I have discovered that little brothers have COOTIES! I think cooties are like fleas. Only a little bit more bad. Since I do not want cooties jumping onto me, I have hired a Cootie Catcher. I hope my plan will work. Because I would not want to waste my allowance.Okay, open up and let me see how many cooties you caught.
And I also decided to use the Cootie Catcher as a fashionable hat. And a second pair of eyes. I do not think there is any extra charge for this.