I been noticing that some of my photos make my belly look a little, er, squishy. I am very crabilated about that because I only weigh SEVEN pounds. You might remember I had to have stones surgically removed from my bladder. I think that made my belly even squishier.
Take this picture for instance. It was very Wrong to show this picture without some fancy editing first. All the famous models get their photos retouched!
Do I look much better now? I instantly lost about 3 pounds! And I got some fancy new furs to cover the bald parts of my tummy.