I have not given up trying to lure some lizards to me:
I think offering 1/2 off for lizards was a great idea, because 1/2 a lizard is better than none. I probably should have tried for the lower half instead, since lizards do not mind losing that part.
And while I was busy negotiating with the green lizard (Howard), the yellow lizard (Frank) climbed on my back and tried to strangle me!!!! It is a very good thing that lizards have short arms or I might not be here to tell the tale.
I tried to reason with the little pink lizard (George), but it did not work...
So, finally I had to resort to drastic measures. I bited George, right in the head! Because he deserved it.
George ranned away screaming! And all the other lizards left, too.
I do not think they will bother me again. Nope.
