Fashion Friday: A Fancy Print Top

Today I am modeling a fancy print top. I looked through my wardrobe and noticed that I do not have many outfits with a pattern, so this is a good addition. It has shiny black things stuck all around the neckline. I do not know what they are called. Doodads, I guess.

This top has elastic along the bottom. I will turn sideways so you can see. This is not very figure-flattering.

Here, I will wear my little top with my black corduroy skirt! That's much better.

It might not be a Good Idea to model a black skirt against a black background. Can you still see me?

Fashion Friday: A Fancy Print Top

Photo Hunters #54: Narrow

The Photo Hunters theme this week is narrow. This is my narrow skirt. There are only two narrow rows of fabric. This means my skirt is just a couple of inches wide. I wonder why they made my skirt so narrow, anyway... My narrow skirt does not stop me from watching for lizards. Oops, my skirt is flapping up! I do not think narrow skirts are very practical. Are you looking up my skirt?

I can still do fun Circus stunts while wearing my narrow skirt.
Well, I found out why my "skirt" is so narrow. It is meant to be a fancy collar, but it is far too big for my skinny neck. I am a little bit embarrassed to be seen wearing a collar for a skirt. This is a bad fashion faux pas.

My fashion advice to you is, if your skirt seems too narrow, check to make sure it is not really supposed to be a collar.

Photo Hunters #54: Narrow