Look what got into my house last week: A gigantic snake! I know you are thinking that I am playing a joke with a rubber snake, but he is REAL. See his tongue? It is sticking out. In this picture you can see how gigantic the snake is. I never saw a snake this big before! I decided to study him closely. Because, I do not think he is dangerous. Snakes with venom in their teeths are very dangerous though. Stay away from them.
I touched the snake, but very gently, to see what he felt like. Then, when I asked him his name, he said "ssssssssssssss". I do not think snakes can speak very well. He might have been trying to say that his name was Ssssssstephen. But I am not sure about that.
When I tried to get even closer to the snake, my Mommie kept holding me back. It is hard to make new friends when your Mommie gets in the way.
And look at Ssssssstephen here! He is trying to make a smiley-face with his body. I never knew snakes were so happy.
My Mommie wrangled the giant snake into a plastic cup and made him go outside. And she was making a funny screaming noise when she did it.