Lizards are Rude
This little lizard got into my house. So, I decided to study him for a while. The end of his tail was missing before I got to him. I swear!
I tried to shake hands with him, but the lizard did not seem to understand that custom. He just sat there. He might have been a little bit rude. I have been learning during my lizard studies that very many lizards are rude like that.
I tried to shake hands with him, but the lizard did not seem to understand that custom. He just sat there. He might have been a little bit rude. I have been learning during my lizard studies that very many lizards are rude like that.
But I caught up to him with no trouble. He smelled very lizard-y. Maybe he needed to wash his hair. I tried to help him out by grooming him, but he did not like that. I think this proves my point about his rudeness. I let the little lizard go back outside so he could grow up.
After studying the little lizard very closely, I made a detailed, scientific sketch. This took me many hours. Please click HERE to see my drawing. You will not be sorry.










