Thursday Thirteen, Edition #37: Mommie is bad sometimes
Here are 13 things my Mommie does that I do not like:
- Keeps the Temptations locked away inside the food closet. I think if the Temptations were left out, I could be trusted to snack responsibly.
- Cuts the sharp points off my clawrs. I need them to poke things.
- She will not buy me new fashions if they cost lots of moneys. It is hard to stay fashionable on a shoestring budget!
- Takes pictures of me using the flashing light. I like posing for pictures, but sometimes the bright light hurts my eyes and makes me squint. This makes me have a grouchy expression.
- Cleans the wax out of my ears. I get very waxy ears, but I do not see why it needs to be removed. Do you think if the wax never got removed, my ears would seal shut?
- Kisses me, on the lips sometimes! I like to be kissed in many different places, but I do not really like to be kissed on the lips. Between the ears is one of my favorite spots.
- Sometimes she says to me "Daisy NO, NO!" And she uses a very loud voice to say this.
- She takes away the lizards and snakes that I catch! This is very, very unfair. If she wants some lizards or snakes, she should catch them herself.
- Measures out my foods. I would like to have a whole bucket of foods!
- Leaves me alone sometimes. I think she should be here for me every second of every day.
- She cleans the house using the very loud sucking machine that hurts my ears. She does not do this very often though. Hahahahahahaha!
- She does not take me out in my stroller every single day. This is very wrong of her. I need fresh airs.
- She is going on vacation in October and she said I cannot go with her. Even though I already know how to fly on an airplane.
