Showing posts with label giving the claw. Show all posts
Showing posts with label giving the claw. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

A Toysday Message

If you try to take AWAY my CAT DANCER....
I might give you THE CLAW!
Um, I hope I do not get in TROUBLE for doing that!
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Monday, July 23, 2007

More proof that lizards are RUDE!

I had a very terrible experience with a lizard last week. I think you will agree that this proves lizards are rude. Meet Tom. I was very surprised his name was not George. And then he explained that Tom is his last name. His first name is Peeping. And Mr. Tom was looking in my window. At ME! It is a good thing I was not going potty or doing something embarrassing when he was spying on me. So, I tried to be polite and introduce myself. But Mr. Tom ignored me!
Then, Mr. Tom turned his back on me! This is very bad manners.
And he refused to shake hands with me. I have found this to be the case with many lizards.
Finally, I had to give him "the middle claw." This might have been a little bit rude of me. But I think you will agree that I had no other choice.

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