all the adhesive off the envelopes." But it worries me, because the icky things that can be found on envelopes according to all the scare mails we get.

Paper is fun to destroy. But please do not think it's your fault when you get a stone, because that is not any one's fault.

Oh and playing in the cake and water drinks... too much fun! Hehehe.

Please do not make your mommy bleed too much. She has to feed you and Pixie and wouldn't it be sad if your meals were late? A lillte bleed is ok though in our book! Good morning again and thank you for being our friends!

Squishy purrs and love... Z Monster and the Bad Kitty Brat Cats

Tennessee-mom said...

funny! my cats have done some of the same things:0

Tink said...

Haha, I recognize a lot of those from my fur babies! You're brave for confessing it.
My TT has 13 cat quotes this week.

Raggedy said...

Terrific Thursday Thirteen!
My TT is posted.
Have a wonderful day!
Happy TT'ing!
(")_ (")Š

Faz the Cat said...

Most of these sound like good things to me, except when you break things accidently (like the lizard or the dress). I especially like No. 12 - I wish I'd done that one. FAZ


hahahaha, sorry Daisy, this made me laugh. It made me think of a time Caesar sat on a cake... because it was still slightly warm from the oven and he thought it felt nice and cozy, like a heatbed. It made me scream and laugh at the same time

I think your cuteness outweighs your badness... it is kind of like that with people too.
I hope Pixie has a lot of places to hide from you.

I hope you and Pix have a blasteroonie day. Thank you for your kind purrs and words. I feel more hopeful today.

Riley & Tiki said...

I am guilty of #1,2,3, and 5 (when I was very little and first met the woofie). I would like to be guilty of #7. Alas, we have no lizards. I am also guilty of #8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,9, and 13.

Riley (Did I mention #8?)

I am sweetness and light. I do none of those things. (Okay, I did hiss at the woofie when I was little, and I once walked on a pizza.)


The Meezer Gang said...

We are guilty, as well. Daisy. You are in good company today. We have definately been caught doing number 9!!!! And we think number 12 would be a blast!

Mu shue Pooh King Cat said...

Well I lilly Lu dont wait till no one looking for ice cream I just Jump right in and take it !!!!

Mu shue just found his catnip apple i fink he need rehab but he said he like his acction pass the nip

Lilly Lu

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Oh boy....I see why we are both Pink Ladies. You know what's a great one to try? Steal money! Or coupons! Scatter it around the house to really get in some trouble. The bigger the bill the better.


Ariel said...

Daisy that's some list.Yet your so adorable I bet your forgiven.My mommy says that maybe soon she'll make a list of the naughty things I've done.
Ohhh Nooo.

Tara said...

Hmmm...hiding an embarrassed look...I've done a lot of those as well...but the stones were not your fault.

Kelly Cat said...

Daisy, sweetie, none of those things are your fault! In fact, blame for all these things can be placed elsewhere.

For example, mail should not be left on the counter; it should be properly handled and sorted as soon as it arrives. Your humans are at fault here.

Your Mommie should know that you jump, because cats are born to jump. My human would say a cat who jumps is just being a Good Cat.
So your Mommie should be prepared to be jumped on at any time. It goes with being owned by a cat!

Now clear your conscience, Daisy, and live your life guilt-free!

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Oh, boy, thanks for all the great ideas!!


Icon Baxter Bentley said...

You are a good cat, Daisy! Those things you mentioned are not at all bad! Except for the part about chasing Pixie a lot, it isn't BAD but it probably isn't good for her heart.

McSkeezix said...

I didn't reealize yoo were such a BAD gerl! Rocky sez it's reely good to have a bad gerl for a gerlfrend becuz thare way more fun than good gerls.

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

Hi Daisy,

None of those things are your fault. Just remember that.

(Just an aside... I woke the woman up at 5:00 AM for no particular reason other than I felt like eating breakfast. She wasn't laughin')

DEBRA said...


My Momma was making a purrty pink strawberry frosting angelfood cake and Boo ran by me and I chase her right through the cake Momma had been working on for an hour. I was covered in pink frosting. She picked up me and held me out like a diary diaper not knowing what to do with me, until she thought OK I have to get this frosting off of you even if you don't like it and she got some WET cloths and began to put water on MY furrs. She couldn't get it all off, so she let me lick it off. OH and she had to make another cake from scratch because she was taking it to werk. But she wasn't really mad at me. Not much I don't think...

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Don't feel bad Daisy, one or all of us haf done doze fings ('cept for the lizard, we don't haf doze). Zippy drove mom's car into the side of da garage! Dat din't make daddy furry happy, but he fitzed it and din't yell to much. Sadie will steel tato chips and I like to drag mom's clothes all over. So yoo see, yoor not bad, just being a cat.~Speedy

Anni said...

Daisy, you are adorable. I'm sure mommie and daddy don't mind the things you do at all.

purrrrrrrrrrs, Anni

Junior said...

