Toysday with Harley

Lizard, I am NOT SKERRED of you!!!!

AAAIIIIIEEEEE! IT MOVED!!!

My motto is: Bite softly and carry a BIG tail!

Toysday with Harley

More Proof that Lizards are BAD!!!

These are my lizard toys. I was having fun playing with them, when one of them came up to me and asked me for a RAISE! He demanded an extra day off, and a portion of my Temptations! And while I was busy negotiating with the green lizard (Howard), the yellow lizard (Frank) climbed on my back and tried to strangle me!!!! It is a very good thing that lizards have short arms or I might not be here to tell the tale.

I tried to reason with the little pink lizard (George), but it did not work...

So, finally I had to resort to drastic measures. I bited George, right in the head! Because he deserved it.

George ranned away screaming! And all the other lizards left, too.
I do not think they will bother me again. Nope.

More Proof that Lizards are BAD!!!

Lizard-y Trouble: Mr. Tom Has Gone Too Far!

Look what happened! While I was busy tending to my Sea Monkeys, Peeping Tom the lizard got INSIDE my house. I think Mr. Tom is worse than a peeper, he might be a STALKER! And he is stalking ME! I will teach him a serious lesson. First, I must catch Mr. Tom. The chase is on!

Gotcha! What's that Mr. Tom? Am I holding you a little too hard?

Now I am going to try to instruct you about manners, Mr. Tom. First, peeping into houses is rude. And I think breaking into my house is against the law! You are lucky I am not calling the authorities. Are you listening to me?

Sadly, Mr. Tom did not listen to me. So I had to take matters into my own hands. I mean, into my own mouth. Lizard skin tastes very dry, in case you were wondering. And also very wiggly.

Just when I was about to give Mr. Tom his final sentencing, my Mommie took him away from me! And she set him free on the Outside! I am very upset about this. Because I know he will be back to peep into my windows again. And I did not even get to keep his tail for a souvenir.
ps: More Sea Monkey news tomorrow!

Lizard-y Trouble: Mr. Tom Has Gone Too Far!