More Proof that Lizards are BAD!!!
These are my lizard toys. I was having fun playing with them, when one of them came up to me and asked me for a RAISE! He demanded an extra day off, and a portion of my Temptations! 
And while I was busy negotiating with the green lizard (Howard), the yellow lizard (Frank) climbed on my back and tried to strangle me!!!! It is a very good thing that lizards have short arms or I might not be here to tell the tale.
And while I was busy negotiating with the green lizard (Howard), the yellow lizard (Frank) climbed on my back and tried to strangle me!!!! It is a very good thing that lizards have short arms or I might not be here to tell the tale.
I tried to reason with the little pink lizard (George), but it did not work...
So, finally I had to resort to drastic measures. I bited George, right in the head! Because he deserved it.
George ranned away screaming! And all the other lizards left, too.
I do not think they will bother me again. Nope.