I hear confession is good for hte you feel better? Actually I think our beans expect us to be a little bit bad.

Mama Duck said...

Such a naughty kitty cat!! Happy TT!

Lil' Duck Duck

Icon Baxter Bentley said...

ooooo! meow! My package from Skeezix arrived today from the Valentine Contest. Please tell Daisy I will be posting some pictures tonight.

The Meezers said...

Daisy, you're too cute for anybean to be mad at you.

Karen Jo said...

The stones were not your fault, Daisy. The other stuff is just you being a cat.

Ariel said...

Daisy Mommy put my list up go see.

yao-lin said...

MOL MOL Daisy! You are too funny! I LOVE that you climb up your mummy's back without warning. I do that to my slaves too and it ALWAYS hurts them! It is hilarious!


The Furry Kids said...

Me and Earl Grey jump on our Momma's back, too. Mainly when she's scooping out the litter box (we have to make sure she cleans it out good) and when she's doing push ups. Hee hee

You are very brave to confess all those bad things, but we don't think they sound all that bad at all. They sound like a ton of fun!

Titus, Tazo, & Earl Grey

Fat Eric said...

Daisy, you'd better suck up to your humans a bit to make up for all that bad stuff! I stick my claws in my mum too without meaning to draw blood.

Thanks for your sympathy over my "weekend of starvation" trauma. I'm just checking back into the blogosphere after spending 4 days eating non-stop to make up for it!

Morgen said...

Daisy, #11 was totally not your fault.
Your list was very funny.
Thank you for sharing.
And I do think a bit of confession is good for the soul.
You should be good now for another mail-romp!
Not The Mama

Forty Paws said...

Hey Daisy,

Is you in a 12 step program now? Doing Step 3? Catnip Anonymous mebbe?

We think you ist jist bein a cat. Beans kaint git mad wen a cat is a cat. Whadda dey want? A dog? Pulleeze.

Thanks fur all your kinds thoughts fur owr Dorfie. He's still got the good narcotics eyes though.

Luf, Us

One of us said...

The way we see it is these things happen are absolutely not the fault of any poodie involved ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko KO

Chairman Mao said...

Hiya, Miss Daisy! I loved your list. I try to climb up Momma or Daddy's legs sometimes, and if I poke my claws through their britches onto their legs, they say "OW, MAO! OW, MAO!" I also like to ambush Momma's footsies in the morning when she's all groggylike and makin' coffee.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Most of that stuff doesn't sound very naughty, but it does sound fun. This morning, Charmee licked all of the frosting off of Mom's toaster streudel ... That's bad, right?

Boy said...

What's bad about any of those things you've done?
Maybe you shouldb't have bitten your mommie and daddie, but I think Pixies are meant to be chased. And mails are meant to be kicked. You're so helpful helping your mommie wick the envewopes!
You know, I think they put ice creams out there just for us, so it's ok to wick them. Just don't wick too much, they might make your tummy feel bad.
Oh, and do help your beans stir the water they dwink. Swish your beautiful footie awound more. I'm sure they'll appweciate it, especially when you stare at them as you swirl.
Oh, and the cake is just bwiwwiant!
You're adding a vewy personal touch to it! Your mommie must have been so pwoud that you helped her make the cake so nice!

So Daisy, I think you're a fuwwy good cat!

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Daisy, I did something similar to #12 and I wasn't even sorry! Once, Mom made a cheesecake for an office party. She left it on the kitchen counter to cool and guess who found it and couldn't resist some licks? Moi! I made kind of a crater in it. Mom was livid when she saw it. And do you know what she did! She scraped it a bit then put the cherry pie filling on top to cover up the evidence. Very clever, huh? Everyone told her it tasted great; she didn't tell anyone that I sampled it first!

So, no, I don't think you're bad, especially since you're sorry. I'm never sorry for eating yummy foods if they're not meant for me because they SHOULD be meant for me.


Tiger Lily said...

Some of those things don't sound all that bad to me Daisy, just funny! And the stones are definitely not something you did wrong.

Thank you for visiting and commenting on my blog. I've been taking notes on some ideas you've given me from reading your blog!

Suzanne said...

good confession, daisy! (oh wait, TT

i bet your mama laughs at most of the things you do...even when they hurt her a little bit. i know my mama laughed when i did those things when i was younger (lo, those many years ago!)

you're so bright and make mama and me both smile when we think of you!


o'jeter harris said...

deer daisy,
i can't help it ... i'm laffin an laffin at all da stuff u hav done dat may or mayn't be considered to be bad!
ps--i never ... ever hiss!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Yer bad kitty list all sownds ok to us kitties...but not to the peeple. What's rong with them....of course yer paw print luks grate in the cake!?!?!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

aw daisy don't worry about it honey. mommie loves you anyways, see? and besides you are too cute!

smiles, auntie bee

Related Posts with Thumbnails