Tuesday, May 3, 2011

A Botany Lesson

Here is my new SUNFLOWER. I am a little bit SUSPICIOUS of my flower, because it is BLUE! That is one SEEDY looking flower. Do you get my JOKE?!? Okay, I will STEM the bad jokes. I'm such a PISTIL! Hahahahaha!
Sunflower, I will POSE with you, but I do not LIKE it. WHY are you BLUE, anyway? That is NOT a NATURAL flower color.
Oh NOES! Why are you creeping around my NECK?!?!!!!!
AAAIIIEEEEE! That's not a SUNFLOWER. It is a STRANGLER FIG!!!!!!

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49 Notes for Daisy:

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

We're coming right over to "nip this in the bud" Harley!!!

Purrs,
The Chans

d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

RUN Harley, RUN!!!

Whskr & Dash Kitten said...

ROFL Oh Harley you are the funniest boy I ever saw. I don't know how Mum doesn't get camera wobbly shakes taking your pictures!!

Sparkle said...

Harley, the ASPCA had better add that flower to its poisonous plant list!

Skeezix the Cat said...

Good. Maybe the flower is strangling yoo for hogging Daisy's blog.

Mr Puddy said...

Harley, in some way..That flower look like your costume ! Make you so cute !!! Like a grrl...heh..heh
xoxo

Karen and Gerard said...

We like your humor but you are right--that is not a sunflower. Better run!

Mr. Pip said...

Oh no! You are being attacked by a giant blue sunflower!

Your pal, Pip

Eric and Flynn said...

Eeek!!! That just proves you should never trust a blue sunflower Harley.

one of Fae's humans said...

OH NO, where's Daisy when you need her??? DDD:

Link Bartholomew said...

I bet Daisy picked out that flower, Harley. I hope you get her for this!

Marg said...

Now Harley, that was really funny. We have never heard of a blue flower either. Maybe you better get rid of that silly flower. It might be something dangerous, like a choking flower. Take care.

Forever Foster said...

Our mum sometimes sees blue flowers at the florist. They have been stuck in food colouring to drink in the blue. She gets a bit freaked out by them!

Max the Quilt Cat said...

Fight Harley.... you can beat that nasty blue flower. It looks so sweet, but it's not.

pawhugs, Max

Hannah and Lucy said...

Just pull its petals off Harley - that should stem it's attack on you.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

CatLadyDiary.com said...

You've gotta watch out for the cute ones?

-d ma said...

excellent instincts... blue sunflowers just can't be good.

Random Felines said...

Mom and grandma have one of those each (mom's is red and grandma's is yellow) but they keep theirs in the car - maybe you need to tell your mom to move that blue flower outside!!

Admiral Hestorb said...

Be careful Harley! Things are not always what they seem. xox

Cat said...

Harley you look so cute with your sunflower collar :-)

Grace said...

Oy - the pun of it all!

LP said...

We think you could hull that flower Harley...you know for its' seeds.And then the flower would be HULLIBLE...like you!! Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee. We TOO funny :D
the critters in The Cottage

The Cat From Hell said...

Lots of punny stuff going on around here today!
Kisses
Nellie

Guido the Italian Kitty said...

Dat Sunflower wudda made da Purrfecto Hat for the Royal Wedding!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Harley I hope you can extricate yourself from this mess! Blue flowers are dangerous...

The Paw Relations said...

Oh noes Harley! Run away! Run away!

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Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Harley, bee careful! MOL!

oliverandruby said...

Oh no! Watch out!
We saw an iris yesterday and they are kind of blue...wouldn't trust them either!

Your Daily Cute said...

Hmph! Of course you know that flower isn't right, Harley.

What did your mommeh think? That you're a bloomin' idiot? ;)

Pricilla said...

Harley you are too punny today.

StarSpry said...

Ha ha ha :) You pose very well with the unnatural sunflower!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Bloom where you are planted, Harley.

Melody said...

Oh Harley you are such a funny kitty.
LOL

Amber-Mae said...

OMG I had no idea these flowers are evil monsters! We have TWO of those in the closet. I'll be sure they stay there & never come out!

Lin said...

Forget-me-nots are blue, Harley. I think this giant one has a stranglehold on you so that you DON'T forget him! :)

Junior and Orion said...

Harley, you look so cute!

The Island Cats said...

Harley! And that sunflower smiles the whole time it is strangling you!! It is evil!!

Boy n Beethoven said...

Oh dear, Harwey, you're absowutewy wight to be suspicious of Sunfwower!

Boy

Tillie and Georgia said...

Gee Harley!! The smile on that flower fooled us :o
We thought is was a nice flower, but now you need rescuing!!!
Maybe the flower thought your one liners were groaners ;) heehee
Purrs Tillie and Georgia

Poetic Shutterbug said...

Harley you were duped by a smiley yellow face.

Keisha said...

O hai! Harley, u look very cyoot. :)

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

you sure it isn't a "Vemus fly trap" or a "Venus CAT Trap???"

Tamago said...

LOL! Looks like that sunflower is trying to attack you....or maybe it really likes you :-)

Athena said...

Look out for that scary flower!! Yikes! I love your punny post.

Catsparella said...

Run for your life, Harley!!!!!!!

Angel and Kirby said...

Give that blue flower a good chomping!

caspersmom said...

Wow Harley that is one strangling flower. The color is pretty but I thought sunflowers were yellow?? Loved you Monday funnies, did you ever get your shower fixed?? Mom said when she looks at you she thinks of Patches. We want to thank you very much for your Sympathies for Patches, it was greatly appreciated. We do miss her, especially Mom.

Casper and Cleo

Bacon said...

Harley, you are such a punny cat! I think Daisy should "LEAF" all the funny-ness to you!

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