A Toad-ally Cute Tee-shirt!

I got another real cute tee-shirt! This one has pretty pink sleeves, but the best part is the FROG on the front. Ribbit, ribbit!

Here is a close-up, in case you cannot see the frog too good. He is made of sequins, so the frog is very shiny. I guess real frogs are shiny, too. On account of they are covered in slime.

And I figured out the best accessory for a frog shirt is... a FROG! On my HEAD!
Balancing stuff is hard.
Do you want to hear a frog joke? I knew you did! Okay, here it is:
Q: What happens if a frog parks in a bus stop?
A: He gets TOAD away!

A Toad-ally Cute Tee-shirt!

Monday Mystery: Froggie Riddles

For today's Monday Mystery, see if you can figure out the answers to these frog riddles!

Here are my frogs. I gathered them together to tell them a bedtime story. But, I could not finish the story. Do you know why?

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Because I kept getting a frog in my throat!




Here are some more: why did the frog make so many mistakes?
Because he jumped to the wrong conclusions!




Where does a frog borrow money from?
From the river bank!




Why do frogs always stand in the outfield?
So they won't miss a fly!




And finally, what kind of frog has horns?

A BULLfrog! Hahahahahaha! I crack myself up. I hope you enjoyed the frog riddles!

Monday Mystery: Froggie Riddles