Lizard-y Trouble: Mr. Tom Has Gone Too Far!

Look what happened! While I was busy tending to my Sea Monkeys, Peeping Tom the lizard got INSIDE my house. I think Mr. Tom is worse than a peeper, he might be a STALKER! And he is stalking ME! I will teach him a serious lesson. First, I must catch Mr. Tom. The chase is on!

Gotcha! What's that Mr. Tom? Am I holding you a little too hard?

Now I am going to try to instruct you about manners, Mr. Tom. First, peeping into houses is rude. And I think breaking into my house is against the law! You are lucky I am not calling the authorities. Are you listening to me?

Sadly, Mr. Tom did not listen to me. So I had to take matters into my own hands. I mean, into my own mouth. Lizard skin tastes very dry, in case you were wondering. And also very wiggly.

Just when I was about to give Mr. Tom his final sentencing, my Mommie took him away from me! And she set him free on the Outside! I am very upset about this. Because I know he will be back to peep into my windows again. And I did not even get to keep his tail for a souvenir.
ps: More Sea Monkey news tomorrow!

Lizard-y Trouble: Mr. Tom Has Gone Too Far!

More proof that lizards are RUDE!

I had a very terrible experience with a lizard last week. I think you will agree that this proves lizards are rude. Meet Tom. I was very surprised his name was not George. And then he explained that Tom is his last name. His first name is Peeping. And Mr. Tom was looking in my window. At ME! It is a good thing I was not going potty or doing something embarrassing when he was spying on me. So, I tried to be polite and introduce myself. But Mr. Tom ignored me!
Then, Mr. Tom turned his back on me! This is very bad manners.

And he refused to shake hands with me. I have found this to be the case with many lizards.

Finally, I had to give him "the middle claw." This might have been a little bit rude of me. But I think you will agree that I had no other choice.

More proof that lizards are RUDE!